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Thank god I don’t wake up to stupid stuff like that. I woke up from a nap and thought it was 6 am, it was terrible.

I took a nap and I woke up to 5 voicemails and 10 text messages from my aunt telling me I should apply to this university and I’m ready to drive all the way to her house and smack her.

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“Which means I should hide from you?”

“Maybe I shouldn’t of drank 5 cups of coffee… and had 5 hour energy”

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I’m  Zoey, it’s nice to meet you too.

Hey there. I’m J-Josh… It’s nice to meet you.

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Did you try taking advil?

You know, I figured that my hangover would gone by now since it’s been like two days. That is not the case.

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That’s never happened to me, thank god. Do people really do that?

Yes it does, this one time I was at the mall and this kid was about 8 and he was running around the store calling for his mom and she was off in the distance mocking him, like no -- come claim him.

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From someone who grew up around it, it looks great.

Does this look okay?

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It’s really weird, and they also dry your mouth out after a while.

It’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. Like If you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. But then you bite down and you’re like whoa! That’s a grape!

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The worst is when you’re trying to shop and they let them run around like chickens with their head chopped off.

Why do parents keep their kids in the store if they wont stop screaming? Like, I’m trying to buy hot dogs, I didn’t need an unnecessary headache.

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It does sometimes, I’d like to just go in my room and disappear once in a while.

Sometimes disappearing sounds wonderful

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I feel like, “I brought the pizza” are my favorite four words. What kind did you get?

Fear no more, I brought the pizza. All is good now.

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I’m sure she won’t, I mean why mess up a candy store?

Hopefully she doesn’t mess anything up in there, I don’t need any more bills, yanno? You too.

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Oh, god. Okay. Thanks. I’m Ethan, by the way.

Anytime, I’m sure she’s still in the store because there’s a lot of candy in that place. I’m Zoey, it’s nice to meet you.

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Not even two or three minutes ago, they looked like they had serious business to do in there.

Really? How long ago?

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“Oh god, my dad used to have me run the training area at the Military Base a couple times when I caused trouble at school, I’d come home and not move the whole weekend because my body was like jello.”

“You know you’ve had a really good workout when your legs feel like jelly afterwards and you just want to collapse into a heap on your couch, honestly. I’m definitely going to be feeling this tomorrow though.”

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“I’ve never drank alcohol before so I don’t think I’m buying it anytime soon, sorry.”

"Uh, no. Whatever you’re asking, unless it’s to buy me a pint, no thank you."

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I believe I saw a kid at the candy store, it’s right around the corner.

Has anyone seen a three year old running around here? Yanno, very short and most likely covered in ice cream?