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i loveeeeeee nonlinear storytelling. show me where we are. now show me how we got here. the end before the beginning. show me how it was inevitable or how many chances we had to change things(nothing was ever going to change). let's meet in the middle as all the puzzle pieces slide into place hell yeah that's the good shit.

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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

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Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.

Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.

Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.

Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.

Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.

Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, they’re given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and  allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.

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I went to a museum with this former carpenter, and as a way of flirting I kept pointing to victorian-era furniture and saying "oooh what wood is that ^_^?" to which he would reply, with increasing exasperation, "I don't know." this continued for like half an hour and he got very close to snapping.

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my beautiful beautiful chungpire…

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Sam had to raise the subscription price because he blew the budget on Kiss from a Rose

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lifesteal tournaments official rabies teirlist as decided by the discord

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Baconwaffles........

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fight flight freeze fawn and faggot

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Dumb losers.......

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hold on. hold on. what are the chances spoke's plan involve shoving the server admins specifically into a corner? like looking at what he's done so far and what he claims his plans are, it can all be tied back into server owner stuff. like okay, walk w me 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

he showed mapicc a blatant hack client w the mace while he was literally live and he never ended up being called on it largely bc it was such a shameless, blatant thing to do & mapicc wasn't Certain if it was hack so yk. w that information plus mapicc hiding the dupe glitches and time travel w the bug bombs from minute early season, spoke knows mapicc Can be lenient w others exploiting even if he himself refuses to do it as an admin. but!!! he wasn't nearly as lenient w sb, smt spoke had an issue w

i think the sb thing also ties into his plans on banning the owners bc it was during the same convo where spoke expresses dissatisfaction w how the sb mace situation was dealt w since the duped maces were exploited "legitimately" and therefore shouldn't have been an issue is when he brings up banning the owners. assuming that they plan on banning all three admins using exploits, it forces them into an incredibly tight corner where they're unable to play the server due to exploits and although they've Been stricter w exploits, using admin powers to unban themselves from an exploit permaban situation could definitely be recieved poorly by both the community and even other ccs since its def smt that could be used to accuse them of admin abusing. smt spoke already accuses them of doing and clearly Wants to weaponize against them if u take what he said to squiddo & ash during his meeting w them at face value

AND. speaking of forcing the admins into a difficult place, even him actively asking fans to fake stream snipe in other peoples chats and to post fake spoilers w typoed // lifesteal spoilers tag on twt is smt that the admins need to clean up— as evidenced by minute tweeting abt it TODAY after spoke told people to do it and tweets made at his demand gained traction, to the point that there was also an announcement in the official ls public discord server abt tagging spoilers & streamsniping. he's doing things even outside of the server that force mapicc, minute, and bacon to clean up his messes

even spoke's whole orbital strike cannon thing Can be connected to this silly theory bc although it's a legitimate plan w no exploits or hacks involved, it still forces all three of the server admins out of the role they have rooted themself in. the constant "accidental" mention of exploits and the poking and prodding at minute's heart pushed him back into a similar hero role he played in s5. while Also pushing him away from mapicc, who deeply values loyalty and aligns strongly w similar morals to spoke's, who is now being put in between multiple teammates he loves who have become enemies which has caused him to uproot his entire existence to try and reach for the freedom he hasn't had in all of s6 bc of his desire to hold on tight to the teammates he Does have who ended up lowk abandoning him anyways. and even bacon is forced to change bc he was the guy previously terrorizing spawn, but w the threat of it being nuked to bedrock it makes all of his plans null

like idk bro maybe i'm js Saying a whole lotta words and grasping at straws to see smt that isn't actually there since spoke has barely even said or done anything and i'm basing this all on things he has said or hinted at that is very likely 110% lies but i do think it'd be interesting if his main plan rly does have smt to do w forcing mapicc, minute, and bacon into difficult situations AS the server admins o_o

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Might be kinda controversial but i think Wuber and Jumperwhoanon should hunt each other for sport in a 700 block wide arena with a three life system

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i think the lstrn blog is weird.. :/ whys there so many ships especially w ccs who dont allow ships... :// freaks.... :////

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the l in lsd stands for lstrn

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block the frauders i dont feel safe please

you’ll be ok I promise <3

they are very cool and awesome

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everyone say thank you to black trans women and black trans men

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rpf