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Steve, Bucky, and Thor chilling after a battle, sharing some of Thor’s special brew because they’re the only ones who can handle it.

Thor setting the hammer on a table and grinning at Steve, Care for another try?

Steve shrugging good-naturedly and taking hold of the handle. Sure, why not.

Thor watching nervously while pretending not to be nervous.

Steve budging the hammer.

Thor LOLing.

It would seem that you are still simply unworthy, Captain.

Bucky snorting, tossing back the rest of his drink, and stepping up next to Steve. Are you kidding me? Move aside, Rogers.

Bucky grabbing the handle with his metal arm and pulling and pulling and glaring and looking to Steve.

Give me a hand.

That’s not how it works, Buck.

Just get over here, ya punk.

Steve grabbing hold just above Bucky’s clenched fist.

Thor LOLing in the background.

Bucky and Steve getting ready, Steve beginning with On the count of 3. 1, 2, 3–

And the hammer lifts off the table so easily that the two stumble back, shocked, hands still clasped one above the other.

Silence.

Bucky and Steve hold the hammer in the air and look at Thor in unison.

Thor stares wide-eyed.

Well, he begins after a few more moments, … if there are no pictures, it never happened.

Bucky yelling for Nat or Sam to get their butts in the room to take a photo before Thor can call the hammer back to him and growling Don’t let go Steve for fuck’s sake DON’T LET GO–

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scarab dragon

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Izuku: 13-year-old-me would be in awe of who I am today.

Shoto: 13-year-old me thought I’d be dead by now.

Katsuki: I would fight 13 year-old-me.

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the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk

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Yukie: Some of you haven’t fallen in love with your best friend and it shows.

Bokuto: What do you mean? I’ve fallen in love with my best friend!

Akaashi: Wait... But I'm your best friend-

Bokuto:

Akaashi:

Bokuto: ...And?

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*me, a person with ADHD* lol, i don't have a hyperfixation. I'm not really interested in anything.

*camera cut for me reading imagines and fanfics about the same character for hours in the last five damn months *

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“I can’t talk right now, I’m doin hot girl shit”

*reads fanfiction for 3 hours*

*daydreams about my favorite characters and actors*

*takes a nap*

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Loki: I have no heart. Love is for fools. I need naught anyone in my li-

[Name]: Mornin’ Loki! *yawns*

Loki:

Loki: *clenching his chest* God dammit-

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Me falling for Loki:

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Loki meeting a Gen Z

Loki: You mortals are worthless

Gen Z: lol truuuu

Loki: Exactly- wait what? No you’re not, I was just saying that are you… are you okay??

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Thor (2011 )

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Lady Y/N please stop asking Loki

You: *muttering* Loki or whoever's up there and listening. Please make it rain. It's too hot.

- Meanwhile in Asgard -

Loki: *heard the muttering* Hmmm? A Midgardian asking me for help? I shall comply. Oh, Big Brother~

Thor: Yes Loki? You needed something from me?

Loki: Apologies in advance. A Midgardian called out to me for help. *Materializes his knife*

Thor: Loki? Loki?? *sees the knife* No. Don't. Not my hair.

- 5 mins later -

Thor: My HAIR! LOKI!!!!!!!!!! *summons Mhjolnir*

Loki: *Runs away*

- Back at Earth -

You: IT'S RAINING!!!!! THANK YOU LOKI!!!

- 1 month later -

Thor: NOT AGAIN!!! LOKI!!!!!

Loki: My Midgardian asked me again.

Thor: Is it the lady? Lady Y/n who always asks you to cause chaos?

Loki: *grins*

Thor: LADY Y/N PLEASE STOP ASKING LOKI TO CAUSE CHAOS!

- Earth -

You: HOLY SHIT THAT LIGHTING SCARED ME

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Stucky + texts from last night

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This is canon you can’t convince me otherwise

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dabi be like: oh y’all want some character development??? (rapidly becomes unstable)

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Bucky: WHO ATE MY PLUMS?

Steve: Don’t look at me.

Bucky: SAM, WAS IT YOU?

Sam: *Looks at Y/N*

Y/N:

Sam: It was Y/N.

Y/N: SAM YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN´T TELL!

Bucky: Oh, it was you, baby? Were they good? Want some more?

Sam: This motherf-

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No matter if it's a buzz cut,

Medium length

Or long hair.

A hot bearded face

Or a clean-shaven look.

I'll love anything!!! as long as it's my man 🤤😏💕