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This is literally the most amazing pun.

Prompt #156

Submitted by: Katplushie 

“I might be surrounded, one against a thousand. But where you see one man… I C4.” (Reveals a metric fuckton of explosives)

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Just saying

Sorry, but if you smoke, I will not date you, and I will probably be incredibly reluctant to be your friend (AKA I really WON’T be your friend). It is the ultimate deal breaker for me, right up there with abusiveness.

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What if Bucky hadn’t been captured?

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I, uh, blended Queen’s We Will Rock You with Fall Out Boy’s My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark and

((took me only a few hours once I figured out how to get the speeds right- basically I took Fall Out Boy and aggressively threw some well-placed Queen at it. please enjoy I want people to enjoy))

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What if? Part 1/?

What if every story that was ever written about anyone was all true? What if every fictional character from every book, TV show, movie, whatever, actually existed, just not in this world. They’d, of course, have to live somewhere, though; more than likely in some kind of alternate dimension or reality. But then, how do we know about them? Well, what if every author, every storyteller, everyone who’s ever made up a story about something that never happened, is just channeling that world? And, since no two stories are alike, every author and storyteller was specially chosen to be linked to that world. Some only get linked to one world; some get linked to hundreds. Some get linked to so many that it drives them mad. And what if, when we’re children, we can all access those worlds—that’s where imaginary friends come from and why kids are so good at making up the most outlandish tales—and then for some that ability fades as they age, while for others it simply mutates and gets stronger, so they’re linked to those worlds that were meant for them? Sometimes, they ignore the tales that unfold in the dark corners of their minds until they can’t take it anymore. Then, when they reach their breaking point, they write.

What if there were millions of chosen ones?

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There should be a book search engine

but like not just like title and author, no, this search engine should be for those times when you can’t remember anything about the book. Except, of course, for those like 4 little tiny plot details. Like, this search engine would just have the plots of MILLIONS of books in the database. You just type in those key words or details you remember, and this thing would spit out a list of possible books it could be.

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Sometimes, I get super proud to be an American, and then some political figure from my country says something so profoundly stupid I just want to crawl in a hole and hide and apologize to the rest of the world.

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I greatly admire the writers it there who can write in third person limited. I can't do that because I'm a nosey little shit.

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This makes me very happy

What if Bucky hadn’t been captured?

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Well, rip my heart out, why don’t you?

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Fan Theory Friday (Teen Wolf Edition)

So, people seem to be shipping Malia and Theo lately.

But here’s the thing: I think they’re brother and sister. Twins to be exact, and that they were both adopted. Hear me out, here.

It would explain why Theo can fully transform like a Hale.

And why he’s psychotic like Peter...

And why Cody Christian said that Malia and Theo have a connection that even they don’t understand yet.

So, anyway, that’s my theory. Take it or leave it.

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(I wanted to make my own, sorry not sorry, and I know this is crappy, I did it less than 15 mins, so I didn’t put much effort into it)

(I’m now doing gif imagines, and preferences (gifs as well) so request me :D )

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Steve “McSassy” Rogers in Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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you get hurt, hurt ‘em back.

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Guys like this...*plots murder*

So I'm in college and last weekend I was sitting outside reading a Captain America comic book (Volume 1 Issue 350 from February 1989, one of my favorites because Steve Rogers becomes Captain America again and it makes me fangirl-squeal every time) because it was nice out and I wanted to enjoy the weather, and this guy comes up and sits down across from me at the table and he’s like, “Hi. What are you reading?”

Me: “A Captain America comic book.”

Him: “Really? You actually read comic books?”

Me: *sigh* “Yes. I really do.”

Him: “Huh. I’m sorry, I just don’t meet many girls who actually read the comics. Who got you into comics? Your dad? Brother?”

Me: “No. It was me. I got myself into it. Because I like them.”

Him: “Okay, but you’re not like really into comics, are you? It’s just for show, right?”

Me: “No. I actually really like comics. In fact I’m getting to my favorite part, so...”

Him: “Okay, but I bet you only got into the movies because the actors are hot, right?”

Me: “Okay, one, no, that’s not why, and two, have you SEEN them? They’re more than hot.”

*phone buzzes, I check it, I make a face*

Him: “What was that about?”

Me: “Nothing. Just getting NFL draft alerts.”

Him: “Okay no way. No way you like football AND comics.”

Me: “Actually I love football. I’ve followed football since I was 6 years old.”

Him: “Oh really? Then name 3 players on the New York Giants other than Eli Manning.” (we’re in New York)

Me: “How the fuck would I know? They’re not my team! They’re not even in my division! I’m from Chicago; I’m a Bears fan.”

Him: “Okay, then name 3 players on the Chicago Bears besides Jay Cutler.”

Me: *gently closes comic book, making a note of my page, calmly looks him in the eye* “Matt Forte, running back; Jared Allen, defensive end; Kyle Fuller, cornerback; Robbie Gould, kicker; Kyle Long, guard;  Lamar Houston, defensive end; Alshon Jeffrey, wide receiver; Al Louis-Jean, cornerback; should I go on, or are you going to let me finish my comic book in peace?”

Him: *slowly stands up and walks off*