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martyn isnt queer for liking pussy LMAO its okay to be straight but find feminine guys/enbies attractive you dont need a whole new label

nonnie i need you to shut the fuck up. like. right now. do NOT police other peoples labels. it does not fucking matter if you dont understand it, what matters is that the person using the label understands it and feels comfortable with it. martyn is queer. gynosexual cis guys are queer.

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i like w,hen ......... theres a Big scaresy fantasies beast ok .... and then the big beast has a litter of babies,,,., and the babeis are veryvery small . ok

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If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

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Buddy comedy. The protagonists are a man and a woman. They are best friends. They're not romantically involved with each other, she's gay and he's straight. They get into hijinks doing stupid shit for the sake of a mutual goal: Trying to impress girls. It doesn't work. Whatever they're doing, they both look fucking stupid doing it. At some point they get separated, and both happen to encounter a really cool girl and fail to impress her by doing something stupid. The girl is flattered, and thinks the dumbshitteryis actually quite endearing, but is unfortunately not romantically compatible. In two simultaneous, alternating scenes happening at the same time in different places, the protagonists both respond to the girl they were talking to, in identical gestures. A wide grin, raising a finger like "wait hold on I've got something awesome for you", pull out their phones, and text each other

"hey idiot I found you a girl she loves morons"

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FACTS!

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For any Black Trans/LGBT+ who needs some help!! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤

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Low Life: Last life but the build limit is set to Y level 0. if you want to place blocks you gotta do it underground

imagine placing a block of obsidian but then you can't place the end crystal on top and everyone just stares at you awkwardly

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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

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i can see into the future. i see... an anime convention...... my god.... one million skinny transmascs dressed as chilchuck......

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Dude, how can it be that every single fucking thing about US politics trends on here immediately, yet when 27 countries in the EU vote and there's a historic, alarming lurch to the right (far right parties have won the elections in Italy, Austria and France), it's not even trending? In Germany, the AFD, a right-wing populist, anti-democratic, racist party with a wing that is officially extremist (read: Nazis) and is in parts monitored by the office for the protection of the constitution, is the second strongest party (also among 17-24 year olds!). Guess I'll die.

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Dude, how can it be that every single fucking thing about US politics trends on here immediately, yet when 27 countries in the EU vote and there's a historic, alarming lurch to the right (far right parties have won the elections in Italy, Austria and France), it's not even trending? In Germany, the AFD, a right-wing populist, anti-democratic, racist party with a wing that is officially extremist (read: Nazis) and is in parts monitored by the office for the protection of the constitution, is the second strongest party (also among 17-24 year olds!). Guess I'll die.

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basically lmao

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Hilltop Road isn't a gateway where one door leads to another. It's a hub with many ways in and out. Best not loose your ticket.

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he wasnt even my favorite dsmp guy. truly no idea why he had that effect on me

the most embarrassing thing about me is that the person who made me realise im trans was tommy fucking innit

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the most embarrassing thing about me is that the person who made me realise im trans was tommy fucking innit

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"does it have to be queer"

yes, next question, unless the next question is "why", in which case I am pulling the lever