Why don't you go and buy mixed nuts and hide them around my house
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You are what you eat as I gaze at an old nintendo DS game in the mirror
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Roast me like one of your french beefs
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Whats your favorite buzzwords mine are red bong machine
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One bodybuilder to another: Whey cool bro
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She wants the Darude
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Welcome to the bonus level u get threeee tries at eating a UHHHHHHHH
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I'm asexual until someone whips out the xtrEME EMERGENCY MOTORCYCLE BURGERS
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All ur favorite comdiments mixed together to form the Kongdiment
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At chuck e cheezes: Hows it goin Chucko
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Time to party Step 1: pinata Step 2: meats
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Smah that like if you like cron cobs
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The magic CrONCH sheLL
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Tragic Gyro
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Its 2017 why are my eyes not nintendo swatches
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Why bust a noot when u could boost a boot
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Get ladies Step 1: lasaga 2: a rotisserie machine tging 3: combINe
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