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after a drag show i helped organize we hosted a cake wrestling match where two men wrestled in an inflatable pool full of cake which was as messy as it sounds & then we found out that the hose wasn’t working and these men were WRETCHED with cake so someone went inside and filled pitchers and a bowl with warm water and it sorta became part of the act & the DJ went on as one of the men stripped down and we poured pitchers of water over him and wiped the cake off with our hands I got my comb out and started combing the cake out of his hair while we washed it in the bowl

but the other man wandered off to party and ignored us as the crowd shouted after him and then twenty minutes later he came back still covered in cake

and he found Man 1 clean and wrapped in a towel and he said “what!! how did you get all the cake off!!!”

and Man 1 said, “if only you’d waited one minute. you would have been bathed and held by beautiful women.”

in the moment is seemed deeply philosophical to me but also there was a lot going on

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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can you trigger tag bisexuality please

no but i can fuck both your parents

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Tim posted ^

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Me; Blah blah it’s fiction so they’re just going to do things for the drama and handwave logistics it’s not that deep don’t overthink it I know I know

Also me: assuming this lasts longer than the summer how is Christopher going to transfer schools to another state without his legal guardian? How frequently does Chris have check-ups or physical therapy or other medical care, and is Eddie’s health insurance going to cover non-emergency care his dependent receives in another state? Helena and Ramon don’t have custody and aren’t Christopher’s parents, they have limited-to-no rights to make certain decisions regarding Christopher’s medical care, education, or welfare, or to even receive confidential information about him—what happens if something comes up? Did they even consider any of these things before taking Christopher to live with them in another state indefinitely? Considering that they were in LA for maybe 48 hours and Eddie was only aware they planned to take Chris for maybe half of that time, I can’t imagine they talked through and put contingencies in place for any/all of these things so like…

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My one straight-up critique of the episode is that we did not get any of the emotional fallout from the firefam when Bobby was very likely on the brink of death. The focus shifted immediate to Athena going rogue vigilante.

It would not have taken much time, and they easily could have cut back the cartel silliness for brief scenes with Buck, Eddie, Hen + Chim at Bobby's bedside. Remember the scene in season 1 with Hen, Buck and Bobby and Chim's bedside after the rebar? Short and powerful.

But we had to get one more go at Vigilante Cop Athena and cartoon bad guys. Oh well.

Getting to watch MJW and Angela Bassett work their magic was great though.

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s8 pls give us a bottle episode of the firefam on a q-word day with no calls and pls specifically have them trying to run gerrard out of the firehouse

i'm thinking hen and buck putting up pride flags and chimney following him around wiping down everything gerrard touches with a lysol wipe and idk eddie puts laxatives in his coffee i don't care i want shenanigans and i want that old man punished and nothing works and in the end gerrard is fired and they're like "what how" and ravi is like "guys i filed a fucking complaint wtf were you doing all day"

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Happy Pride!

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Buck surviving the lightning strike and going back to work means that Hen has to go to that bakery (she goes to the same one every time) to get him a 'welcome-back' cake (one which will have a terrible pun written on it in icing, something like "we're not shocked you're back"), and you just know that every time she walks into that bakery the staff drop what they're doing because they just know that it's going to be something absolutely wild

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favorite 9-1-1 moments ↳ 33/? ✦ the 118 in 4.06 - jinx

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henren ∘⁠˚⁠˳⁠° 911 abc + s06e06

requested by @hearteyesdiaz

ID in ALT

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#the 118 vs elephants and basketballs

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HEN & KAREN WILSON ♡ 5.18 'Starting Over'

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9-1-1 SPOILERS

*the 118 find out about not!shannon*

Eddie: *walks into shift* morning!

Everyone: silence

Eddie: okay so i’m guessing you found out about kim

Chim: *sarcastic* no shit edmundo

Eddie: can i just-

Hen: no

Eddie: but if i-

Buck: nope

Eddie: i think if you let me-

Bobby: absolutely not

Eddie: hen and buck have both cheated too!

Bobby: with someone who looks exactly like their dead wife?

Eddie: well,, no but-

Hen: straight men truly scare me

Chim: we don’t claim him

Buck: i think he may have just invented his own category

Eddie: okay fuck all of you-

Ravi: but especially fuck your dead wife, right? in the biblical sense?

Eddie: *stunned silence*

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It actually would be so funny if instead of crusty ass Gerrard torturing them, the 118 simply bullied him back 🤷🏽.

Gerrard: you're stuck with me 😈

The 118 cheerily: actually you're stuck with us ☺️ *ravi slowly closing the bay doors in the bg*

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