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I feel like post-canon 40!Zoro would just kind of mellow out, keeping his warrior spirit of course but being less on edge and more cheerful. Sort of like early pre-ts Zoro. Anyways one thing about this swordsman is that he brags about his “wife”. A lot. Every time someone challenges him they leave with not only near-fatal injuries and wounded pride but also an earful of how that supposed “wife” is the most kindhearted, gentle, beautiful, strong, talented at cooking person in the world. So word spreads and now everyone is discussing who this “wife” of Roronoa Zoro’s is.

Then one day a young challenger follows Zoro all the way to the All Blue (took at least 3 months), and just sees Zoro being greeted with a kick to the face by some angry blonde guy, who screams at him about being a “good-for-nothing aquatic plant who only knows how to get lost.” And Zoro equally rips back into him ending in a full-blown duel. The poor young swordsman doesn’t even have time to process this before he gets his ass swiftly handed to him by Zoro.

So now the discourse around Zoro’s wife (husband) has gotten even more intense (“Is Roronoa Zoro a victim of domestic violence?”). But you’ll get pirates who defend the missus saying that he cooks you a meal for free if you lose to Zoro and would even encourage you to “train harder and come back to kill him someday” (“??? Is Roronoa genuinely okay??”)

“Wait no guys does that not sound like Black Leg Sanji?”

“Of course not have you seen the bounty posters? Black Leg is a hideous man. Zoro’s wife is actually so fucking hot.”

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Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!

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I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

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tea isn’t just a drink it’s a handwarmer it’s an experience it’s a love language it’s a friend it’s

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Oh my gosh. I just found this website that walks you though creating a believable society. It breaks each facet down into individual questions and makes it so simple! It seems really helpful for worldbuilding!

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nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

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personally i remember most of my dreams, though sometimes the details get fuzzy after i wake up.

since you're here, could you please take a look at @mo-shamiaa 's campaign? it has already been verified by @nabulsi and @el-shab-hussein:

despite the fact that Mohammed was able to escape from Gaza, his family is still stuck in the midst of an invasion, his mother is currently sick and the campaign he organized to support them is still far from reaching its goal. as of now, it has currently reached only 27% of their end goal 😔

please, i appeal to the kindness and generosity within your heart, now is the moment to ACT.

donate what you can and share this campaign as widely as possible, with anyone you know. we can still help mohammed's family 🙏

DON'T SCROLL PAST WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING!!! PLEASE, DO WHAT YOU CAN! EVEN THE BARE MINIMUM IS BETTER THAN NOTHING!

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propaganda im NOT falling for:

butchfemme is lesbian exclusive (???) (no its not) (where did you get that from) (do your research)

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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.

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If a regional war breaks out between Iran and Israel, Gaza will be forgotten. We will continue to suffer this suffering and will not be mentioned in anything. We will be forgotten forever.

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I guess u can make gifs on tumblr now. Heres a meta knight figure on my desk

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"