cool experience i had with my dad back in 2020
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not to vagueblog but some of you are clearly experiencing dragon madness
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look for the girl with the broken smile
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its always "ohh the son turned out gay because his dad never spent enough time with him" and never that maybe the dad just didnt like hanging out with him because he already had a gay/stupid vibe to begin with?
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I don't think those young men were remorseful about their party rocking
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The gas statioj has a drinks store because it helps the car/owner bond if you eat fluids together
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Are you currently in a headspace to receive my long creepy witch finger?
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whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
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"you should be at the club" incorrect "you should be at pirate weekend at the renn fair" well this we cannot refute.
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just for the record i would have played wolves with you
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wow i wonder what piece of breaking news i missed
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Frog and cranberries it must be fall.
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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
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going to bed early to feel closer to my little farming games (i have accomplished all my tasks for the day so i have chosen to begin the next day😌)
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Literally one of the best tweets ever
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