zoraktheevil

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SAVE ME! A dark genie is haunting my mind.

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The strength of the 99 ghouls is Changing me... 💢

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Matters BEYOND your comprehension occupy my thoughts.

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There is nothing quite like a TERRIFIC ZAP to bring that je ne sias quoi sensation to your RED DRAGON JUICE.

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TODAY Zorak produced a stinky amulet.

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just froze my enemy in a giant block of ice... his surprised expression is so comical

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Sprinkling a bit of sour to spoil those cyber-goodies' potato salad....

What, you think a cruel beast of me? Well perhaps those cyber-babies should have thought of that before they LANDED BOOT FIRST in my SUNDAY BRUNCH.

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Don't ever FUCKING serve me blue dragon juice again I WILL SEAL YOU UNDER MY DEMON CASTLE. STRUNG UP BY YOUR EARS.

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Hohoho.... my evil gummies will surely enthrall the minds of all that consume them.

What the crap

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FUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Minion Zeist had been tasked with IMPROVING the cyberrails on which my throne screeches and soars above my dominion. Because my FEROCITY is TIRED of these rickety ziplines

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Oh joyous whimsy! A herd of balloons approaches!

The Minion Zeist had been tasked with IMPROVING the cyberrails on which my throne screeches and soars above my dominion. Because my FEROCITY is TIRED of these rickety ziplines

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MY WICKED MAJESTY IS TRAPPED ON THE CYBERLINES

The Minion Zeist had been tasked with IMPROVING the cyberrails on which my throne screeches and soars above my dominion. Because my FEROCITY is TIRED of these rickety ziplines

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The Minion Zeist had been tasked with IMPROVING the cyberrails on which my throne screeches and soars above my dominion. Because my FEROCITY is TIRED of these rickety ziplines

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No more FLOOZIE ROBO-HARLOTS in my Cyberland.....

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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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One month of AGONIZING TORTURE for the barren wizard and he STILL will not relinquish his cyber-secrets...

WHY did no one tell me I have a BALD MAN in my dungeon

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Oh this loveable little scamp has melted my evil heart!

a happy fin fin friday to all who observe