zombierose3
zombierose3
Zombierose3
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I'm a tumbling zombie! Well, no not really. lol I'm a writer, but busy plotting Drop Dead Fred fanfiction at the moment. I post a lot of Rik Mayall. (You're welcome.) I welcome chats and messages. You can find me on fanfiction.net under Zombierose3 or ZombiewithaNoose
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zombierose3 · 4 years ago
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Ugh! The cutie 💓
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zombierose3 · 4 years ago
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Would love to know what I am.
i was thinking this morning about how i categorize fanfic authors that i enjoy like AKC breeds and decided to share my rubric with you:
the specialist: this author has a favorite kink or trope and has written 80% of the content in that tag. you know exactly what you’re getting. they have A Brand™️. no matter what other traits they display, dedicated rare pair authors belong here.
the chocolate box: essentially the exact opposite. this author will try anything once. they have 80+ works in the fandom with no discernible pattern. the shortest one is 268 words and the longest is well over 100k. this breed of author may or may not be related to:
the renaissance fan: they’ve written three things in your fandom: your favorite fic, your notp, and a bizarre crossover with a show you’ve never heard of. you hit “expand fandoms list” on their author page and have to scroll down twice to reach the bottom. whenever you curse the fact that you can’t legally commission fic writers, this is the author you’re thinking about.
the horn dog: they’re here for one thing and one thing only. if someone’s dick is not in another character’s mouth within 500 words, they apologize for it in the author’s notes. they have one (1) g-rated fic.
the rookie: this writer is usually young, new to fandom, or just got a beta-reader for the first time. their fics are a little all over the place, quality-wise, but you’re excited whenever their name pops up because their unique voice gets stronger every time. you feel a personal investment in their development, like you’re an old man reading the local high school sports page and saying “this kid’s the one to watch.”
the live streamer: the most prolific author in the fandom. their works are all over the front page when you sort by kudos. you have no idea how they generate this much work, and have seriously wondered if they have access to an extra-dimensional time portal. their stories are usually un-beta’d and the characterization varies wildly, but their best works are inspired and you’ve read them 30 times.
the cryptid: this one comes out of nowhere every two years, drops the best fanfic you’ve ever read, and disappears. fifteen months after you left a three paragraph comment about how they changed your life, you get a message in your inbox that just says “thanks.”
the novelist: we talk about “filing off the serial numbers” when someone reworks their most popular story to pitch it as an original novel; this author somehow does the reverse. their fics are excellent, usually long-reaching multi-chapter AUs that have almost nothing to do with the on-screen characters except their names. i’d like to extend my personal thanks to this breed of author because it’s the closest i get to reading an actual book.
the reunion tour: this author wrote some of the most popular works in the fandom, but either moved on to k-pop or burned out when canon took a turn for the worse. they put out one new thing a year, often an old draft that’s been haunting them from under the floorboards. their last six author’s notes all say they never thought they’d write this pairing again and “this will probably be the last time.”
who did i miss?
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zombierose3 · 4 years ago
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zombierose3 · 4 years ago
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Banned for being TOO SEXY
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zombierose3 · 4 years ago
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Some enhanced screenshots of Rik being interviewed on Northern Life while wearing a jaunty hat. Click for better quality.
Source: x
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zombierose3 · 4 years ago
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Some enhanced screenshots of Rik and Ade in Snakes and Ladders. I included Ade in this one because he looks hilarious after going through the Remini app, lol. His eyes are so LORGE.
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zombierose3 · 4 years ago
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My name’s Kevin Turvey and I’m an investigative reporter, which means I investigate things and then report on them.
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zombierose3 · 4 years ago
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DROP DEAD FRED (1991) dir. Ate de Jong
I know whats best for me. You have to stop treating me like I’m your enemy.
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zombierose3 · 4 years ago
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Fred is perf
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zombierose3 · 4 years ago
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that you are
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zombierose3 · 4 years ago
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kevin turvey my beloved
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zombierose3 · 4 years ago
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@mrsmayall Have you seen these? Even threw in one with Charles. I know we all hate him, but that shirt is comedy! 👀
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A FRED PICTURE IVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!?!?! If anyone has behind the scenes Fred pics GIVE ME THEM NOW 😡😡😡
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zombierose3 · 4 years ago
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Polite reminder that I love him and that he is the sole thing that’s been keeping me emotionally chugging along for the past two months
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zombierose3 · 4 years ago
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Quick doodle of these two because I am always soft for them and their dynamic. 
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zombierose3 · 4 years ago
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@flibbertiggibit said: Would love to buy some Drop Dead Fred stuff if you offer any. I love the way you draw him (and Lizzie)!
The reason I’ve held off on doing DDF or even TYO stickers is that I never really thought there’d be a market for them.
Tell ya what, because I do have some designs already made up for DDF stickers– if I get more than 15 reblogs on this post, I’ll put up DDF stickers and a Print for sale.
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