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time to become a new dot in whatever constellation this is. I think i´d call it the "biblically accurate angel"

It’s so amusing seeing some of my mutuals suddenly get over 10k posts because haha imagine but i’m also scared because what if I’m next

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putting the Trans in Transformation

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

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this goes hard in the best way possible

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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Do not listen to the fool! spreading it with the back of the spoon on soft bread will simply tear it apart! *I say, pushing the bribe from big Butterknife back into my pocket, reaching for their signature weapon to slowly and ineffectively stab*

I have some very important information that I need the world to know about.

disclosing this information will get me in some huge trouble with Big Butterknife but I am shouldering that burden to get this information to you.

You can use Back of Spoon instead of Butter Knife.

it spreads peanut butter, cream cheese, jelly, and all sorts of things just as well as Butter Knife.

I hope this information finds you well. take care

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It´s finally happened. The URL got me.

I went back in time to 1950 and in a store I found official Hatsune Miku testosterone.

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doubt this will reach many new people through me but its definetly worth being shared if its causing genuine issues for people that suffer from epilepsy.

Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.

I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is

I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.

Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.

Here’s proof of what I mean:

THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!

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I get the distinct feeling in a year i will think im about to adopt an unhealthy yearly tradition if you point it out again

The beloved day is almost upon us. The oh so wonderful day I wait for year after year

DISCOUNT CHOCOLATE TOMORROW LETS GOOO!!!

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looking at the wild peasents outside without a dedicated servant watering them

Nosy ass plant

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Its what he would have wanted.

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i think im about to adopt an unhealthy yearly tradition now that you point it out-

The beloved day is almost upon us. The oh so wonderful day I wait for year after year

DISCOUNT CHOCOLATE TOMORROW LETS GOOO!!!

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i guess despite the fact i refused the spanish it was on the owl to vanish.

Guys

Guys

GUYS IM SORRY

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Never gave this any thought in my life but since its food related i may aswell go with a gut-feeling. My blood shall be very sweet mead and the body that one spicy seafood pasta i had in a restaurant once. Maybe like a cinnamon-roll as dessert because true to myself my followers shalt never say no to dessert- no pressure tag: @insomnomia

hi I’m blasphemous and bored so let’s make a tag game.

you know how Jesus is represented by wine and those communion wafers? (Or bread and water iykyk) Yeah so the question is what you’d be represented by.

I’ll start, I’m a Baja blast and a Ritz cracker.

no pressure tags:

@popcorn-plots @the-mountain-flower @brightoleander @shakespeare-official-account @bluejayscrying @yeah-decisions @salidqueen @theseus-bro @batfam-stuff-posts-0 @spacetimeaccordionfolder and anyone else who wants to join :)

:)

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To excuse what i -during the time of writing this- assume will be an absolute car-crash of 10 upcoming songs with no cohearent vibes i will supply that I have like One playlist i put all the songs I can find into. Like- On youtube- so there are a Lot of random shitposts in between and any semblance of theme or music taste is dead and buried. so uhh yeah- LET´S -A- GO! 1. Rats -Ghost Starting off with vermin in my favorite garbage bag of a playlist. 2. When you go dark souls with your best makes - The Pruld Yes its the one where some characters and the bird do stupid dances to "take on me" and i will not apologize. 3. Necromancin Dancin -Bear Ghost A banger. thats all I have to say. 4. Memento Mori -Feuerschwanz I guess SOMETHING german had to be in here 5. Touch tone telephone -Lemon Demon Specifically with a Hollow-Knight animation behind it. 6. Get to the top (Majima Karaoke) I love that crazy one-eyed bastard man. 7. Summon the Choir-Aviators Ah yes. My Bloodborne phase. 8. Disco! In the Panic Room -Bug Hunter Another perpetual mood. 9. Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat - Chase Noseworthy If the title dosent intrigue you enough to check it out i dont know what will. 10. Wizard Disco -Louie Zong This played on repeat during my latest uni exam season. Any moment of frustration was immidiatly negated by checking the other screen and watching those two funky wizards dance. HONORABLE MENTION: A 2 second clip of Magnus from "If the Emperor had a TTS device" just saying "incorrect." that showed up twice during this. Why is it in my music playlist? Do I look like I have a clue what I am doing? And i shall nominate @melodianaartist

Music Shuffle Game

Tagged by @sillystigmata

Rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first 10 songs, then tag 10 friends to do the same.

Well, I only really have one playlist, and that's all my music (over 21,000) on shuffle (I use an MP3 player). So let's see what we get.

1. Play - Punchline

2. Wearing Red - White Dress

3. Between the Bars - (Elliot Smith) covered by Seth Avett and Jessica Lea Mayfield

4. Pancakes - DEERPEOPLE

5. Hit Me Where it Hurts - Caroline Polachek

6. Days Go By - From This Fire

7. Lateralus - Tool

8. Cinder and Smoke - Iron & Wine

9. Who Are You, Really? - Mikky Ekko

10. Cigarettes in the Theatre - Two Door Cinema Club

Tagging: @thexlightlessxflame @forsakenpotato @the-vampire-library @hannah-banana16 @himboherbo @teleportinghorses @helianthus21 @this-world-of-beautiful-monsters @harbingerofsoup @rasolomonwrites

(Some of the you don't actually follow me here, but we're mutuals from my IWTV sideblog)

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100.000 eggs stolen. A tragic loss for the computer-science industry.

heist film but instead of a bank vault or casino, it's a group of moms & grandmas (outraged over grocery prices) holding a Costco's hostage while they steal all the food

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is this how i learn that tennant (the word, not the name) is not spelled with two n´s? Was anybody gonna tell me? Did they just assume i meant the guy all this time?

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okay but the idea of grafitti RIGHT BELOW THE LIDLESS EYE is so funny to me. Has to stare at it 24/7 and unless an Orc-janitor squad shows up there is no getting rid of it

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always reblog little baby hippo

lil baby hippo