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thinking about how the last time gibby was ever seen in the nickelodeon canon was in the sam and cat silence of the lambs parody episode (fucking wild sentence already) where neville is playing the role of hannibal and gibby is the old friend he's "having for lunch" at the end meaning neville fucking ate gibby. he definitely ate him. like he has not made any appearances in anything since that (there was a character who pretended to be him in a different show one time but it wasn't actually him the real gibby is dead)

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very specific situation that happens to me and my partners a lot

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ok this is sick as fuck

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Hot take: there's a ton of people who are like 'oh I don't get Labubu, they're ugly, etc!' that I think would be charmed by Kasing Lung's original illustrations:

It actually makes me kinda sad to see them reduced to just social media microtrend bag charms. Looking at this art it's like, wow! This is an artist's passion project that spans years!

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Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

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sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling

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Nothing but respect for our freedom fighters

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Choose one

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hey maybe we should stop making fun of people for caring

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cruel and unfair how perfectly baby sized my cat is when she doesn't like to be held. don't be so small and holdable if you don't want me picking you up smh

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someone come kill me

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everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are

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infantry and adultery sound like they'd be opposites but they're in fact completely unrelated

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thinking about that time i went to dennys and their machine wouldn't accept my card for some reason so i had to manually punch my debit card number into the pin pad to get it to work