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Doggy or missionary?

im more of a cat person and im not religious sorry

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agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

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don't move. i'm coming over to chew on you

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CHECK IT OUT PLEAAASSSSEEE!!!!! ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT THEM EVEN

heyyy aftg friends would it be chill if i maybe posted some writing of my oc x kevin day or is that cringe?

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fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

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(guy experiencing ocd) maybe its not ocd. maybe im evil

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My Chemical Romance in 2007 and My Chemical Romance in 2025

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The Knight of the Flowers (1894)

— by Georges Rochegrosse

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I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

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do it scared. do it whimpering. do it whining and pleading. do it with a raging hard-on

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they're called happy trail, love handles, beauty marks for a reason. everyone shut the fuck up!!

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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

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outsider perspective of neil josten will never not be the funniest thing in the world to me like wdym this no-name, no-reputation kid was picked up by the most infamous d1 team in the league and proceeds to 1. insult one of the most famous college players on live tv, 2. claim his notoriously bad team is going to beat a team who has never lost, 3. spends christmas break with that team and comes back with red hair, blue eyes, and a face tat that’s basically the equivalent of that same famous player’s seal of approval, 4. says that the face tat is meaningless and insults the team & player to reporters, 5. gets kidnapped during a riot after a game, 6. comes back with a ton of injuries that are clearly from torture (including a burn mark where the face tat was, 7. be revealed as the son of an infamous serial killer (who’s dead now, btw), 8. play in a totally different position than normal during finals and actually succeed in both playing that position and winning the game against the undefeated team, 9. almost get murdered by the famous player on live tv for having the audacity to win like ??? honestly idk if it’s funnier to imagine all of this from a PSU fan’s perspective or from a fan of like, some team in the west who’s just watching all of this from a distance like “hahaha what the fuck is happening over there??”

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occasionally I still see people complaining abt top/bottom discourse in fandom and like. my hot take? they don’t have to have penetrative sex at all 😭