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shakespeare was the george w. bush of his time

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cool ranch doritoes

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the last of us season 2 be making my tummy hurt fr

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leo valdez and will solace would bond over HEB having the best flour tortillas

like when will goes home to visit his mom he'd bring an entire suitcase of tortillas back to camp and leo would make him share

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magnus bane has jd vance eyes

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say what you will about hamilton but nothing goes harder than literally any edit set to 'wait for it'

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i am obsessed with orpheus! james and eurydice! regulus

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jean and jeremy. hotel california.

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harley quinn as a nun constantly yapping about 'Mistah J'

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what the ever-loving fuck are the in-game ads for Date w/ Death?

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y'know i used to think it was silly that frank zhang was lactose intolerant

but having tummy aches bc i dared to eat ice cream sucks

lactose intolerants are categorically underrepresented and we deserve justice

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little does anyone know; i may be watching the ut football game, but i'm thinking about palmetto state's exy team

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james potter would have loved mr brightside by the killers

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is this a microagression?

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i can't ship jegulily.

not bc james couldn't love either or both of them with his entire heart and they would too,

but regulus will always have his mother's voice in the back of his head no matter how much he tries to ignore it

and no matter how much lily tries to move on, she will always see regulus's dark mark and remember everything

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my body wasn't built to handle the stress that watching the Great British Baking Show causes me