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??? No one answered the phone when I called the neighboring department so. I think I'll just go In at the regular time today 🫠
Wh...my coworker hung up on me when I was trying to get in touch with my boss & see if I needed to come in early...does...does that mean I'm off the hook?
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inside of you there are two intestines.
one of them is large, and the other is small.
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Wh...my coworker hung up on me when I was trying to get in touch with my boss & see if I needed to come in early...does...does that mean I'm off the hook?
#zombie speaking#sometimes you get in a social interaction with someone and its so bizzare. im like#i havent even had my coffee yet girl
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“do you think my abusive partner can change” yeah man you know I’ve heard some stories where these dudes received massive traumatic brain injuries and it knocked the hatefulness clean out of them. my grandpa with Alzheimer’s brain is slowly dissolving and he’s nice now. if you want him to change you’re going to have to beat him within an inch of his life with a brick or wait 50 years for him to develop dementia. I think the better option is leaving.
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The first reports of COVID actually hit the news less than a week after my birthday
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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
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I’ve collected some weird vintage bird imagery, from bird hats to bird people, ghost birds to giant birds.
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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made
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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind
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Crag not know what twisty shiny thing is for, but Crag see chunk of tasty meat!
Don't mind if Crag do!!!
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