artemissoftstepper

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cut my arm because it feels so much better than on our legs so i’m probably going to get caught again

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the emotional catharsis of crying does not outweigh the fucking headache afterwards

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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

Fishies to make it all hurt less

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your maid fucking bit me. look at me. i know you told her to do that. she wouldn't do that if you didn't tell her. it was calculated and businesslike

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genuine question why do drinks taste better thru a straw

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y’all ever see poor of a character and wonder if the artist even looked at the character

hair and eyes are wrong, ass and boobs might be the right size but the rest of their body is much smaller like they’re trying to make them skinner but it’s just uncanny because they don’t consider how ass and boob size related to the size of the rest of their chest and legs so it looks really uncanny and also why the s their spine doing that and also WHERE ARE THEIR FUCKING ORGANS???? and also they’re really small compared to the guy but they’re canonically 5’8” so they guy must be like 6’2” at least and also i cannot stress enough how much women’s designs already make them needlessly skinny to the point of probably squishing organs the only way shes as skinny as youre drawing her is of shes had massive surgery to remove and rearrange her organs

basically what i’m saying is don’t tag your shitty porn as a character if shes barely recognizable as herself anymore

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i don't understand patriotism. like what are you proud of? that wasn't even you. you just live here.

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god i want shawarma or fried chicken

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god i’m a coward these cuts are so fucking shallow

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this is my best post actually very silly girl of me

this stupid fucking idea has been in my head all day

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my attempt to make sexual pokemon generation names because of BD/SP has been thwarted by the fact so many of them start with fucking S

Silver, Sapphire, Sun, Sword, Shield and Scarlet

6 S names in 9 generations for fucks sake

that’s a over a quarter of the mainline games!

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ermmm hot is actually an acronym for hordes of transgenders

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i think any time a politician so much as suggests creating a national public registry of a minority group they should lose their job immediately, and then be shot

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朝のキス by Qiandai以宇 [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

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“awawawawa” - your average she/her user

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The Princess has taken on a Death Knight as a retainer, which is exciting.

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just fyi you shouldn't emulate the problematic behavior depicted in fiction. just because something looks okay in a story doesn't make it okay in real life. this is about talking to your ex. do not text your ex. that's the devil speaking. you're not in a romcom. you're not in a fluffy fanfiction. it won't work out. don't do it.