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"Stranger, what's your name?"
I made a Polyphemus design
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Bruce, completely horrified: gods, no
Selina: *follows his gaze*
Jason, on the piano:... and I call this one "A world of pain" *closes his eyes and starts playing a slow music before pausing*
Jason: *goat scream*
Bruce: I'm so sorry, Selina... we could reschedule, if you want?
Selina: it's alright, I'm honestly impressed with your kids
Bruce: kids? *abruptly stands up and sweeps the restaurant with his eyes*
Dick: *a few tables away, on a date with Kory*
Duke: *seemingly uncomfortable, sitting relatively far away*
Tim: *for some reason making a cocktail in the bar*
Steph: *taking an order not that far*
Cass: *talking in sign language with a kid, also working there*
Damian: have you decided what do you wish?
Bruce: *turns around to find Damian, pen at the ready to take their order*
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Bruce: all of you but Cass and Duke are grounded until the heat death of the universe
Damian: *nods* tt. an acceptable price
Selina: *puts down the menu* I'm having the steak
Damian: certainly
Jason: *more screaming*
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Do you have anything for blue and/or red lantern Jazz? I fully believe jazz would get a blue lantern ring or a red one depending on the story.
Hmmm tbh, no, but I thought about it for several hours and I can’t help but think that she’s best suited for being a violet lantern. Imo, she’s fiercely loyal, protective, and she would absolutely commit crimes for her siblings bc she loves them so much. The violet lantern corps are also known for being overzealous and forceful in their actions lmao. Having her be a blue lantern does kinda makes sense? (Since I love her healing people) But at the same time, she’s not that “hopeful” to me, and her being a red lantern makes even less sense since it would literally consume and corrupt her.
As such, I think she’s a violet lantern :) for her siblings, Dan would DEF be a red lantern, Dani is a blue lantern (or green!) and Danny is either green or black. Maybe green on a normal day and when he goes full Ghost King mode, he has a black power ring?
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny phantom x dc#dp x dc crossover#ask#proneterror204#jazz fenton#danny fenton#dan phantom#dani phantom#dark danny#dani fenton#phantom family#danielle fenton#danielle phantom#dan fenton
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Yall are so desperate for the Sith to be grey morality instead of just the straight up villains theyre constantly shown to be and it shows
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Mr Kida feeding us as usual
A Firebeard dwarf from Ered Luin
#Firebeards#Ered Luin dwarves#the seven clans of the dwarves#the hobbit#tolkien#the lord of the rings#lotr#tolkien dwarf#Ered Luin
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"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.
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I’ve always personally headcanoned that if Mandalorians DID have certain stereotypical family/relationship roles it wouldn’t be anywhere close to gendered, like one person is the man and one person is the woman. It would be like, one person is the shield and one person is the sword. One is the guard and one is the hunter. The bigger and stronger of the two — traditionally, though obviously every marriage would be different and most wouldn’t conform exactly, especially with polyamory — might be the one to stay home and guard the kids and the clan. While the faster, more maneuverable and perhaps deadlier of the two went out and hunted, provided, initiated raids. A Mandalorian couple fighting together would be so dangerous for so many reasons but principally because if they’re both there it probably means you’re on their territory and both the guard and the hunter are after you, and now you’re seriously fucked.
#does this make sense#like i do think most societies end up having some kind of familial “roles” people are expected to fill#but in a society of warriors and adoption without traditional gender roles#it’s interesting to contemplate what those family and relationship roles would become#mandalorians#star wars#mandalorian culture#the mandalorian#republic commando#the clone wars#repcomm#bobadin#yeah fine i was thinking about it#< prev tags
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sleepless nights
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Happy holidays! My white oliphaunt gift for the 2024 @whiteoliphaunt exchange: a pair of sleepy peredhil.
I drew this for @beatles4ever65! It was my first time drawing Maglor, but I had lots of fun; I hope you like it. :)
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If you're reading this...
go write three sentences on your current writing project.
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In the canon context, there is something extremely funny about Phantom running around with so much ghost gear from Fentonworks.
I assume the Fentons make enough of a spectacle with their ghost hatred that everyone knows they're out here hunting Phantom for bloodsport. Like there's no uneasy truce or tense partnership going on like the Fentons have not partnered with Phantom in any way. There's not even any chance of a secret partnership because the likes of Jack Fenton would not be able to keep a secret like that.
Which really just leaves the conclusion that Phantom stole all that gear. All of it. Repeatedly. And he's still doing it. He's got some brand new FentonTech-of-the-week every week and he Absolutely is not supposed to have that. Like some raccoon in the trashcan the Fentons can't keep out despite all their broom-swinging and lid locks.
The ghost-net wristwatch that Jack Fenton is parading around with at 10am is on Phantom's wrist by 11am. Jack and Maddie have so many pieces of matching gear but if One piece is missing from One of them you can almost certainly bet it's clipped to Phantom's beltloop somewhere. Sometimes Fenton gear on Jack or Maddie will vanish and then reappear and the best idea anyone has is sometimes Phantom steals too many things and just gives the least fun pieces back.
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Danny, slamming the door open to Jazz’s work: THE CHEESE WON!
Jazz: Pictures or it didn’t happen!
Danny explains the third generation war between the cheese and the hotdogs, telling her about a brutewurst spy among the masses inciting rebellion, but was caught and publicly executed, but there was something more brewing underneath.
Danny: Her royal cheesiness brought in a broccoli lover.
Jazz: No!
Danny: Yes, and she conspired not only to take over as Reagent but to Also end the war with a weapon so powerful the hotdogs and the asparagus had no choice but to concede.
Jazz: Not the asparagus! They just settled in and haven’t even established a hierarchy yet!
Danny, solemn: I know, the squash and tomatoes didn’t take kindly to their place in the vegetable drawer, they were taken captive and sold as replaceable warriors.
His tale gets interrupted.
Jason: What the hxll are you two talking about?
The Fenton siblings look at each other: DND Campaign.
I feel like a food based dnd campaign would be a great cover if they want to talk about their favorite soap opera.
Danny: By the way, the eggs were slaughtered last night. Found their remains all over the fridge walls, detective ham believes it could only be the work of his arch nemesis, the sleeping turkey.
Jazz: Ham and Eggs, a classic pair. But sleeping turkey is too obvious of an answer, think he was framed?
Danny: Don’t know, sleeping turkey’s being detained as we speak and get this, the pineapple slices are advocating for sleeping turkey’s release.
Jazz: Suspicious…..
Jason: Your DND campaign is crazy.
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we had a true lost in translation moment with flag signalling today
some background: the international code of signals is used as shorthand for communicating important information between vessels until this day. everyone carries a flag alphabet for this purpose and you can raise flags separately or together to indicate conditions and requests.
so when my crew mate informed me that the navy boat we were passing had two signal flags up i asked him to relay me the message because i was busy downstairs.
here is what he saw through the binoculars:
the flag on the left is Alpha (I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed) and the right one is Bravo (I am taking in or discharging or carrying dangerous goods.) the vessel most likely had clearance divers out to remove underwater explosives and wanted other's to steer clear.
however, my beloved crew mate only vaguely recalled that Alpha stands for divers and Bravo stands for dangerous. so imagine my surprise when they hesitantly relayed that
"the navy...wants us to know that their divers know how to fight?"
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New chapter up :3 Enjoy!
#star wars fanfiction#ao3 fanfic#star wars au#star wars#star wars headcanons#fix it fic#obi wan kenobi#jaster x din#din djarin#grogu
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Hiking adventure with Steph and Cass

And a bonus Tim!
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I have a Danny Phantom prompt idea that has huge misunderstandings and angst potential...
first and foremost, ✨Trans Danny✨
So Ellie had to be deaged to her chronological age(which is like 2 years old or 1 year old).
Danny with the help of Sam and Tucker have taken up the mantle of taking care of Ellie! Yay!
It all goes well, and of course Vlad is invited to the Fenton household often(+creepy Vlad because I hate him and want him to suffer), Danny of course being uncomfortable around him, tensing up when he(Vlad) touches his shoulder.
Maddie actually NOTICES this behavior when Vlad is around so she starts to get more suspicious, especially when during the week days off he is most oftenly at Sam or Tucker's house more than the OSHA violation(tm) that is the Fenton household.
For Danny, it's going well at taking care of Ellie and she is just the SWEETEST chaotic little baby.
That is until Maddie sees Danny, Tucker, Sam... With Ellie... Ellie... In Danny's arms... The little Ellie who suspiciously looks similar to Danny... way... too... similar
And Ellie being the clueless baby she is. She says "Momma who is tha?" to Danny...
It clicked for Maddie... The random tensing around Vlad, the Excuses to go to his room... everything...
And Maddie?
Oh she is about to beat the fuck outta Vlad.
So Maddie practically bolts home because Vlad was there that day, kicks the door down nearly breaking it off Its hinges, scaring both Vlad and Jack who were having a conversion(which Vlad was begrudgingly listening to because Jazz was also in the room to keep an eye on Vlad)
Grabs the Fenton Creep-Sticktm and SMASHES IT INTO VLAD'S FUCKING FACE!
Which on impactx the Creep-Stick did infact splinter a bit.
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