amodernarrietty

[amodernarrietty]

My misfortune is your luck! Want to see Strahd get cheese thrown on his head like a common housecat? Want to see your oc kissing that one character? Want to see YOU kissing that one character? Let me make your dreams come true! Pay what you want commissions are open until I can save enough to replace my tablet!

Alternatively, if you would like a rendered fullbody commission for $120 and are willing to pay upfront, DM me! I will accept three slots for this, but please understand the turnaround time will be long as I have to get the tablet first and then do four commissions in total (it broke in the process of already working on one).

paypal.me/nouveaumoon : if you have an oc request, please send their references/links to my dms. paypal might not let you send a link in the message and I don’t want it to eat your commission

Reblogs are appreciated. Thank you!

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reblog to give prev some of that good writing mojo

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I don't care if it's overdone I support Dev Patel's establishment of a Righteous Vengeance Cinematic Universe. Look at him

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Would people be interested

in (Konstantin-centered) logs or deep dives of our Curse of Strahd sessions?

for those interested in what’s going on in our campaign and some more glimpses into my lad’s Barovian life! We’re mid-game now but perhaps I could do a write-up of The Story So Far.

I’d probably post it for free on Patreon and/or make a sideblog.

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i haven't watched a single episode of severance and while it does pique my curiosity at this point i think it's way more interesting and funny to learn everything i know about it via tumblr osmosis

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when I see my mutuals posts on my dash I’m like “that’s my friendie I love them”

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not now kitten, daddy has to write strange self indulgent fan fiction.

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

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if you're aware of the Vulture article on Neil Gaiman, there's not much i can add; if you aren't and you go looking, my only advice is that if you hit a point where you're wondering if you should bail, do so, because the details of his behavior only get more vile as it goes along.

however, one thing i WILL say is to be on the lookout for smear campaigns against the sources and/or the journalist, Lila Shapiro, in the coming weeks and months. i cannot stress enough how brave this article is. if there's one thing more hazardous to your reputation than blowing up a rich and influential serial predator in the entertainment industry, it's making the church of scientology look bad, and she's managed to do both in one stroke. remember Lila Shapiro's name, and be extremely skeptical if it suddenly turns up later this year as the target of some slimy allegation.

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here's a link to the vulture article published today on neil gaiman's sexual assault accusations without the paywall, if anyone wants to read it but can't. trigger warning for rape and sexual assault, of course. jesus christ.

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Give me your attention.

Please read this as if i were a member of your family. Maybe your sister, your daughter or your friend. As if my family who is going through difficult circumstances is your family.

Hello, I'm Ola, a graduate student from the faculty of science - Al-Azhar University in G@za P@lestine. I truly appreciate you taking a moment to read my story. As you reading my message, myself and my family, “my mother, father, three sisters, and my little brother,” are trying to survive under all kinds of suffering including but not limited to fear, instability, and starvation, thirst, and poverty in northern G@za.

After 448 days of suffering, I am writing to you today with a heavy heart, in desperate need of your help. I cannot describe how harsh the situation we are living in is. My family is suffering from the biting cold of winter, and we are facing a severe shortage of food and clothing. Every day feels like a lifetime, and every moment makes me feel helpless and hopeless. 💔

After the prices went up so crazy, I created this campaign to help my family provide food, water and essential needs. I know for sure that you can't help all families that want your help but at least you can help those who come across your life.

Every simple thing makes a difference in changing the situation we are in. So please don't hesitate to help us 🙏💔

It's your time to help and make a difference, Will you?!

Thank you for taking a minute to read this.♥️

My campaign has been vetted by:

@90-ghost here, @northgazaupdates here, and @el-shab-hussien and @nabulsi 's spreadsheet of vetted campaigns #205.

@7bitter @ot3 @amygdalae @turian @communistchameleon @komsomolka @neptunerings @riding-with-the-wild-hunt @heritageposts @watermotif @mavigator @lacecap @determinate-negation @deepspaceboytoy @paper-mario-wiki @kibumkim @chilewithcarnage @sayruq @turtletoria @emil @vampiricvenus @finalgirlabigailhobbs @ghostofanonpast @akajustmerry @briarhips @mahoushojoe @sar-soor @rhubarbspring @schoolhater @pcktknife @catcrumb @wolfythewitch @imogen-mangle @soon-palestine @acepumpkinpatrick @gothhabiba @tamarrud @tamamita @taqoou @wolfertinger666 @prisonhannibal @nyancrimew

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“This was always going to happen/She’s been dead since the beginning” in the tragedies of William Shakespeare

+ Bonus - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Tom Stoppard:

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Ok but consider: A production of Hamlet that starts with the last scene and then Horatio has to play his role in the rest of the play, but he’s still completely dissolved in tears. Everyone else is oblivious and he has to keep it together for the sake of storytelling, but his voice cracks as he says “I think I saw him yesternight”, regret filling his tone, and he frantically holds on to Hamlet as he begs him not to follow the ghost; he practically chokes on his words as he shouts, “Be rul’d!” And he knows it’s no use, but he’s so reluctant to play his part in this and he can barely keep his emotions at bay. And then the end of the story draws nearer. He takes longer and longer to say his lines. He hesitates, tries to stretch out the little time he’s got left with Hamlet. He doesn’t want to be in this narrative, but he is. Until finally, as Hamlet decides to duel Laertes, Horatio simply gives up. Reluctantly, but knowingly, he accepts the fact that there’s nothing he can do but play his part and relive it all, just to honor Hamlet’s legacy and story. And Hamlet dies in his arms a second time.

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i decided all plays are time loops btw. it’s true because they keep getting performed over and over and over and the ending never changes and they can never escape it. if you even care.

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anything, anything

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Hello. In front of you is a time machine. We’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu. That’s right, we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey. Off. The menu.

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I have been fed for the next 30,000 years

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x09 - “The Dirt Under Your Nails.”