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id sure be a great girlfriend if *clenches fist* girls were interested in me

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Remember that police rode up on and instantly MURDERED 12 year old Tamir Rice because of a report of him having a "probably FAKE" gun which was in fact a toy. But they took a grown ass white supremacist into custody ALIVE knowing he just walked into a school and MASSACRED children with a very real AR-15.

LITERALLY SECONDS AFTER DRIVING UP TO TAMIR, POLICE SHOT HIM TWICE WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED, THEN WAITED 4 MINUTES BEFORE EVEN ATTEMPTING TO ADMINISTER FIRST AID TO THIS DYING CHILD.

NOTICE THE COMFORTING HAND RUBBING HIS BACK… ENOUGH SAID.

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Photographer Akhil Suhas Travels Across New Zealand With Gandalf Costume

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Korean and Japanese words that sound the same

Gotta love that ‘learn one, get one for free’ deal korean and japanese have going on, so here’s a (small) list of words that sound exactly the same or are similar enough in both languages:

かばん - 가방 - a bag 時間（じかん） - 시간 - time 茶（ちゃ） - 차 - tea 約束（やくそく） - 약속 - a promise 家族（かぞく） - 가족 - a family 洗濯機 （せんたくき）- 세탁기 - a washing machine 無料（むりょう） - 무료 - free of charge 注意 （ちゅうい）- 주의 - caution 可能（かのう） - 가능 - possible 高速道路（こうそくどうろ） - 고속도로 - a highway 連絡（れんらく） - 연락 - to contact 有名（ゆうめい）- 유명 - famous 遅刻（ちこく） - 지각 - lateness 準備（じゅんび）- 준비 - preparation ラーメン - 라면 - ramen 雇用（こよう） - 고용 - employment 知恵（ちえ） - 지혜 - wisdom 到着（とうちゃく） - 도착 - arrival 理由（りゆう） - 이유 - reason 人気（にんき） - 인기 - popular 料理（りょうり） - 요리 - cooking 温度（おんど） - 온도 - temperature 簡単（かんたん） - 간단 - easy

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Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.

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Do you like girls?

The real question is do they like me

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16-year-old Sarah Chadwick and other student survivors of gun violence are making more sense than the all of the gun loving “adults” combined

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Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.

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Maes Hughes: Roy, thank you for agreeing to see me.

Roy Mustang: I didn't. You just walked in here and started talking.

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SATURDAYING‏

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by Katharina Jung

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2018 is off to a good start

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you know these moments when a friend just casually says something that validates your friendship, like just refers to something as “our place” or “our thing” and suddenly your heart is auditioning for Cirque du Soleil and days later you’re still thinking about it

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