zondevol

[zondevol]

for i don’t know how long, i’m going to be stepping away from tumblr. this site while it started to be a place i loved to come and write over a decade ago, isn’t the same anymore. when i get on here, despite having amazing writing partners, i feel no urge to write.

so, i’m going to stick to discord for a while, write there and i really hope some of you ( because i know not all of you will and that’s okay )  will write with me there. pls, message me and if we aren’t following each other on discord, just let me know who you are. i hope to write with you soon. <3

discord: berbot#9406

[zondevol]

for i don’t know how long, i’m going to be stepping away from tumblr. this site while it started to be a place i loved to come and write over a decade ago, isn’t the same anymore. when i get on here, despite having amazing writing partners, i feel no urge to write.

so, i’m going to stick to discord for a while, write there and i really hope some of you ( because i know not all of you will and that’s okay )  will write with me there. pls, message me and if we aren’t following each other on discord, just let me know who you are. i hope to write with you soon. <3

discord: berbot#9406

[zondevol]

for i don’t know how long, i’m going to be stepping away from tumblr. this site while it started to be a place i loved to come and write over a decade ago, isn’t the same anymore. when i get on here, despite having amazing writing partners, i feel no urge to write.

so, i’m going to stick to discord for a while, write there and i really hope some of you ( because i know not all of you will and that’s okay )  will write with me there. pls, message me and if we aren’t following each other on discord, just let me know who you are. i hope to write with you soon. <3

discord: berbot#9406

[zondevol]

need a man to rip off the head of someone that’s flirting with you?

skylar is your dude.

[zondevol]

@pride-of-azkets 

[zondevol]

‘wake up! i made you waffles.’  --  @aigonakru​

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        the  darkling  lay  there  in  his  bed,  having  for  the  first  time  in  a  long  time  slept  throughout  the  evening.    a  few  glasses  of  wine  aided  in  that    &&    there  was  a  long  day  ahead.    sleep  had  been  a  welcomed  blessing,  but  hearing  the  familiar  voice  he  growled  quietly.    normally,  he  was  such  an  earlier  riser  despite  how  late  he  usually  fell  asleep.    the  bed  was  warm,  though.  

        “            &&    you  don’t  think  that  could’ve  waited  another  hour    ?              “          he  muttered,  long  locks  covering  his  closed  eyes.

[zondevol]

alright, i’m here! still got a bit of a headache, but it’s manageable. my kids also don’t have school again tomorrow because of weather/snow.  so i don’t have to be up at 5am lol. i’m gonna get to asks and hopefully this weekend get to replies or old ones might be put on the back burner for now idk.

[zondevol]

INTIMIDATION PROMPTS does what it says on the tin, ranging from minor to serious. as always, feel free to tweak these as needed, take care, and have fun!

Words:

‘you don’t want to do that.’

‘you’ll regret it if you do.’

‘touch that and i’ll put you out.’

‘i’m beginning to think this would be much easier if you were unconscious.’

‘my boss is very upset with you.’

‘do as i say and no one needs to get hurt.’

‘it would be such a shame to spoil that pretty face.’

‘you won’t be acting so tough when i’m done with you.’

‘you’ll be leaving here in a fucking ambulance.’

‘you’ll be leaving here in a fucking body bag.’

‘i could snap you like a twig.’

‘look at you. you really think you could take me on?’

‘don’t think i won’t hurt you. i will.’

‘you’re not as important as you think. i don’t need you alive.’

‘don’t think you can weasel out of this one.’

‘what are you going to do? scream? no one will hear you.’

‘keep your hands where i can see them. no funny business.’

‘do that one more time and i’ll…’

‘you may as well give in now. don’t bother stringing this out.’

‘no one is coming for you.’

‘it’s not yourself you need to be worried about.’

‘don’t kill me? oh, it’s not me killing you that you need to be worried about…’

‘i could keep you alive for days.’

‘no one will ever find your body.’

Actions:

[ LOOM ] the sender stands uncomfortably close to the receiver.

[ PROD ] the sender prods the receiver in the chest with a finger.

[ PUSH ] the sender pushes / shoves the receiver.

[ BACK ] the receiver backs away from the sender.

[ PLAY ] the sender conspicuously plays with a weapon in front of the sender.

[ POINT ] the sender points a weapon directly at the sender.

[ TELL ] the sender orders the receiver to move / do something.

[ QUIET ] the sender leans in to whisper something to the receiver. 

[ TOUCH ] the sender touches the receiver’s face / hair / similar.

[ CALL ] the sender takes a call from their superior in front of the receiver. 

[ SHOW ] the sender shows the receiver proof of their threat on their family / etc.

[zondevol]

ended up falling asleep, eyes are killing me and slightly swollen, but i’m still gonna try and get to memes bc i really do wanna get back to writing.  if i can get my eyes to stop hurting and my headache to go away, i’ll get to writing.  adore you all seriously.  

[zondevol]

SENTENCE MEME ⟶ DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES / 8.1  always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

‘there’s no task more unpleasant than getting rid of an unwanted guest.’

‘is this happening? are we really doing this?’

‘everyone stay focused. the hardest part is over.’

‘how is it going to be okay? someone is calling the dead guy.’

‘he has a home… with people who care about him, people who are doing to come looking for him, leading them straight to us.’

‘we could still go to the police.’

‘he broke into your house. he threatened you. we could explain that.’

‘we are going to get caught. people always get caught.’

‘we can’t do this. we’re not criminals. we drive carpool.’

‘got up early, so i figured, what the heck?’

‘i didn’t sleep last night. but you would know that. you were there.’

‘do not drink this. it’s been in my car for three days.’

‘where are your shoes?’

‘are you sure this is about the kids?’

‘don’t take this the wrong way, but you could do this professionally.’

‘coming from a man who’s on a first-name basis with half the hookers in this down, that’s quite a compliment.’

‘your friends don’t like me.’

‘i’m a cop. i got an eye for human behaviour.’

‘i know what’s going on. you’re trying to distract me with sex, and if that’s the case… bring it on.’

‘wake up! i made you waffles.’

‘come back when you learn how to make mimosas.’

‘why have you been so short-tempered lately?’

‘look, i get it, okay? but we have to move on with our lives.’

‘no matter what i do, it’s this horrible thing that is always there.’

‘a priest can’t share what you say in confession.’

‘are you sure he’s not just gonna make you feel guiltier?’

‘i need to get this off my conscience. it’s tearing me apart.’

‘i was looking out the window, and i noticed dust in the corner of each windowpane. it’s been driving me nuts.’

‘well, there’s a lot of weird stuff you like to do in the bedroom, but cleaning… not so much.’

‘you don’t sleep. you don’t eat. you never leave the house.’

‘definitely rich. check out the car.’

‘definitely single. check out the fish.’

‘and let me just say, i can tell you one thing that isn’t wonky.’

‘oh, come on. i’m married, i’m not dead.’

‘i can still imagine all the dirty things i’d do to him.’

‘i’m telling you, that is one loose cannon.’

‘he’s that good in the sack?’

‘i poked her with my pencil a couple times. she is d-e-a dead.’

‘i’m sorry. it’s just you’re, like, a thousand years older than me.’

‘man, the things i’ve heard. there was a lady yesterday who… no, no, no, i can’t say it.’

‘i’m so bummed i can’t tweet anymore.’

‘i made out with two chicks once in college.’

‘i don’t know if you’ve ever buried anything before, but you have to dig a hole.’

‘i wasn’t even supposed to be here today. once again, in the wrong place at the wrong time.’

‘does that mean she deserved to die?’

‘now let’s all slap on a happy face and pretend like this never happened.’

‘i’m really not feeling like drinking right now.’

‘first, you stop talking to your friends. now you’re wigging out at a rat funeral. you’re making me nervous.’

‘well, i’m sorry i’m not handling accessory to murder as well as the rest of you.’

‘i know you’re having a hard time, but please hold it together.’

‘terrific. i found a dead body.’

‘drop it off in a bad part of town, and let social decay… take its course.’

‘it was easier when i was drunk.’

‘what should i do? should i gun it?’

‘she could’ve been married, but, no, she’s a lesbian.’

‘i chew tobacco. and i’m a woman.’

‘when you start something, young man, you see it through.’

‘look, i’m single. you’re single. i’m hot. you’re hot. assuming you’re not gay, and those shoes tell me you’re not, we could do that thing where we flirt for a few weeks.’

‘when i said “coffee”, you did know i meant sex, right?’

‘you should write a book. otherwise, when you die, your secrets will die with you.’

‘for instance, if we were talking about a crime… then confessing to the authorities would prove the intentions of our heart.’

‘you can’t ask to be absolved for a sin that you intend to keep hidden.’

‘there is no absolution for this thing. i just have to live with it.’

‘every noise i’d hear at night, it was him. every dark alley i passed, he was waiting for me. when i’d lie in bed, i was afraid he’d come find me. he was in my dreams… and in my nightmares. and that’s what i had to live with.’

‘if you wanna get back together… i’m open to that.’

‘this is such a scary time, and i really need you.’

‘you know what you do when you’re scared? you buy a night-light. you don’t go have sex with the guy you are supposed to be separated from!’

‘you know what’s gonna affect my marriage? when my husband goes to prison.’

‘you elected yourself chairman of the dead guy committee and started making decisions for everyone. like you always do.’

‘ow! i told you we couldn’t trust her!’

‘we are never gonna be able to tell anybody about this, are we?’

‘it’s good to have friends who help clean up our messes.’

[zondevol]

i’m probably gonna share some memes to get back into writing since i took such a long break.  honestly, happy to just write again.  remember, if we’re following each other you can always turn the ask reply into a thread.

[zondevol]

with the amount of snow we’re supposed to get starting tonight, i’ll probably have a break to actually sit down and write. again, sorry to anyone that’s waiting on replies.

on a good note, my daughter’s basketball team won last night ( 40-24 ) and she made her free throw shot.  they have another game tonight and my son has indoor soccer practice at the high school. another busy day.

thank you everyone for being patient with me. <3

[zondevol]

with the amount of snow we’re supposed to get starting tonight, i’ll probably have a break to actually sit down and write. again, sorry to anyone that’s waiting on replies.

on a good note, my daughter’s basketball team won last night ( 40-24 ) and she made her free throw shot.  they have another game tonight and my son has indoor soccer practice at the high school. another busy day.

thank you everyone for being patient with me. <3

[zondevol]

i’m so sorry i’ve just poofed. life is just busy at the moment. really good, but really busy. my daughter is in basketball and my son just started soccer practice at the high school to get ready for tryouts in the summer as well as getting ready for the soccer league he is going to be playing on. i’m also getting a part-time job starting in march and even though i don’t need to work i think i need it. as much as i love staying home   —   i wanna get out lol.

anyway, i’m hoping starting next week i can write a bit more. it’s just when sports are going on, life is hectic and soon i’ll have that job so, idk. i’m still gonna write, of course, it’s just gonna be super slow.

adore you all ! thanks for sticking with me and still wanting to write with me.

[zondevol]

i’m so sorry i’ve just poofed. life is just busy at the moment. really good, but really busy. my daughter is in basketball and my son just started soccer practice at the high school to get ready for tryouts in the summer as well as getting ready for the soccer league he is going to be playing on. i’m also getting a part-time job starting in march and even though i don’t need to work i think i need it. as much as i love staying home   ---   i wanna get out lol.

anyway, i’m hoping starting next week i can write a bit more. it’s just when sports are going on, life is hectic and soon i’ll have that job so, idk. i’m still gonna write, of course, it’s just gonna be super slow.

adore you all ! thanks for sticking with me and still wanting to write with me.

[zondevol]

@mstvm​ hit the heart for a small one.

        “              i  see  you  have  a  new  member  to  the  clan.    he  is  kind  of  cute,        “          magnus  said,  teasingly.    no  one  would  ever  come  close  to  rathie.    ever.    the  high  warlock  also  wouldn’t  dare  do  anything.

[zondevol]

@deathrazed​ hit the heart for a small one.

        “            -------------            if  you  want  the  gift  i  got  you,  close  your  eyes,  babe,          “          the  vampire  said,  small  smirk  curving  his  lips.