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Job/school: A sophomore at Hatchetfield High, unemployed as I'm focusing on school work and my future. I'd join the theatre tech crew and probably befriend Ruth because we'd both be stuck in a cramped room with each other for a while and it's better than mindlessly scrolling on my phone
Death rate: Max would only know me because I dare associate with Ruth but it really isn't too bad all things considered. I'd definitely die in tgwdlm though, probably around when the smoke club does. I think I'd be fine in Black Friday other than like being nuked, same with most of nightmare time EXCEPT for the killer track because knowing my music taste and pension for tiny bands I'd probably end up hearing it somehow lmao
Tag people (person): @ssynicil
Where would you be if you were in Hatchetfield (a trend because I want to start one, it seems so fun)
Job/school: I'd be a Beanies barista and actively trying to get an apprentiship at Tony Greens body shop
Death rate: when everyone else dies, i don't do much
Tag people: @the-maid-of-witchwood @cinderellaenjoyer @nobecausecheese @marias-new-blog-ig @themightymoose @pipperoo @aliceisaperson (you don't have to do this, I just wanna try start a thing)
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And then they kissed
#lauski#steph lauter#stephanie lauter#pete spankoffski#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid npmd#team starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#incorrect nerdy prudes must die#incorrect hatchetfield#peter spankoffski
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#ruth fleming#max jägerman#max jagerman#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid npmd#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#incorrect nerdy prudes must die#incorrect hatchetfield#I need more of these two interacting#i love their dynamic
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Okay I’m not exactly sure what to call these but feel free to steal them







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do y’all think Ruth would have made Gacha Life versions of everyone
#Yes and she turns all the bullies into like furry femboys or smth#And makes them have dramatic love triangle plots#And lautski#She was the first lautski shipper change my mind#Jokingly shipped Richie with Max and then realized it was fire as hell /hj#*sighs* another fic idea to add to the pile
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#lauski#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#stephanie lauter#steph lauter#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#team starkid#starkid#starkid npmd#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#incorrect nerdy prudes must die#incorrect hatchetfield#i love these two sillies
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#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#incorrect hatchetfield#incorrect nerdy prudes must die#max jägerman#max jagerman#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#grace chasity#pete spankoffski#michie npmd#michie#starkid#team starkid#starkid npmd#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#consider this my apology for barely posting lately
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im gonna have a michie chrashing out because canon richie is actually a creepy weirdo and calls steph a waifu and fanon richie goes uwu and cosplays hatsune miku and i want that richie and max to kiss but they arent real and once frankenruth releases everything will explode :(
Me too :((((
The thing with Richie is that he is criminally mischaracterised but instead of a chunk of his character being removed, making him less compelling and interesting, a chunk is removed to make him more compelling. And that's because the romance story most fanworks with Michie use kind of don't work if Richie is characterised correctly, and by that, I mean acts like a creepy jerk. I adore Richie with all my heart, but oh lord would I hate him in real life.
I can throw all my headcanons and theories to excuse his behaviour that I like, but straight up, he's not a 'good' person. One of the Lang's (I forget which) once said that Richie and the nerds (or at least Richie and Pete) were never really friends and they just hung out together so they had safety in numbers, and you can absolutely see that in Richie's characterisation. He's a dick, he insults Pete literally whenever he sees an opportunity, he immediately turns on Ruth because she made a star wars analogy and he perceives his own interests as inherently superior, and then crumbles at the sight of Max. He's aware of his social standing, yes, but he's also a spineless coward.
But, that's not actually a compelling character to write about, especially when much of fanon Michie is built on woobifying him and generating sympathy. It's hard to do that when he's objectively a jerk. The only sympathy garnering thing he ever really did in the musical was die. Max has his off hand line about his dad that lets the fandom theorise about why he acts the way he does, but Richie's just a jerk because he is one.
I fear Frankenruth for similar reasons you do, that it will fracture the carefully crafted ignorance that holds itself in the fanon Richie. But then again, if they appeal to fanon it would feel disingenuous and I really hope they don't, even if the illusion does break and Michie kind of falls apart as a ship
I'm going to combust if I think about them any more
#richie lipschitz#max jagerman#michie#michie npmd#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid npmd#team starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd
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Every time someone draws Richie without his dumbass shorts and ugly greasy hair an Angel explodes /j 😔
You can’t just get rid of his t-boy swag like that
#Real#Give him his stinky t-boy swag#Make him take half as many showers#People take away his freak too much :(
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queer people dont come out anymore they just say "[npmd character] is my dream role"
#This is actually so true icl#Me with Richie#Or pete actually but there is NO way I could sing cool as I think i am properly
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“You can’t make me forget you… i couldn’t forget you, even if i tried”
AAUWGRH THEY MAKE ME SO ILL I LOVE THEM WAY TOO MUCH IVE BEEN MEANING TO DRAW THEM FOR SO LONG
i was sobbing the first time i watched killer track, it instantly became my favourite nightmare time and will be forever AUGHHH
they make me so ill i miss them so much i need more content of them like yesterday
STARKIDDD, GIVE ME MORE HALLOWEANE CONTENT, AND MY LIFE, IS YOURS
#MY BABIESSSSS#i love them so much :((#killer track had me weeping ngl#i love halloweane sm#miss holloway#duke keane#team starkid#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#nightmare time
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#stephanie lauter#max jagerman#max jägerman#starkid#starkid npmd#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#nerdy prudes must die#team starkid#npmd#incorrect hatchetfield#incorrect nerdy prudes must die#pasqualli's might be misspelled i don't remember if it's one or two L's
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Hello there

yeah uhm idk I've been missing for a hot minute trying to finish up this holyweeb post so here are some sketches I've been doing before I post such aforementioned art!!




hehe these dweebs make me go all silly

I'd like to think that steph has atleast one tattoo SOMEWHERE on her body (in this case her thigh) that she got in secret, somewhere on her shoulders or another portion of her body that's covered by her jeans or her crop tops I think out of all of them the most accurate one is ruth since laura's features are very nice and simple
#Someone needs to kill Richie I think#He's literally me but he also needs to be slimed out to the highest degree#Get this man off of Genshin Impact and into the shredder#Or a job tbf either would be good for him
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#Michie in a nutshell lmao#max jägerman#max jagerman#starkid#starkid npmd#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#nerdy prudes must die#team starkid#npmd#incorrect hatchetfield#incorrect nerdy prudes must die
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More text posts except they’re directly from my dash
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