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honestly most of the Superman (2025) "discourse" just feels like

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companies will send you an email saying "your access to our Service ends in x days" like you're not the one who cancelled your subscription

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nothing quite like a car commercial to remind you of a song you haven't heard in 9 years

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fucked up how persian cats are so fluffy but also unable to properly groom themselves bc of their flat faces. man made horrors beyond my comprehension

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You CANNOT separate art from the artist when the artist is still alive and producing new media to profit off.

So on that note, do NOT watch the new Harry Potter series. Do not hate watch it. Do not watch it because “it’s going to be my childhood remade”. I do not care. Do not watch it. This is a direct move to erase the original trio who have all stood against jkr.

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Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

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Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

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I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

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thinking about the cover of walking in a winter wonderland that jessica simpson and ozzy osbourne did where ozzy sounds like ten thousand bees

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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i saw a reel of conjoined twins playing and having fun and being happy together and Every Single Comment was calling the parents selfish for "forcing their children to live such a miserable life" and i genuinely can't comprehend how someone can say something like that and not see how fucked up it is for them to have said it

like i can't believe i have to tell you this but eugenics isn't good actually. the world actually wouldn't be better if we aborted children who will be born physically disabled simply because of the disability. disabled people are still capable of living fulfilling and happy lives despite being disabled & they should be given the chance to do that

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small brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because he’s a pacifist 

big brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because his spit heals flesh

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how this guy lost the war on drugs is a mystery to me

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Return of the king

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I feel like it would be useful if people conceived of causing emotional harm to others more through the lens of being the emotional equivalent to stepping on someone’s foot. Like obviously you can step on someone’s foot deliberately and maliciously, but most of the time if someone tells you you stepped on their foot you’re going to go “oh sorry I didn’t realise!” and stop doing it and try not to do it again. Getting caught up in how it makes you feel to be Someone Capable of Stepping on Others’ Feet would be a transparently self indulgent distraction from the other person’s pain, but also like… that’s just a status you hold by virtue of being human. Never ever ever stepping on someone’s foot is not really achievable, and therefore is not necessary to being a Good Person: what matters is that you do not step on others’ feet deliberately, and – most importantly – that you react kindly and calmly to any inadvertent foot-stepping you have been doing being brought to your attention, so that you can make best use of it as something that will help you reduce the amount of foot-stepping you will do in the future.

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