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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room
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Choices when talking to Ralsei in Deltarune feel like this
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i don't think i especially like heat waves nor do i particularly DISlike it even with all the overplay. but i will say that somehow, all these months later, whenever it comes on in a store or a playlist or something, i inexplicably get taken over by it and sometimes even sing along like it's my favorite song ever. i think they put brainwash juice in that song.
like uh......okay let me try to explain
it's like this.
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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published
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I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon
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You are the mongrelized spawn of a cagot whore and a huguenot.
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last week I described my email inbox as a Sisyphean task to my coworker because that day I genuinely just could not get my email count down lower than 15, every email I opened and replied to would immediately be replaced with another new message, and today I walked into that coworkers office looking dejected again and she said “what’s wrong? Another syphilis day or whatever?”
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