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so so so uhm what if i said down bad is so rose coded and runs away.byeee

*catches you by shoulders and shakes you*

DOWN BAD IS ALL COMPANIONS EVER CODED

SHE WROTE A DOCTOR WHO SONG

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Tell me I was the chosen one Showed me that this world is bigger than us Then sent me back where I came from For a moment, I knew cosmic love

like excuse me woman, you can't just go and drop this

Down bad, wakin' up in blood Starin' at the sky, come back and pick me up Fuck it if I can't have us I might just not get up, I might stay

taytay casually breaking our hearts

I loved your hostile takeovers Encounters closer and closer All your indecent exposures How dare you say that it's— I'll build you a fort on some planet Where they can all understand it How dare you think it's romantic Leaving me safe and stranded 'Cause fuck it, I was in love So fuck you if I can't have us

she was watching doctor who while writing this

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and we are not even speaking about the sitting positions

sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

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David Tennant and horses

(with apologies to David for including that Casanova outtake at the end)

Excerpts from the DVD commentary for The End of Time Part 1:

David Tennant: I’m a bit allergic to horses.

Catherine Tate: Oh are you?

DT: So it wasn’t the best for me.

CT: Sneezing?

DT: Little bit sneezy.

CT: Allergic to horses?

DT:  A little bit, yeah, a little bit.  I’m not that bad.  I can take a couple of pills and get through the day.

Euros Lyn: We’ve seen you on the back of a horse

CT: But I’ve bought you a pony for Christmas

DT:  Oh, that’s nice [laughing]

CT: Now it’s gonna have to go back!  Poor little pony.

Bonus (from Casanova Outtakes):

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Freshly regenerated Melody Pond is batshit crazy

Like, I like River Song, I think she's very cool

But Melody? She's a fucking menace

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flawless (E) (35k) (2/5)

“We can’t.” “I know,” Aziraphale said mournfully, his brows pinching together as his gaze wandered down to Crowley’s lips. “I know we can’t.” The tut of his t was a muffled thing against Crowley’s mouth, and his sigh was easier felt than heard.

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So when are we going to hear Crowley speak French?

(Preferably to Aziraphale)

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For me it's Mary MacDonald and Marlene McKinnon

Wait so is it Mary MacDonald or McDonald?

BECAUSE EVERYONE SPELLS IT DIFFERENT AND I DONT KNOWWWEWW

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Crowley: What are your adjectives?  Aziraphale: …You mean my pronouns?  Crowley: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?  Aziraphale: …I dunno. What are yours?  Crowley: Noisy and chaotic!  Aziraphale: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

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Them but its a "sudden rainstorm" scene in some 2000's rom-com AU

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Faun au of the Ineffable Husbands~

Just a simple au I made as an excuse to draw the boys in nature scenery while they're in love! ♥

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I am begging for a Wild West minisode in GO3

spectacular art by the way

The mysterious Golden Bullet

Or a take on Aziraphale and Crowley’s Wild West Era

And to this day…

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I AM VOTING FOR HIS MAJESTY KING MAXMILIAN BARTHOLOMEW MCBITEY ESPRESSO THE THIRD OF GLITTERING REALMS and I'll call him Pressie

BACK WITH A BLAHAJ, WHO HAS NAME SUGGESTIONS FOR HIM?

HI MAGGOTS I LOVE YOU I WENT OUTSIDE PROPERLY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A FUCKING MONTH AND I WALKED WITH A CANE (I AM KAZ BREKKER) AND OKAY SO MY INJURED LEG MAY NOW BE RE-INJURED WITH A SPRAIN ON TOMMY THE HAEMATOMA BUT IT WAS WORTH IT I HAVE A BLAHAJ NOW:

WHY AM I ON THE FLOOR? BECAUSE SITTING ON CHAIRS IS PAINFUL FOR TOMMY DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT ANYWAY MEET THE NEWEST ADDITION TO THE MAGGOT FAM. ANY NAME SUGGESTIONS?

WHY AM I IN CAPS? WELL FIRST OF ALL IT'S ME, AND SECOND OF ALL IKEA OFFERS FREE REFILLS ON THEIR COFFEE. WHO AM I TO NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT? I HAD A LOT OF FUCKING COFFEE WITH NO SUPERVISION EXCEPT BY @random-doctor-on-the-internet ON WHATSAPP AND ZE IS A CAFFEINE ADDICT SO I DIDN'T LISTEN TO ZIR HYPOCRISY.

AROUND THE THIRD CUP (FOURTH? I LOST TRACK?) I BEGAN TO SMELL JESUS AND I COULD FEEL MY ORGANS AND MY HEART. SO I HAD TO LEAVE THAT CUP HALF-DRUNK.

ALSO I WAS A FUCKING FOOL AS USUAL AND IKEA IS A DEATH TRAP. I ENTERED, FILLED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS OF NOT WALKING TOO MUCH ON MY INJURED LEG AFTER BEING BASICALLY IMMOBILE FOR FOUR WEEKS. I DIDN'T LOOK AT THE MAP (I'M BAD WITH MAPS) AND INSTEAD CHECKED THE LIST OF SHOWROOM THINGIES AND IT SAID THE CHILDREN'S SECTION WAS NUMBER 9 ON THE LIST OF 1 TO 10, AND I WAS AT 1, NEAR THE RESTAURANT.

SO NATURALLY I DIDN'T READ NUMBER 10 AND I SET OFF THROUGH THE WHOLE FUCKING MAZE OF SHOWROOMS WITH MY CANE, STEP CLICK STEP CLICK, WITH MY POOR RIGHT LEG AND MY RIGHT ARM ALTERNATIVELY SUPPORTING MY WEIGHT. I ALSO GOT LOST. MORE THAN ONCE.

FINALLY I REACHED THE CHILDREN'S SECTION, PROCURED MY BLAHAJ, SAW A TINY WHALE WHO'D FALLEN OUT OF HIS BUNDLE AND ALMOST TOOK HIM TOO SINCE HE'S UNSELLABLE BUT THEN ABANDONED HIM COZ I DIDN'T HAVE THE BRAINPOWER TO EXPLAIN TO THE CASHIER THAT IT WASN'T ME WHO RIPPED HIM OUT, AND ANYWAY. I GOT WHAT I CAME FOR.

THEN I THOUGHT AH SHIT GONNA HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE RESTAURANT AND I TOOK A STEP FORWARD AND REALISED... I WAS AT THE FUCKING RESTAURANT???? WHERE I'D BEGUN???????

BECAUSE THE NUMBER FUCKING NINE WAS CHILDREN'S SECTION AND THE NUMBER FUCKING TEN WAS THE RESTAURANT. I'D WALKED IN A CIRCLE. AND LANDED STRAIGHT BACK. I COULD HAVE AVOIDED THAT IF I'D JUST READ THE LAST ITEM ON THE NUMBERS. OR LOOKED AT THE MAP.

OH AND THE PLACE AT THE METRO DIDN'T HAVE WATER SO I DRANK SUGARY SODA AND THEN WENT UP THE WRONG PLATFORM ANYWAY SO TOMMY IS FUCKED NOW I MAY HAVE SCREWED UP WHATEVER PROGRESS I MADE.

HALLELUJAH!

IF YOU READ THIS FAR WOW THANKS I LOVE YOU *BITES YOU TO SHOW AFFECTION* ANYWAY AGAIN THE BLAHAJ NEEDS A NAME AND HAVE A LOVELY DAY I'M SO COFFEE ANEHEHEHEHE

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I have just watched Doctor Who: A Good Man Goes To War and OH. MY. GOD. That was something.

I haven't watched the previous episode so I was a little confused at the beginning but AMY GAVE BIRTH

AND WAS ACTUALLY SLIME THE WHOLE TIME (not the whole time but for quite long) WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I was admiring Rory this whole episode, he's so brave and strong and loving and true nurse at heart ave Last Centurion✊

I like the episodes where all the characters from previous come together and save everything (not that this was the case)

the Headless Monks having lightsabers🤩(they were bleh otherwise)

also the gay husband becoming a monk😭😭

there was too much dying for my taste, hope it gets better

AMY AND RORY ARE THE ULTIMATE LOVESTORY, TRULY

also HOW IS RIVER SONG AMY AND RORY'S DOUGHTER AND DOCTOR'S WIFE, HOOOW

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“You don't get bored of stories. None of us, as human beings, we just—we never get bored of stories. And I get to tell stories. And each story is new and different, so it's a continuously renewing thing. And hopefully you are constantly getting better at your corner of the storytelling process, and you can—with each new challenge, you sort of have to find a new sort of corner of yourself. And it keeps being difficult, and it keeps being challenging, and it keeps being exciting. And fun as well, if I'm absolutely honest.” — DAVID TENNANT (born April 18, 1971)

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just think about the joy of seeing the first BTS of Good Omens photo in 9 months

the dyed hair and all

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well, Good Omens is a bible fanfiction at it's core

David asking Neil for more scripts is just a different version of fans asking fanfic authors when the next chapter is going up.