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A zip wire runs between two posts, 25m apart. The zip wire is at an angle of 10° to the horizontal. Calculate the length of the zip wire.

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Shi Qingxuan, holding in their laughter: Hey, He-Xiong how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

He Xuan: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Shi Qingxuan:

Shi Qingxuan: Water you doing?

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Feng Xin: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Mu Qing: That's great,Feng Xin. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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Shi Qingxuan: Here's some advice

He Xuan: I never asked for any

Shi Qingxuan: Too bad He-xiong! I'm stuck here with my thoughts, and you're the only one who talks to me most in the heavenly realm.

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*Hua Cheng is speaking with Xie Lian on the phone*

Hua Cheng: Yeah Gege, I'm with this trash.

Qi Rong: Im fucking dying-

Hua Cheng: Yep, they're okay.

Qi Rong: I have a knife in my chest!

Hua Cheng: He can't talk right now gege. I beat him up earlier.

Qi Rong: IM BLEEDING OUT-

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Mu Qing: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Feng Xin: Okay?

Mu Qing: …

Mu Qing: …

Mu Qing : Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—

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Xie Lian : Is that a gun?!

Shi Qingxuan: It's not what it looks like!

Xie Lian: It looks like a gun!

Shi Qingxuan: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore.

Xie Lian : ...ANYMORE?!

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Feng Xin: You know, you were right.

Mu Qing : About what specifically? Because I’m right about a lot of things.

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Xie Lian : San Lang, I'm sad.

Hua Cheng : *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay gege.

Shi Qingxuan: He-Xiong , I'm sad.

He Xuan , nodding: mood.

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Shi Qingxuan: What is your biggest weakness, He-Xiong?

He Xuan : I can be uncooperative.

Shi Qingxuan: Okay, can you give me an example?

He Xuan : No.

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Shi Qingxuan, talking to Pei Ming : And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

He Xuan : that’s a trashcan Qingxuan.

Shi Qingxuan: It sure is!

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He Xuan: It’s dark in here

Shi Qingxuan: Don’t worry dude I got this

Shi Qingxuan: *Stomps their feet*

Shi Qingxuan: *Skechers light up*

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Shi Qingxuan: So what’s for dinner?

He Xuan, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Shi Qingxuan *

Shi Qingxuan : Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Shi Qingxuan: Hey, you want some leftovers?

He Xuan : What's that?

Shi Qingxuan: You've never had leftovers???

He Xuan : No, because I'm not a quitter.

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Shi Qingxuan: I actually have a black belt.

He Xuan : In what, karate?

Shi Qingxuan: No, from Gucci.

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9Shi Qingxuan: Time for plan G.

He Xuan: Don’t you mean plan B?

Shi Qingxuan: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Xie Lian: What about plan D?

Shi Qingxuan: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Hua Cheng: What about plan E?

Shi Qingxuan: I’m hoping not to use it. Mu Qing dies in plan E.

Feng Xin: I like plan E.