ask-idv-envoy

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Which came first, the egg or the chicken?

"The chicken?"

"Neither."

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If i lose the game will you kill me PLEASEEEE 🥺🥺🥺

"Well, that is what typically happen to losers, yes? A temporary trip to see what’s behind the lightless border before you return once again."

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Dying by your hands would be the best thing to happen to me ma'am

"Oh? Is that so? I see! But don’t think you think you’d have more use to me alive than dead, hm?~"

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What do you get out of doing all of this, Envoy?

"Entertainment, dear."

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i-is envoy a single mother? 😳 (<- with malicious intents)

"I am, yes."

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“ A minute passing only doesn’t seem quite right.. not that any of this is to begin with. I don’t even think I’ve seen a full hour on it. “

A pause.

“ … I know my wish as well as the script (wouldn’t I?). I only want to see through that your words are the truth. “

- orfeo anon (ooc note leave eurydice ALONE. /lh)

Envoy smiled at the novelist, far from friendly, but a smile nonetheless.

"I certainly would hope by now you would know the script as well as you do your “wish.” Don’t believe your ears or eyes, my dear Orfeo. The truth can only be revealed by the one who refuses to fall into the depths of the lightless border. I’m sure you understand, yes?"

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Poor Eurydice, constantly getting sent to hell :[

Can't someone else take her spot?

"Unfortunately, for both you and Orfeo, I’m afraid that simply isn’t how the play works."

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Yima, what do you think about Yidhra?

"What I think about Miss Envoy? I don’t have much of an opinion on her. She’s.. sort of my mother and uh.. treats me well, all things considered. She’s always doing this weird thing where she takes her hand and rubs my head with it. I don’t know why but.. it feels nice."

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Hey you wouldn’t— you wouldn’t hurt a certain Eurydice, would you?

"Little Eurydice? My friend, you have to understand. This play cannot start without it’s opening act. The death of the girl is a necessity, she knows her role. As for once the game begins, her fate lies within the hands of our dear Orfeo."

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HEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE (<- me omw to lose the game cause i suck at games)

"Fret not, my friend. If you behave, I'll be much more willing to give second chances."

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How did you end up with all of these people in your play in the first place

"It was simple, really. Some are quite willing to do anything to live out their ideal lives. I offered such in exchange for taking part in my play. Win my game, and they can continue on with their sweet dreams for as long as they wish."

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just made my choice and i want to wake up at your side mama (for yidhra again)

"My, my? What a choice! You’re the first who has ever asked for me as their wish. Very well then. If you are to win my game, you’ll be granted the reward of waking up at my side forevermore.

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“… Do these clocks even work properly? Everytime— I awake, only a minute has passed and I’m late yet again. I don’t even have a novel to work on that keeps me up at the night.. only ‘this’. If I won this game, would it end as well?”

- orfeo anon!

"Of course the clocks work properly. What sort of hostess would I be, if I couldn’t even provide functioning clocks?"

"Oh, my dear Orfeo, have you forgotten what I’ve told you? I’ll fulfill your wish, if you win this game. How this all ends is up to you."

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(( would you call CPS if you were my therapist and I was venting to you ))

"My friend, whatever you express between us simply stays with us. I wouldn’t call CPS, unless that’s what you wish, hm?"

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how does it feel being the manor’s sole licensed therapist ❤️

"Aha~ If that’s the role I am to play; it feels great, dear."

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WOWIE MAMA ARE YOU SINGLE 🤯 (for Yidhra ofc)

"Oh? What an interesting first question. I suppose I am single, yes. Ah, but for you to ask me such a question. Are you perhaps interested?~"

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(Tae, my dear friend, you should have already expected that.)

[ I should have. I really should’ve- But I wanted to give you guys the benefit of the doubt 😔 ]