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Y’all… Italian f1 driver Kimi Antonelli. Do you see what I’m seeing

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Octane, Mirage and Sparrow apex legends

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Okay but why is Sparrow so close in height to Newcastle in the animated trailer. I know most recent legend heights are guesses but that would make him like six foot three, which is absolutely insane

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I somehow keep convincing men to explain the entire plot of the star wars franchise. It's been like 4 times and I'm getting to the point where I feel like I could explain it to someone else and I've seen zero (0) shows or movies. My knowledge consists of what autistic men tell me and memes

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Daydreaming about skinny men (Sparrow) that I can pick up and pin against the wall

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clessidra rossa

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Sparrow sketches inspired by sparrow

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Really niche thing but I was rewatching the gameplay trailer and I love when Sparrow mentions a "complete lack of media training" bc it reminds me of when Colapinto's terrible media training last year led him to constantly flirt with whoever was interviewing him after races

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you buy Sparrow a pretty collar and leash.

he doesn't know what to think about it until you put it on him — not until you ruffle his hair and make him kneel in front of you.

it clicks just as soon as his knees hit the floor, neck straining as he looks up at you. he's nervous, you can tell — so you caress his cheek, run your fingers through his hair — but he's excited. he looks beautiful willingly submitting himself to you. something tells you he's beginning to think the same.

you tug at the leash, gently so that you don't hurt him, until his nose is buried in your stomach. he turns his face, rests his cheek against you instead — you resist the urge to pull him up and kiss him.

he doesn't protest — he melts into the role. he rubs the side of his face against the skin of your stomach, one arm coming up to hold onto your thigh, fingers gripping the back of it for leverage. you're glad he's too busy nuzzling you to see the dumb grin plastered on your face.

it's a blur from thereon — you can barely remember pushing his face to your cunt, can barely remember him grabbing your leg to rest on his shoulder, can barely remember him so eagerly pushing his tongue inside, flicking at your folds, kissing your clit so sweetly, nipping at the inside of your thighs because i'm your dog, you forgot to teach me i shouldn't bite and it's okay, only i can see them here—

you curl in on yourself when you cum, and he's grinning, trapped between your legs, licking at you until you have to push his face away.

maybe next time you'll teach him a lesson.

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Consider: Sparrow but with a nice, leather dog collar. That's it that's the whole post.

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Malis ASSASSIN'S CREED ODYSSEY 2018・dev. Ubisoft Quebec

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mirage + mischief mage

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Playing Assassin's Creed 2 twice in one year because the game just fucks immensely and I can't get enough of it

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[Sparrow character traits & symbolism in his character that i’ve noticed as a Sparrow main]

—> He named his cat after the Greek Goddess of the Hunt, Artemis, after she left small dead prey by his bedside. (i believe he also did this because he’s an archer, and Artemis is usually symbolized by a bow and arrow.)

—> His sister’s name is Aurora

—> He is extremely lonely and highly enjoys having friends, but seems like he has difficulty talking to people, as lulls in conversation make him nervous.

—> He despises pineapple on pizza.

—> His first name, Enea means “to praise”. so he was lowkey made for the apex games.

—> the red “claw” type shape on Artemis’ collar is actually a red horn, it is said to bring good luck & protection against the evil eye in italian culture.

—> One of his base legendary skins is called “Malocchio” which is italian for evil eye.

—> he has a fear of clowns.

—> he loves music and seemingly likes to be on aux??? (sparrow drop ur playlist)

—> he has a beauty mark on his nose i believe??

I will update this later, i just wanted to post smth :P