#incorrect mxtx

[xiansnuts]

Luo Binghe: apologies, I just sneezed and liked your post

Shen Qingqiu: and commented "damn daddy" on all of my selfies?

Luo Binghe: I have the flu.

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Luo Binghe: Ooh you want me so bad

Shen Qingqiu: I don’t know where you got that information from

Luo Binghe: The voices in my head telling me

[airabuuu]

Feng Xin: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Mu Qing: That's great,Feng Xin. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

[stormhordy]

jun wu: tell me at least one of you is straight.

xie lian: ...

mu qing: ...

feng xin: ...

shi qingxuan: ...

yizhen: ...

shi wudu: *slowly raises his hand*

pei ming: *holds shi wudu's hand and puts it down* bro, don't even get me started.

[jubileesstuff]

Wei Ying: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Lan Zhan: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Wei Ying: Seize the dick.

[sleepyssnail]

[a dramatized but not unrealistic portrayal of the Qiong Ding and Qing Jing peak lords] Yue Qingyuan: Shen Shidi I- Shen Jiu: SHUT UP OR I'LL BITE YOUR DICK OFF! Yue Qingyuan: ...do you promise?

[lunationflux]

learning after effects by. doing whatever this is, apparently

[starry-stan-blog]

Xie Lian: San Lang, could you—

Hua Cheng: your wish is my command, Dianxia.

Xie Lian: San Lang, I can’t reach the—

Hua Cheng: here you are, gege

Xie Lian: I want—

Hua Cheng: whatever it is, gege, let this San Lang be of assistance.

Xie Lian: —to be dicked down.

Hua Cheng:

Hua Cheng: *tears robes off his body* IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE DIANXIA—

[random-multi-fandom]

Hi. I've been helping out a family in Gaza who I met on instagram. Could you reblog my pinned post pls? ❤️

absolutely!

[miss-starryeyes]

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan! Did you any girls that are shy but super buff? Like, strong enough to pin down a guy like me?

Lan Wangji: ...

Wei Wuxian: Oh wait, I forgot you like more delicate girls like Mianmian! Never mind.

Lan Wangji: I don't know what's worse, you doing this on purpose, or not.

[xiansnuts]

Luo Binghe: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?

Shen Qingqiu: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Shen Qingqiu: dude

Shang Qinghua: waddup bro

Shen Qingqiu: you’d marry me if I asked right

Shang Qinghua: I’d marry the shit out of you man

Shen Qingqiu: cool

[airabuuu]

Shi Qingxuan, holding in their laughter: Hey, He-Xiong how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

He Xuan: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Shi Qingxuan:

Shi Qingxuan: Water you doing?

[stormhordy]

lan wangji: wei ying, while we're out, you're the one in charge.

wei wuxian: I am the right man for that!

lan wangji: keep the juniors out of danger.

wei wuxian: I am kinda the right man for that.

lan qiren: and don't do anything stupid!

wei wuxian: you might need another man...

[jubileesstuff]

Wei Wuxian, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Jiang Cheng: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Jiang Cheng: Here you go.

Wei Wuxian:

Jiang Cheng:

Nie Huaisang: Why am I here?

[starry-stan-blog]

SVSSS Characters Stubbing Their Toe:

Shang Qinghua: *in tears* motherFUCKER

Shen Qingqiu: FUCK

Mobei Jun: *breaks whatever he bumped into through sheer force*

Luo Binghe: *breaks whatever he bumped into* *runs crying to sqq*

Yue Qingyuan: *winces, rubs the spot while groaning like an old man*

Liu Qingge: *gets so upset he breaks whatever he bumped into on purpose*

Mu Qingfang: *sighs, patches himself up*

Wei Qingwei: *sits on the ground & contemplates for a while*

Qi Qingqi: *scowls* *rubs the sore spot*

Ning Yingying in front of other people: *bursts into tears*

Ning Yingying on her own: *to herself* look here buddy I’ve had period pains worse than this

Liu Mingyan: *effortlessly continues like it never happened*

Ming Fan: *ugly cries*