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I need an IDW-EarthSpark crossover, I NEEED one....

But not like, in a "the characters meet each other" or "idw characters put into earthspark" way

I want characters in Earthspark to have IDW backstories and personalities. I want the terrans and humans to interact with these traumatized dumbasses and watch the aftermath of a metaphorical ship that has already crashed, burned, and washed ashore.

Let Megatron try to right his wrongs after millennia of genocide that is written bit by bit in detail, let him pursue his original dream of being a medic, let him write again.

Let the Maltos or Agent Scholder or literally ANY human see Soundwave tend to an injured fox or cow. Let him showcase his love for elephants and animals. Have him sacrifice his wellbeing time and time again for his loved ones and for innocent wildlife. Have G.H.O.S.T. agents be confused and baffled by his genuine desire for peace and equality because the original motives for the Decepticons were so different than what they devolved into, and yet Soundwave is still devoted to that idealogy. The idea that all are equal.

Have them be even more baffled at the familial bonds between Soundwave and his cassettes. Especially at his relationship with Ravage and Laserbeak (because they're more or less his parents, which is a fact I will never let go because of how wholesome it is)

Have identity crises and cold construction and functionism be topics for debate. You're more than your body, you're more than your alt mode.

Starscream's true form. The fact that he can turn into a LITERAL GHOST. Have him be shot and killed and fly out of his frame as a spirit. He's just as horrified and confused as everyone else who witnessed it; it's not every day you DIE, it's not like he knew this would happen...

Allude Prowl and Tarantulas's previous relationship before the war. Optimus and Shockwave's? There's so many cross-faction relationships and so many torn apart friends and partners.

Have the Maltos and Terrans surprised by the fact that Bumblebee was a courier in Iacon before the war and not some racer. Have them be shocked that Arcee was so cold and ruthless during the war.

Have every mech, Autobot and Decepticon alike, scared shitless of Shockwave. Even Megatron! G.H.O.S.T. agents don't get why until the silly little scientist guy throws a bunch of whales into a space blender (Soundwave is visibly HORRIFIED) and travels back in time to try and undo the creation of the Terrans.

On the topic of Shockwave, Senator Shockwave! What about the Senate?? How they mutilated him for being right and speaking out against them??? or how he and Orion totally had something going on

And what he did to Grimlock! Or anything about his time as Jhaxius's top student or as a Senator. Or how he used to be an aircraft!! (I actually saw someone point out how he could've been a space shuttle)

Or how Soundwave was homeless, and then employed by Senator Ratbat! How he's telepathic and was used as a tool time and time again! How he beat that sucker and turned him into a cassette!!! Or Soundwave's constant mental struggle with telepathic input.

Literally anything about Thundercracker and Buster. Or Drift. Hell, even Ambulon or something. Decepticons who abandoned the cause after it turned into a terrorist group.

Or Autobots like Getaway and Pharma.

There's so many things IDW has that, if put into EarthSpark, can make for really interesting topics for the humans to interact with.

And I also have an unhealthy obsession with idw. So maybe that's why I wrote this but yk

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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

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No propaganda was submitted for Rung.

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Happy pride month 💖 / on inprnt

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Happy pride to Transformers fans!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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On the one hand, I really should consider a nsfw sideblog so I can Speak My Truth and also filter out some of the horny posting so we don't have an Incident 2.0 wrt me getting so pissed off when I try to be serious and less horny on main that I leave a fandom.

On the other hand: 500 more posts about swerve's fat tits and how breedable rung is on main.

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i will Never deactivate. if i die this blog shall remain eternal as a museum of my greatness. a monument of my legacy.

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daniel ost: floral art + the beauty of impermanence - paul geerts (2015)

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'watts towers, simon rodia, los angeles, california, usa, 1921-1954' in my house, my paradise: the construction of the ideal domestic universe - gustau gili galfetti (1999)

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by 9monkeys

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at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

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can you watch my suicidal cavalier for a minute while i go smoke

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https://www.tumblr.com/mychlapci/786990248687239168/i-desperately-need-a-description-of-chubby-swerve?source=share Let me give this a shot let's all picture Swerve in our minds

The ties of his bikini are lost in the rolls of his chubby body. If anyone wants to tease him and snap his bra into his back they're gonna have to lift a fold to get a good grip. The tiny bikini has no chance of holding Swerve's heavy breasts, but he's really trying to make it work. Those little earth cloth triangles meant to cover him up can't even keep all his areola covered, and you can see a clear outline of his nozzle right through it.

It's awful at supporting his very full chest, his boobs sag and pull the bikini down no matter how tight Swerve ties it and the chub gathered across his chest dips around the tight ties. The top does its job at pressing Swerve's boobs together at least, giving him a deep cleavage some bot could slip their shanix into when they give Swerve a nice big tip for all his hard work. All of that work that would make his fans run and leave him panting, causing his chest to heave and jostle his boobs in the tiny swim top that offers significantly less support than his cybertronian plating. He takes the bar rag he uses to clean cups and countertops and gives it a quick swipe under his energon pouches, soaking up the condensation pooling on the soft mesh. For just a second he feels the cool bar air against a nozzle and he's quick to readjust his top, hoping no one caught his embarrassing nip slip that was bound to happen again with such a dangerously tiny top.

His belly makes a cute paunch over his array, it sticks out further than his breasts when it would usually be tucked away where no one could see. His round tummy, swollen with high quality energon and lined with stretch marks from quickly expanding mesh, brushes the bottom of his pouches when he bends down, making the string ties pull even tighter and sink into his fat deeper. It was hard to even tell what color his bottoms were when his thighs and aft were engulfing the material and his tummy was covering the front, but once he hopped up on the counter it would be clear that Swerve had on cute pink bottoms. It would also be noticeable that Swerve's chubby valve lips were being split by the bottoms that were clearly too tight, but he was being so good about not complaining about the size of his cute new clothes. They were nearly soaked through where they met his valve slit, someone could even see his node blink through the wet fabric if Swerve kept his legs open long enough. One step though and it's all covered again by fat, round, grabbable thighs that practically eat the fabric trying to keep his sensitive areas covered. Every shift of his thighs pulls the bottoms up more, riding them deeper and deeper into his valve and aftcrack until he has to give in and pull the fabric loose from his creases.

Swerve turns around and his aft becomes that star of the show. Just like the rest of him, his aft was fat and perfect. His bikini bottoms disappeared in his aft crack, leaving him moving and adjusting his stance often in discomfort and leading to his round cheeks wiggling in his patrons' faces. He doesn't register how much of a tease he is when his chunky body sways and jiggles as the tiny swim suit fights for dear life to keep him any definition of decent, he just wants to be comfortable in his fun outfit. Sure, he should have sized up, but he couldn't pass up a good deal on real earth clothing his size! Not just to speak on his daunting size as a cybertronian, but for his wide dimensions. His broad hips and voluptuous chest needed much more space than his bikini offered, but he just had to try it at least once even if it becomes something he only wears under his plating on occasion. -🌱

now this is what i like to hear.i want to fuck him so bad

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we, as fanwriters, don't focus on weird and stupid sex shit enough. by this i mean i will be writing a magnum opus about flavored lube. they make an orange creamsicle one, for the rung fans out there. #obsessed

that's even that weird and stupid tbh

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I love when you find an author who just has a good flavor to their writing. It could be the way they handle characters, the way they use certain tropes or themes, even the specific lilt of their words. Its familiar and comforting and carries across different stories, like coming back to a place of comfort and recognizing the furniture.

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continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that

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really tall lobby boy