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top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!��

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(Making small talk) yeah I’ve been having some new and intriguing stomach issues lately

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Incredibly accurate baby lesbian meets hot scary milf freak out

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Endocrinologist voice: Your estrogen and testosterone numbers are looking good, but your Tony Hawk's Pro Skater scores are still lower than I'd like.

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a gun is about to get topped alright

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just found out the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where he's MPregged by Danny Devito with Emma Thompson's baby came out the year I was born, this movie is 30 years old, pregnant Arnold Scwarzenegger throwing a man across the room while saying 'my body my choice' happened 30 years ago

edit: video evidence, shout out to Evasive for dredging this film from the depths of my memory

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THE MASSIVE PAUSE AND FACE JOURNEY OH MY GOD

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Love watching movies with people who are autistic about different things than I am. Last week a friend and I were watching Twisters, and he said, those are going to turn out to be good guys. And I said, how do you know? And he said, because their truck brands are owned by the same equity company as the main character's.

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I think it's established these two are exes at the beginning of the movie. So here's Jake not caring at all right after Rooster crash lands on the carrier

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Seeing a lot of new people show up in my notes with like "proship dni" or whatever so RENT LOWERING GUNSHOT: IM AN ADULT WHO DOES NOT CARE IF PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMATIC SHIPS, IM OLD AND BELIEVE TABOO FICTION IS SAFE AND HEALTHY, IM AN OLD MAN WHO THINKS IT'S FINE TO HAVE SHIPS THAT WOULD BE BAD IN REAL LIFE, I BELIEVE IN TABOO KINKS AS HEALING PLACES, I DO NOT DO SHIP DISCOURSE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO WRITE ABOUT BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO GOOD PEOPLE WITHOUT CONDEMNING IT IN THE NARRATIVE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO GET OFF TO MAKE BELIEVE BAD THINGS!!! THANKS

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Stoopid stuff based on a meme I saw on Pinterest I wanted to draw!!

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I was planning on abandoning that one but @srs-bean said it's gotta be finished, so here we go :3

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my favorite white collar bit is neal saying "I know a guy" and every single time it is mozzie. neal you could just call mozzie. no one forgot about that man

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Pink-spotted Fruit Dove (Ptilinopus perlatus), family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, found in New Guinea

photos: Irawan Subingar, Ekhardt Lietzow, Dubi Shapiro