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me: i’m fine

internally: *the tunnel scene from willy wonka*

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The walls are banked with sprays of flowers in my two shades of Blush and Bashful, pink carpet specially laid out for my service, and pink silk bunting draped over anything that would stand still. That sanctuary looks like it’s been hosed down with Pepto-Bismol. Steel Magnolias (1989) dir. Herbert Ross

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when it’s 3 am and you’re alone with your thoughts

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When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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introverts:  sit quietly in corner reading good book and drinking tea

extroverts:  throw water balloons at old man, sing too loudly, eat all the jello

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me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

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I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

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Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

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LSSC | 2016.11.21

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I hate tumblr as much as the next guy but at least we still see dashboard posts in chronological order instead of the bullshit random order of instagram and facebook where stuff from days ago appears right below stuff that was just posted

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i just want all my secrets back, i don’t want anyone to know anything about me anymore 

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@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

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i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

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(insp)

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My mom just sent me this video without any context??