zombolouge
Everything That Happens to me is Weird
She/Her, ancient and crumbling (over 30), bisexual, sentimental fool. I am a writer, and thus I write words. Fanfic words. Original words. Website full of shit at zombarber.com Responsible for the most cultured dick jokes on the internet. Avatar art by @peachcott.
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#my family always had christmas presents under the tree from: Al Gore#they weren't really from him but they would be labeled that way#Al Gore would always get you the stuff like socks and toothbrushes or makeup or something#the practical and boring gifts#I was kinda shocked to discover that not everyone had this practice#or at least the practice of relabeling the boring gifts so no one had to be responsible for it#like we needed the socks but nobody needed to be the Sock Gifter#let Al Gore take that burden from you
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Sorry for telling personal stuff on asks but my cousin just gifted me matching t-shirts with him depicting Ema throwing a snackoo to Apollo and I think Ema would gift something similar to Apollo just to be petty.
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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day
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just did a background check that made me list every address i've lived at as an adult. i have lived a lot of places (like a dozen different addresses) so i had to piece together where i've lived over the years from my saved addresses on dominos.com. not my proudest moment tbh
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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?
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