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things have got so bad i've resorted to britpop

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I feel like suffering, I'm gonna listen to one direction

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it’s so crazy that none of them have even talked to jesy at all since she left. zayn didn’t make it like 15 minutes before they started publicly and privately arguing with each other

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I have felt pretty shit all day today BUT I just heard an advert on the radio for a competition where you could win an all-expenses paid 40K wedding and honeymoon for 80 people, AND IF YOU THINK I CAN LET THAT GO WITHOUT IMAGINING THE ACCOMPANYING FAKE RELATIONSHIP FIC THEN YOU’D BE VERY WRONG. 

But who wins the competition without an actual irl boyfriend???

Is it Harry, who believes in love and is going through a bit of a low patch after a bad break up, and who initially thought he might be able to win back his ex-boyfriend with the promise of a free wedding?

Louis, who just entered for a laugh when he was hungover, and now has to go to a photoshoot for the magazine in two days time with his soon-to-be husband?

Maybe it’s Nick, who thought that maybe he could just skip out on the dating apps and the dating and just fast forward straight to commitment, but now he’s fucking won the thing and what the fuck is he supposed to do now???

Liam, maybe, who thinks this would be the perfect next step for his long term girlfriend, even though he’s sort of secretly kind of in love with his best mate but doesn’t understand how he’s feeling?

Or Niall, who figures, if he wins, one of the lads will step up, because who wouldn’t want to be married to him? Bit of a laugh, right?

Answers on a postcard, etc. 

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thinking about the dynamics in 1d and coming to the conclusion that zouiam was the only ot3 that really made sense

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Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

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In order means you hear them grow and age and their work deepens as they learn more which is 🔪🔪

But shuffled means you don’t know what’s gonna punch you in the face next. Hmmmmm

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i love it when two adult men have a homoerotic teenage girl friendship and falling out

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t-shirt i would wear: to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand boybands. the art and athleticism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of intragroup dynamics most of the fujobait will go over a typical viewer's head.

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not people saying phoebe bridges suffered more than jesus just because her two bandmates started dating niall horan literally had to hear himself being called british numerous times

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the backbone of 1d, right here. say what you wish.

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#2weeksofliam • day six: iconic liam quotes (twitter edition)

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The zouis reunion we very much needed and deserved