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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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one william dollars isnt even that much money anymore due to the flation

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old scribble i still like

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resting bitch face really sucks when you also don’t emote when talking at all ever but are just oh so sweet& kind. imagine seeing the grumpiest unkempt twink who looks so horrible miserable but when you speak to it it’s voice raises 3 octaves because it’s so sweet and full of joy. You imagined me. Stop doing that…. It’s weirds and I can feel it.

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tactically giving birth in midair for the extra jump

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in Omelas Wigan, gravy is good but only because of the continuous torture of one babby's yed

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life is literally so easy if you get scared you can just pretend to use the bathroom for 30 to 60 years