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Jesus inspired by those little tiny Jesus figures

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What about Squid Game - Palestinian Edition?

My friend Fadel explains the terror he experienced through comparison to the show Squid Game:

"The game begins: If you hear gunfire? Drop to the ground immediately! Don't make any movement because the sniper is waiting for you to move to shoot you. You are not allowed to make mistakes. You are not allowed to breathe loudly. You only have 5 minutes to run before you're killed. But the prize isn't millions of dollars. The prize is just a kilo of flour! It's not fiction. This is Gaza in 2025."

Fadel and his brothers recently traveled together to an aid site, hungry and desperate for food. "We were surprised to find thousands of people there, an army and snipers. All the time they're shooting at us 😭😭"

Fadel recounted, "I saw many martyrs die in front of my eyes. Unfortunately we fled and were not able to take any food or anything. Now we have nothing to eat. A bag of flour costs 800 euros, a kilo of sugar costs 100 euros, a kilo of tomatoes costs 50 euros, and a liter of milk costs 80 euros. What's worse is that my medication is about to run out. I don't know what to do. Should I spend my surgery money to buy medicine and food to eat, or what?"

Fadel is not a story. His future is not fated or scripted or set in stone. The way his life unfolds is entirely dependent on the social systems around him and the decisions of people who have resources, especially people like us who are not in active genocide, who get access to income every couple weeks or every month without having to risk our lives.

What you can do:

Donate any amount you can to his campaign

Make a post about Fadel to share his story and encourage others to donate

Share this post with your followers

Send him a kind message at @fadel-dani and offer your friendship

His campaign is vetted by: @gazavetters list (#197) and @90-ghost and @a-shade-of-blue.

He is an incredibly kind person, and he deserves relief from this waking nightmare. Please help him.

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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where in the HELL did that horse come from

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i’m gonna tjrowbip

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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

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the lonely gooner strokes her shit crazy style at 9am

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I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

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6 HOURS?!?!?!?!?!

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People don't actually grow out of their emo phases. People are forced out of their emo phases by employers who get a raging boner over controlling how their employees dress, cut their hair, whether they mod their bodies and so on

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WHATS WRONG WITH HIM!!!

sure man.

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“I’m getting tired of your deliberately innocent-looking manipulative behaviour. You say you aren’t undermining me but I know that’s not true. Do you realize-“

We work at a mall, man. Have you ever taken a minute to think about that? Rome is burning. Rome is burning and we work at a mall. A hundred thousand years ago you and I would have sat side by side and scraped animal skins with a shard of deer rib together. A hundred years from now both of us will be buried and forgotten. Today we are three feet away from an Auntie Anne’s Pretzel stand and we work at a mall. Can you fucking believe it

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id: a tweet from pop tingz. "max announces the release of the 'luigi mangione: the ceo killer' documentary on february 17th."

hey! just a reminder this alleged "ceo killer" hasn't been convicted of anything, hasn't even gone to trial, was taken into custody without being dna tested or fingerprinted (what fingerprints they did find near the scene were entirely circumstantial), didn't have any contact with legal rep before his extradition hearing, and wasn't identified as a facial match by the fbi's top notch ai software. just don't watch this doc, it's bound to be full of bullshit just like tmz.

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting