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Male thirst traps disgust me so bad tbh every time i see a man thirst trapping im just like what an actual useless animal

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'just patch up ur own socks' 'just alter the html code urself' 'just mod it in urself' 'just learn to draw it yourself' 'just learn how to cobble shoes in ur free time' 'just /make ur own clothes/ after work' im sick and tired of using my precious labor to compensate for capitalism's failures

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when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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I’ll need to run it by the black mold first before making any major decisions

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I just noticed my darling baby boy (cat) sitting in his little loft bed about 5 inches away from the most delightful sunbeam, so I scooted it into the sunlight for him and he looked me with the biggest widest expression. I don’t think he knew that was an option. I think I just blew his whole little mind

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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

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Doing crafts with your hands is good for you. In unrelated news I'm back to fighting the godfucking basket and if I make no tangible progress today I'm killing everyone in this room including myself.

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buses not having seatbelts is a psy-op to kill people who rely on public transportation

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DONT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE IT CREATES AMMONIA GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!