aregularhuman

[aregularhuman]

"I froze, as I heard him shout it again. Then, in disbelief, I turned. And while I still stood unable to believe it, people streaming round us on either side, he laughed and barged forward to throw his arms around me."

[aregularhuman]

finished the goldfinch! will be reading sparknotes n fics n figuring out my own thoughts n ruminating. I am such a sucker for the ‘doomed and bad for each other, but who else?’ trope- hilson, boreo, etc. I feel like richard/francis (melodrama II on ao3 save me🙏) is different in that they are not soulmates or complimentary necessarily, but share the ‘who else?’ aspect.

ah, tsh and tgf and hilson and dps and dark academia and the profoundness of art and the personal meanings being eons more important than intended ones. forgive me I have had two glasses of wine and have been stewing for three months and missed therapy today ;)

[aregularhuman]

lads I fear if I watched the goldfinch I would just become. a flattened blob on the floor praying to be stepped on

[aregularhuman]

um so guess which book I’ve been reading! am 650/800 pages through in 3 days (digital hence diff number of pages to print) but!!! can’t wait to read all the theories/fanfic/sparknotes (lol)

Boris, smoking a cigarette: isn’t it crazy i had to stop you from killing yourself when we were teenagers?

Theo, so drunk he can barely stand: do yuo- do you know i took conversational russiam for you?

[aregularhuman]

adjdksjsjs

opera date what if edition

[aregularhuman]

by @Soapsart813

[aregularhuman]

awww

In a world where genies are commonplace and delight in granting wishes in the most inconvenient way possible, you are a defense attorney who must defend your client, a well-meaning genie who is charged with felonious wish-granting.

[aregularhuman]

in and out of costume

[aregularhuman]

i need superbat fic recs

superbat fics but specifically in the vibe of like miraculous ladybug where theyre both just so stupidly into each other but sadly its with each others alter-ego's because they don't know each others secret identities yet.

alas I dont rly do a lot of angst and/or whump (or not as like the main emotional thru-line of the fic yk?)

explicit is also fine (and hell deeply encouraged tbqh)

one shots, multi chapter, etc are all fine (in progress is chill too)

I fr just have no idea how I'd like filter to try and find that that isnt just searching the entire identity porn tag which would take too long lol

plz I just need these silly boys to be so in smitten with each other and not even know it and jealous about themselves potentially.

would also prefer if I could be left actual links and not just a name and author because I swear I have the worst luck with searching fics that way smh

you can also rec ur own stuff ofc

[aregularhuman]

isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone

[aregularhuman]

me personally I’m 2

vampire appreciators have two modes:

it’s about the secret darkness inside you. it’s about not being able to tell if it controls you or you control it. it’s about the wrestle between who you want to be and who you need to be. the conversation between the gruesome and the uncontainable

sexy guy bite neck sexily. biting

[aregularhuman]

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

[aregularhuman]

💚💚💚

Professional ragebaiter

[aregularhuman]

Sunshine and the sunshine protector

[aregularhuman]

bitches after watching two (2) superhero movies and not having read any comics: superbat

[aregularhuman]

New stoopid meme out of the oven

[aregularhuman]