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Hey guys, I’m looking for an artist to partner up with on this awesome project.  Hmu for more deets if you’re interested.

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A Fun Game To Play

Okay so last night my friend sent me an article from The Onion in which it was “revealed” that the American flag was originally designed as a flamboyant tank top for Betsy Ross’s flaming gay friend.  Not going to lie, I adored this idea so much, I was disappointed it was only satire.  So my friend and I came up with a little game.  Basically, here’s the deal: queer people and other minorities get erased from history all the time, so let’s ave some fun by doing the exact opposite.  Replace any historical figure you want with a alternative queer identity of your choice, especially if they’re super problematic, or telling a bigot would piss them the hell off!  Remember: this is just for fun, maybe don’t actually tell bigots about your history AU’s unless you’re really sure you’re ready to deal with that.  Anyway, here were a few I came up with already.  Reblog and add your own!

-Christopher Columbus the problematic and murderous colonizer with a shitty sense of direction has now been replaces with Chrissy C. the sassy gay man who arrived on Hispaniola and gave them the gift of fashion shows, drag, and taught them how to “spill the tea” before waltzing peacefully off into the sunset and not telling the Spanish a word about his new friends.

-Genghis Khan, a butch lesbian who spent her days frolicking the Asian Steppe with her adorable femme girlfriend.

-Napoleon Boneapart,  Gay as hell.  ‘Nuff said.

-Julius Caesar was a bisexual women in a polyamorous relationship with Cleopatra and Marc Antony, who was a fabulous hair dresser of course, and pan as hell.

-Everyone in the bible was trans.  Everyone.

Add your own historical AU’s and feel free to expand this to other minority groups as well.  This is just a fun game for when you’re feeling like a creative li’l rebel.

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I’ve seen another version of this where she responds something to the effect of, “They’re whole grain for our children, you big man baby,” and it made it so much better.

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I work for their magazine, and god do I love them and what they do!  Another amazing video, Psych2go!

Sex vs Gender vs Orientation | Psych2Go

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Passing this along for all my trans and enby friendos on here!

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Apparently more hardcore than stealing a fucking pterodactyl.

(x)

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I think I’m using this right

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This is important

Shit No One Told Me About My Period

I knew the basics before I got it, but I had no clue…

* The blood wouldn’t necessarily be red. When I first got my period, I spent a few min looking at my underwear wondering how I shit myself. I didn’t know the blood could look brown, or be thick.

* That tampons weren’t a good idea yet. I was 10 or 11 when I got my first period and physically smaller than an adult woman. My first attempt at inserting a tampon was very painful and unsuccessful. I wouldn’t use them until I was around 14 or so.

* That when you use pads the blood can get on your bottom and I’d have to occasionally clean off the toilet seat after using it.

* That getting your first period DOES NOT mean you’re fully developed and fully able to bear children. I could have technically gotten pregnant at that age, but I was still a child and pregnancy would have put my life in danger because I was still physically immature.

* That it wouldn’t be regular for another few years.

* That very painful cramping is NOT NORMAL once you reach your 20s and is cause for concern.

* That the blood and tissue you pass can look chunky or stringy and not like blood from a cut.

* That stress can halt your period for months BUT

* That doesn’t mean you can’t get pregnant

Feel free to add your own

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Holy shit this kid has some lungs!

yall let the yodeling kid prosper but not this LEGEND???

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That is clearly a furious yes

Follow us @anxietyproblem​

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the now now lockscreens | please, like or reblog if you use or save them

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Murdoc, to Ace: Wow you’re really gunning to be asshole of the year, aren’t you?

Ace: As defending champion, are ya nervous?

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Murdoc: When have I EVER done anything rash or irresponsible?

Russel: Wait, I got a list– it’s alphabetized.

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Omg I feel so called out rn

Someone else: You should watch this new show/movie

Me: Or how about instead I watch my special interest for the ten thousandth time.

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Also what even is “normal” and why should we be arbitrarily expected to ascribe to it?

Yelling at autistic people is not going to help them. They’re not going to learn perfect social skills because you abuse them, they will just be too afraid to show signs of autism when you’re nearby. 

You’re a genuine monster if you think bullying someone into acting normal is acceptable.

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Happy doggo

He loves getting his haircut!

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@Mishahamu

“As readers, we remain in the nursery stage so long as we cannot distinguish between taste and judgment, so long, that is, as the only possible verdicts we can pass on a book are two: this I like; this I don’t like. For an adult reader, the possible verdicts are five: I can see this is good and I like it; I can see this is good but I don’t like it; I can see this is good and, though at present I don’t like it, I believe that with perseverance I shall come to like it; I can see that this is trash but I like it; I can see that this is trash and I don’t like it.”

— W.H. Auden (via chamerionwrites)