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Hello people, a friend of mine bought me the Wing Zero Mercy skin and I feel in the obligation to get a POTG to show him it was worth it.
I’m open to any battle mercy tips RIGHT NOW
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Hello people, a friend of mine bought me the Wing Zero Mercy skin and I feel in the obligation to get a POTG to show him it was worth it.
I’m open to any battle mercy tips RIGHT NOW
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Modern-ish(?)AU! Doomfist who spots a fresh new face in the extravagant lobby of the penthouse apartments he owns. (And just so happens to live in.)
Unlike every other woman in this building you weren’t trussed up in expensive dresses and tacky jewellery, gifted by husbands who couldn’t care less as long as their wives were happy and quiet. You seemed…simple. Plain. Unbelonging. So boring in his world filled with riches he couldn’t help but have his interest snagged.
Important as he may be - CEO of the biggest company in town - he could surely spare a few minutes to observe his new tenant. As average as she may be.
Akande watches you interact with the concierge, an older gentleman with a dull and withdrawn demeanour, brought on by years of detailing with snobby residents and their prissy mistresses. Yet, the old man’s eyes soon crinkle with soft joy at the brief conversation you hold with him. Years of pressure lessened by some genuine, real humanity. Spoon fed with love like hot oatmeal.
“Thank you!”
Akande was sure that his concierge hadn’t heard that in years with the way he���d sagged in his seat, and you even wave him goodbye until your niceness accidentally sends you face first into your landlords gigantic chest. Not that you knew that, but the receptionist lets out a gasp behind you rivalling an on-set audience’s and…
Nothing happens.
Akande quirks an expectant eyebrow. Everyone knew who he was. Usually either cowering at his feet or trying to weasel their way into his fortune. Or his bed, so says the unsatisfied housewife in apartment 1B.
Yet…you’re not immediately bowled over by the sight of him, simply giving him a bright, genuine smile as you walk past with hands full of heavy moving boxes. Sliding into the elevator and fumbling for the buttons as your boxes slip from under your arms. You even give him another big, goofy smile as the doors close shut in front of him.
He’s baffled, and delightfully intrigued. It wouldn’t be too long before the bored housewives would start a string of stories about you, how you don’t belong in a place like this and other tales of your ‘insufferable’ neighbouring, undoubtedly loose lipped after a few glasses of pricy, gross wine.
Hm. Speaking of, he didn’t see a ring on that finger of yours.
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I SWEAR
My honest reaction was this: 😐
I always rant to my friends about how much I hate this bitch and they say “If you hate her so much why do you +80 hrs with her” Well because the fact that I don’t like her as a character doesn’t overturn the fact that her kit is good and can provide immense value to the team: Slippery squishy (survivability), good damage/healing output, powerful ultimate relatively easy to farm, can assure kills of high-mobility and flying heroes (mercy, genji, pharah, juno) and is overall a good support hero.
I genuinely want more stuff for Venture bc playing them is so fun (being annoying = my passion), but it bothers me so much that Juno is getting new stuff all the time now while there are other heroes that are played a lot and haven’t received anything lately. I’m not necessarily asking for Venture, but for Ram, Sojourn, Illari, Bap, and even Mauga…
I hope Freja gets enough love and the classic two legendary skins when she comes out 💔

I hate the developers so much
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Idk if you still taking request for you 8k followers event (congrats!! btw), but if you do, would you mind doing n°23 with Person A being Turles, with all the bonus points included?
warnings: smut, unprotected sex, Saiyan!Reader, mentions of violence, kissing, semi-public sex, sort of voyeurism| dividers: @/adornedwithlight
Being a Saiyan warrior doesn’t present you with much down time. You know what you were getting yourself into when you grew up to be strong and to fight for the Saiyans. But you never realized just how little you’d have time to find a mate. You were growing older without a mate and it made you feel a little bit sad.
And suddenly, you’re off for a bit. You get sent on a lush planet with lots of forest and tons of natural hot springs. You were told it would help you feel much better after a minor injury you sustained. What you didn’t know was that you were being sent there with someone else. Another soldier who sustained a similar injury.
You didn’t pay too much attention to them. You just wanted to relax more than anything. You wanted to soak in the natural hot springs and to get right back into the fight. You lived to fight and to protect your kind and you loved getting stronger.
But as the nights went by, you found yourself longing for a partner. Something about having someone else in the bed with you could make you feel better. You were lonely and you really didn’t want to admit it.
So as you soak in the hot spring, you don’t mind the other soldier joining you. You open your eyes to look at him. Immediately, there’s this strange pulling sensation in your chest when you look at him. Turles smirks at you, loving the way you’re reacting to him.
“Don’t mind me,” he says gruffly. “I’m just here to soak.”
But soon, there was a growing tension between the two of you. The sweat dripped down your face as you soaked in the hot water. Turles was looking at you, admiring your beauty. He knew what kind of soldier you were. He was very attracted to you.
It didn’t take long for the two of you to get closer. Soon, he was kissing you and you were kissing him back. It was heated and passionate; tongues tangling and teeth clashing together while the two of you began to explore each other’s bodies.
Turles nips at your neck as you straddle him. He guides his cock to your pussy, letting it rest between your folds for a bit. He smirks at you, loving the way you’re panting and whining for him to just take you. Then he spears you onto his cock, grunting loudly.
“You knew what you were getting yourself into, didn’t you?”
You nod eagerly. “You have no idea.”
Your hips rock in time with his calculated thrusts that leave you weak in the knees. With your arms around him, the two of you move in tandem. It’s violent and hungry as you ride him. His lips meet yours over and over, sending you over the edge. His name tumbles from your lips and suddenly, you realize that maybe you’ve actually just found your mate.
What you don’t realize is that all of this was planned. You two had unknowingly joined a program to match up two Saiyans. And you also don’t realize that there was someone watching you on camera.
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Idk if you still taking request for you 8k followers event (congrats!! btw), but if you do, would you mind doing n°23 with Person A being Turles, with all the bonus points included?
warnings: smut, unprotected sex, Saiyan!Reader, mentions of violence, kissing, semi-public sex, sort of voyeurism| dividers: @/adornedwithlight
Being a Saiyan warrior doesn’t present you with much down time. You know what you were getting yourself into when you grew up to be strong and to fight for the Saiyans. But you never realized just how little you’d have time to find a mate. You were growing older without a mate and it made you feel a little bit sad.
And suddenly, you’re off for a bit. You get sent on a lush planet with lots of forest and tons of natural hot springs. You were told it would help you feel much better after a minor injury you sustained. What you didn’t know was that you were being sent there with someone else. Another soldier who sustained a similar injury.
You didn’t pay too much attention to them. You just wanted to relax more than anything. You wanted to soak in the natural hot springs and to get right back into the fight. You lived to fight and to protect your kind and you loved getting stronger.
But as the nights went by, you found yourself longing for a partner. Something about having someone else in the bed with you could make you feel better. You were lonely and you really didn’t want to admit it.
So as you soak in the hot spring, you don’t mind the other soldier joining you. You open your eyes to look at him. Immediately, there’s this strange pulling sensation in your chest when you look at him. Turles smirks at you, loving the way you’re reacting to him.
“Don’t mind me,” he says gruffly. “I’m just here to soak.”
But soon, there was a growing tension between the two of you. The sweat dripped down your face as you soaked in the hot water. Turles was looking at you, admiring your beauty. He knew what kind of soldier you were. He was very attracted to you.
It didn’t take long for the two of you to get closer. Soon, he was kissing you and you were kissing him back. It was heated and passionate; tongues tangling and teeth clashing together while the two of you began to explore each other’s bodies.
Turles nips at your neck as you straddle him. He guides his cock to your pussy, letting it rest between your folds for a bit. He smirks at you, loving the way you’re panting and whining for him to just take you. Then he spears you onto his cock, grunting loudly.
“You knew what you were getting yourself into, didn’t you?”
You nod eagerly. “You have no idea.”
Your hips rock in time with his calculated thrusts that leave you weak in the knees. With your arms around him, the two of you move in tandem. It’s violent and hungry as you ride him. His lips meet yours over and over, sending you over the edge. His name tumbles from your lips and suddenly, you realize that maybe you’ve actually just found your mate.
What you don’t realize is that all of this was planned. You two had unknowingly joined a program to match up two Saiyans. And you also don’t realize that there was someone watching you on camera.
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Sorry for the sort of radio silence
I'm gonna be finishing up the prompt list drabbles for my event and posting them soon. As it stands, the event is officially closed now.
Then for writing...I'm going to try and write some new chapters in some of the series I have. But I'm also up to suggestions. What would you like to read?
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first time writing fanfiction of a character : uughh i hope this is all canon accurate... it cant be canon innacurate at all or the enitire fandom will throw rocks at me...
10057th time writing the character: heres them working at a mcdonalds
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you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*
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Amén 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
AHEM-
Consider this a pre-post rant. Please forgive me of my sins. I will have a post out by either today or tomorrow. But this was more important.
I find it an absolute CRIME that Turles is not a beloved Dragon Ball character. I mean. Look at him, he a thicc boy. It is absolutely disgusting that others try to compare this god to the other goku clones (And like-- yes i know he's a forgettable character and basically goku black, but like, C'MON. 1. He came first 2. He's better.)

It's both shameful that he's my favorite character, and that I'm willing to obsess with him this much. And don't even get me started with the shit he says in Xenoverse, holy shit, he's such romantic in that game. It's so much worse if your Cac is a female.
I'm sorry if this seems a little ranty-- it is, but I just had to share my findings. Oh god help me. Also Piccolo's comment on him cracks me up.


I'm not kidding though. I have a problem. I have over 3000 screenshots from Xenoverse alone.
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thank you so much for explaining, and I think I understand (slightly lol) but still thank you for answering and explaining it means a lot 🥰🥰
um I think I’m got it. May you please do prompt 14 (the hickey one I think) with Person A being Vegito from Dragon Ball Z and Person B being a female OC? And may Vegito have his tail too please??
I hope I did it right, if not i apologize, I’ve never did or even heard of prompts before. Please forgive me and thank you for your time and stories.
warnings: smut, unprotected sex, biting, hickeys| dividers: @/adornedwithlight
Vegito smirks as he has you pinned to the bed. His tail flickers excitedly as he leans in to kiss your lips. Already you’re full of bite marks and hickeys, but he’s wanting to put more and more all over your beautiful body. You’re so soft and sweet and it excites him.
“Pretty little human,” he purrs before nipping at your neck. Your pulsepoint is just under his tongue and he lavishes it in kisses and licks.
There’s no end in sight. He spreads your thighs, pushing himself into you. His tail wraps around your thigh and holds it up so he can fuck himself even deeper into you. He’s nipping at your neck more and more as he pulls orgasm after orgasm from you.
Rolling around in the sheets with your lover isn’t often, but you two always have a lot of fun whenever you do. You get on your knees soon after, wanting to kiss and suckle on his cock. You look up at him, your eyes dark with lust. Vegito loves just how eager you look to please him.
Suddenly, he hisses in pain when you bite down onto his thigh. You begin to nip and suck on his leg, licking up the bite marks whenever you pull away. Then you reach up to begin sucking on his lower abdomen, making his tail flicker once more.
The rest of the night ends up with the two of you attacking one another with hungry kisses, hickeys and bites as you two make love. You know that you won’t be able to hide all these hickies on your neck, and you love the way that you’ve left hickeys mostly on intimate parts of Vegito.
“Look at my cute little thing,” Vegito coos as he slides back into you.
You gasp as his cock stretches you out again. Your pussy is so raw, red and puffy and sore from the intense love making all night long. Still, you want him more and more and more. You want him deep inside of you for as long as you can get him. And you want to feel him sinking his teeth into your neck over and over.
By the next morning, you’re noticing just how much he’s marked you up. You try to hide the hickeys but it’s impossible. With each time he sucked deeply on your skin and nipped at it, there was a promise of a new mark to show the world that you belonged to him.
It’s Bulma who pipes up the first time. She laughs and asks about the hickeys. Krillin is next, pointing out a very deep purple mark on your neck as well. You’re turning red and trying to get them to look elsewhere or to change the subject.
You’re thankful when Vegito comes downstairs to join you. He wraps his arms around you and kisses your cheek. There’s a smug look on his face.
“This is your doing?” Bulma asks. She’s got a smirk spread on her face.
“Of course it is.” Vegito says proudly.
Krillin laughs. “Awh man, and she didn’t get any on you?”
This makes your face even more red. Of course they wouldn’t know where you left his hickeys. Vegito laughs at them, leaving them both confused.
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(Sorry for the inactivity, I’ve been dealing with personal issues for the last month and frankly I haven’t had the motivation to draw anything. But today, my bestie @defiledbypigeon was drawing through a discord call and made me wanna draw. Love you puta🥲 Anyway I had to draw mi marido once more 💕)
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