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tummyhurt

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adults fx. destined to be a 22 episode per season tv show, cursed to have 8 episodes stuck in streaming purgatory

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ADULTS ★ HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

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There's a paywall

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What if your BOYFRIEND was getting DEPORTED and had to move back to CANADA so you decide to MARRY him but then you chicken out so your FRIEND says that SHE will marry him and then he decides to platonically marry your gay FRIEND instead and then you tell them to KISS but you immediately realize they are in LOVE and then the POWER goes OUT because your OTHER friend didn’t PAY the dumb ELECTRICAL BILL

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like on the one hand if adults got popular i think people would hate issa due to her personality and also “getting in the way” of anton and paul baker but i just want to state for the record that i love issa. crazy girls who want to be good people in an activism sense because they know that interpersonally they can be selfish and inconsiderate without meaning to be are so beautiful to me. and crucially when that mean little girl tells paul baker that being nice isn’t a personality but the absence of one, that totally highlights why paul baker and issa are together! he is a nice guy who wants to do what everyone else wants, and she is a headstrong woman who wants everyone to do what she wants but not because she’s always right just because she’s the only one coming up with ideas, and it’s why they’re good for each other but also why they’re bad for each other. he needs someone who thinks about his feelings before their own and forces him to have opinions and make choices, and she needs someone who will speak up for themselves when she doesn’t consider their point of view but who also respects that she is the way she is and is not going to tone herself down for them. and that person for both of themmmmm could be anton……………

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That feeling when your girlfriend in a wedding dress tells you to kiss her friend who you just married, platonically, but then said kiss reveals potentially romantic feelings for your “platonic” husband aka your and your girlfriends friend…

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the team is chasing the sickest murderers to ever live meanwhile these two on the phone sexually harassing each other

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ihate beibg depressed will i ever be better

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finally healing (cleaning my room)

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war is over

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i don't really know how to justify this but i drew some chappell roan-themed x-men pinups

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hey chimney nation how we feeling

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Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time

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the hitman's doggyguard

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*trans your Wolverine* you’re welcome

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queer themes in x-men my beloved. Angel binding his wings. Bobby’s parents asking if he’s tried just not being a mutant. Nightcrawler and catholic guilt. The existence of cherik. Everything with Scott/Jean/Logan. Mystique and Destiny.