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Piedmont will have absolutely no clue how to handle Post-Weirdmaggedon Dipper and Mabel.

The neighborhood kids play hide and seek and they’re hanging out on some random roof. You can’t beat them if you can’t reach them, suckas.

They’re outside every hour of the day. Literally. If you happen to be outside at two in the morning you might find them mid-magic hunt. Why not? Ford always said to take advantage of your insomnia for science.

Once some teenagers performing some weird Halloween hazing the Pines kids absolutely wrecked them. They literally have no chill.

For that matter, if you look Mabel in the eye, rumors say, you immediately have to play a game of cards with her. Never take pocket change anywhere near their street.

The pig goes with them. That’s final.

They say Dipper Pines has a six pack. They say he’s shredded. They saw he’s got a scar across the belly from fighting off a pack of wolves with his fists.

All the doors in the world are open if you know how to pick locks… Not that they’re saying they can. That’s implementing themselves in multiple unsolved crimes, and that would be stupid.

Feel free to add your own!

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Y’all need to watch this show

So “Norsemen” was just added to Netflix, and it’s amazing. It’s a Norwegian show, originally called “Vikingane”, but they’ve reshot it (or dubbed, I’m really not sure) where everything is the same except they’re speaking in English. Honestly I wish it was just subbed, because some things are less hilarious when lost in translation, but the basic premise of the show is this: The life of vikings in Norway, except they act like Norwegians act today. Everything else is true to history, and let me tell you, this shit is hilarious. People tend to glorify Norway, but I’m not sure they’re aware how utterly awkward Norwegians are in social settings. Please, watch “Norsemen”.

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2019 Fashion year in review. (via @rover_thecat)

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this scene deserved at least 10 emmys 

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Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

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happy hallowed ween from your local potion seller……

second potion is an old commission for @vzmp i reuploaded because i messed up the formatting the first time and it’s been bugging me for ages

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everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

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prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

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i would go to this church

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UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

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SPOOKY MONTH?????!??????? Like, GHOSTS and fuck???!?!???

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I’d watch a show with them as the main characters