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Hi

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I just found this and it is hilarious lmao

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This blog is literally so dead lmao

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UGH I KEEP GOING ON THE FUCKING WRONG BLOG

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Holy fuck people we just got a follow on this dead blog yeet

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Houses as Annoying Things

Slytherin: Stubbing your toe, getting something stuck in your eye, randomly getting a cramp in your neck, getting grass stains on our new jeans, getting a sliver, a run in your stockings, when a ring gets stuck on your finger, people with bad breath talking too close.

Ravenclaw: Papercuts, an annoying noise when you’re trying to sleep, bad hair days, someone tapping on their desk during a test, being left on “read”, somebody who keeps making typos while texting you, “OMIGOD you’re such a cute lil nerd!! But don’t do that nerdy thing it’s not cool”.

Hufflepuff: When a photo won’t load on your phone, stepping in water with socks on, cutting your tongue while trying to seal a letter, double-booking yourself and having to cancel plans, opening our phone in the night to full brightness, paint that won’t come out of your hair.

Gryffindor: Spilling a hot drink on your lap, burning your hand while cooking, ripping a new shirt the day you got it, people chewing too loud, construction work outside your house drilling, biting the inside of your cheek by accident, when your coffee is WAY hotter than expected.

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The houses as people I know

Gryffindor

Cry a lot

Feminist AF 

Like animals a lot

Popular but for good reasons

Super funny like be prepared

Loyal to a huge fault

Like surrounding themselves with good friends

Know all the best hangout spots

Wanna go to the moooooovies~

Caffeine

Care a lot

Theatre nerds

Actually five years old

Hufflepuff

Enjoy being outside

Still have their childhood stuffed animals

Wear overalls

Will punch you, then cry about it

Rly gay

Don’t care about being “cool”

But have a lot of friends anyways

Don’t just “hang”, they always have an activity planned

Act edgy

But are marshmallows

Huge dorks

Get crushes every five seconds

Sing all the time

Ravenclaw

Massive fangirls

Hate criticism but take it to heart

Like nature

Adopt Hufflepuffs

Funky socks headquarters

Have really random interests, like moths or greek vases

Like school. A lot. Sometimes.

Need a lot of hugs. Especially you, Natasha.

Likely to dye their hair

Speak in movie quotes

Love Shakespeare

Slytherin

Passionate AF

Cool as a cucumber

Snarky

Cheesy little fucks

Secret guilty pleasure rom-coms

marry me

Intense eye contact

Sigh a lot

Good at texting

Artsy fartsy

Neeeeeeeeerd

Soft spot for Ravenclaw

Wear crocs

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Ravenclaw Ask Game

Gryffindor | Slytherin | Hufflepuff

1. Do you have a passion project? What is it?

2. How many languages can you speak? 

3. What was the last book you read?

4. Where in the world would you most like to visit?

5. Top 5 fictional characters?

6. Something you miss from your childhood?

7. What skill do you wish you had?

8. Tell us an interesting fact

9. What was your favourite subject in school?

10. Favourite planet?

11. Which historical figure fascinates you and why?

12. Favourite mythical creature?

13. Do you believe in any conspiracy theories?

14. What is your favourite word?

15. Do you have any obsessions right now?

16. Do you play any instruments?

17. What’s your worst habit?

18. Do you have a collection of anything?

19. What’s your biggest ‘what if’?

20. What is your favourite fairy tale?

21. Have you ever dyed your hair? Is there a colour you’d like to dye it?

22. If you could learn one language overnight, which would you choose?

23. What’s the most useless thing you know how to do?

24. What’s the most important change that should be made to your country’s education system?

25. Most ravenclaw thing you’ve ever done?

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Harry Potter Themed Asks

Which Hogwarts house are you? 

Who is your favourite professor at Hogwarts?

Would you have an owl, cat, or toad?

Favourite character and why?

Pro or anti Marauders? 

Avada Kedavra, Crucio, or Imperio?

Favourite book and why?

Who do you think was the best father figure towards Harry?

Favourite movie and why?

Which character do you relate to most, and why?

Who was the most evil character?

Thoughts on Severus Snape?

Who was the bravest character in Harry Potter and why?

Best subject at Hogwarts?

Worst subject at Hogwarts?

Who would be your enemy or enemies at Hogwarts?

Who would be your best friend at Hogwarts?

If available, would you use a love potion on someone?

Favourite Weasley?

Favourite Death Eater?

What would your boggart be?

What is your patronus? 

Fuck, marry, kill *Insert 3 characters*

How do you feel about Cursed Child?

How do you feel about Fantastic Beasts?

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Ok so, uh, this question’s for Ravenclaw. What kind of pasta do you like?

Fettucine or penne with creamy white sauce

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url edits: @slytherinbloodwhore

“Or perhaps in Slytherin, You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means, To achieve their ends.”

want one?

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Cancelled

Slytherin: oh my god I think I’m having a moment of self-realization

Ravenclaw: well let’s not do that

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SLYTHERIN: “There are men who are wolves inside, and want to eat up other people to fill their bellies. That is what was in your house with you, all your life. But here you are with your brothers, and you are not eaten up, and there is not a wolf inside you. You have fed each other, and you kept the wolf away. That is all we can do for each other in the world, to keep the wolf away.” –Naomi Novik (Rakhel: Spinning Silver)

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SLYTHERIN: “If you are silent about your pain, they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it.” –Zora Neale Hurston (Their Eyes Were Watching God)

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Well o ho ho

do you think Severus is the jealous type? how do you think he would react if he saw someone flirting with his significant other? or if he got the vibes that someone likes his partner? ps; i love your blog and hope you are having a lovely day/night <3

He is a jealous person. I think he was jealous of Lily’s other friends, he was jealous of Dumbledore’s relationship with Harry and Remus. I don’t know how he’d act romantically but he is the type of silently stew on it and then bring it up when they are alone if he feels his reaction was valid

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“It may have escaped your notice, but life isn’t fair”

                                                                             -Severus Snape