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Today I was cursed to have a dream about Supernatural (leviathans specifically). Man. I used to love that show, it literally helped me to stop being homophobic* 🚬 🚬🚬

* I was not homophobic when I first learned about queer people, then my parents convinced me it was super wrong and immoral, then I started watching SNP and shipped Dean/Cas so hard it cured my prejudice. Many such cases I’m sure.

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SUGGESTIVE, I guess. Nothing too bad, just some skimpy clothes <3

I don’t want tumblr to ban me. You can find the full version down there 👇🏼

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Sometimes I boil my pasta in tea instead of water (don’t tell Italians) (or do)

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Oh boy. I have recently found out that the girl we were friends* with in school and stopped talking in 2020 (she became even meaner and bitterer), is now a YouTuber/streamer who does trash content (like pretending to be a young teen and “““exposing””” predators, but really it’s just trolling and gross out humor) and I was veeeery conflicted. Like. It’s absolute garbage. But at least she is doing something with her life instead of rotting like I do. The fuck I have going on in my life?

*she wasn’t ever a good and nice friend but at least she was there and she was fun

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

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My nails are inspired by Bagman episode because I’ve got that Saultism in me

I know in my heart Jimmy would also do crazy flashy fun manicure/pedicure

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Only if it’s about drag queens queening it out.

Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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I have McWexler kissing softly in bed. Being there to witness it would have cured me for sure.

But. Oh no

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In my Better Call Saul collection I also have figurines…

Also, I don’t know much about the cat girl, but I really liked the design, lmao

The green suit one is from https://t.me/cartonic_crtnc

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Cried myself into waking up because I’ve dreamt of a great children’s book, but it will forever trapped within my brain and never put to paper

I’m actually quite pathetic

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!!!!!! My favorite monster type <3

hey, which horror subgenre are you?

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Retook it because it got updated and got this…

take my mermaid quiz boy

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take my mermaid quiz boy

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I am finally showing off my Better Call Saul (with a sprinkle of BrBad and a secret scammy friend) ita bag!!

You can now see the famous catboy Jimmy that made me finally watch BCS

I’ll slowly start posting my other merch, and you should give the artists a follow if you can

Creds ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Big Saul on the phone - https://t.me/cartonic_crtnc

McWexler heart, Jesse heart and Catboy Jimmy/Saul - https://t.me/asyath_tg

Square McWexler - https://t.me/he11en_art

Gus, Saul, Saul on TV - https://t.me/sasagichh

I can’t find Reigen artist :(((

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Exactly one year ago I’ve started watching BCS, because of the memes, pathetic wet kitten wife vibes from the protagonist and a cute key charm we bought at the art market with catboy Jimmy/Saul (I’ll post it later). I decided that I will like him anyway, so the purchase would be worth it.

BOY, WAS IT!!

I can easily say that it is my favorite real people TV show (the honor of being my favorite cartoon show goes to Phineas and Ferb. IM HYPED FOR THE NEW SEASON WOOOOH!!). I wanted to rewatch it immediately but had to hold back. I’ve spent a lot of money on my merch, I’ve forced my parents to watch it, I’ve cried because of it and told my therapist about it, I’ve started talking to Charlie, hey <3

God, it made me feel at home. It made me invested into the h*tero relationships!!!! Fucking wow.

In honor of this glorious day, I will be rewatching BCS staring today <3

Look, my first ever post from the first viewing ^^^

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Yeah, her rudeness was probably evaluated by my bisexualy pained hair. Totally a hate crime!

You are so smart, mister Goodman!! 💋

Dear Saul Goodman, I need your help.

Last month I bought a membership to the pool but got sick and had to skip 4 visits. On the phone they told me that I can get my sick days back 100% if I bring an official document from my doctor. Then, I had to go away for work related stuff and missed another 6 visits. But I got every conformation document, from doctor and from my boss, all signed and verified!!

I just got back and they told me to fuck off. They apparently don’t do refunds and it’s my problem that I was out of town. They have no idea why they told me I can get my money back, and the lady was super rude and entitled while telling me off and staring at me with disdain.

Can you pretty please sue the fuck out of them and possibly even make them accept me for free now?

Sincerely, your huge fan <3 <3 <3

Absolutely, that's what I'm here for! I'll make them pay you and give you that time back, if they said they would do that then I'll make damn sure they do it!

And if you're queer, then you came at just the right time because this pride month I'm gonna be doing a special on discrimination lawsuits, even if it wasn't discrimination- Anything is a hate crime if you frame it the right way! 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈

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There are four Saul Goodmans behind my couch

Each time I walk into the room and see them, I start to laugh

Thank you, four Saul Goodmans <3

My little army