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this is my prediction for deltarune chapter 5

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Sam Reich is such a cartoonish character to me. His last name is literally "Rich". He's this villain-y game show host. He's the son of the ex-secretary of labour who saved a comedy media company from extinction and does magic tricks as a hobby in his free time. What kinda muppet factory did they release him from

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Bipedal so fucking stupid. You look at a cat or a dog lying down and you're like "hell yeah that looks exactly right. that looks so comfortable." Human lies down and looks like Peter Griffin Death Pose.

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My favorite thing is that this time the twist was player-created. Obviously they had prepared for the possibility on some level but this was the players discovering and capitalizing on the mechanics in a way that created pure comedy gold

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literally can’t stop muttering “look it’s our disgusting fucking contestant” to myself, i love you anna garcia

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If I were Toby fox I’d have a character ask Kris ‘what are your pronouns’ then the player has to choose between ‘they/them’ and ‘they/them’

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Shout-out to my romance repulsed aromantics!! We're not all yearning for love we can't comprehend. I comprehend it. and it's absolutely not for me.

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Couples shirt idea

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which of my household appliances am i most closely related to

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ONE day someone is going to actually hit the back of the wall and the whole set will collapse. anyway add a counter to the renaissance painting tally.

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I’m always thinking about those little freaks

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why does viva la vida by coldplay always go so hard. i hear those opening strings and instantly im a cynical and mournful king walking through his overthrown kingdom like oh shit I totally did used to rule the world!!! I used to roll the dice and feel the fear in my enemies’ eyes but now im literally sweeping the streets I used to own!!!! idk what it is about this song but for some reason i can’t explain

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Dogy named Pieceof Shit

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tragedy

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baconwaffles is actually the best teammate you can have not because he himself is good but because he has a permanent buff of 90% chance of bringing Mapicc along with him and Mapicc's the actual best teammate you can have