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I'm not ignoring your asks, things have just been "a lot" lately. I'm going through some financial stuff, trying to find a job one that doesn't make me want to rip my face off, but my car is currently broken, and a lot of other personal things I'm not going to get into. I don't normally promote my Ko-fi, but if you can contribute anything it would be very much appreciated. I know everyone is exhausted and broke, so I want to say only donate if you can. And if you have any suggestions for remote jobs, that will be helpful too!

Anyway here's my Ko-fi and I'll try to get more active soon.

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Would you sleep with Velvette if she weren't a demon?

Uh...no I absolrbeusgskve-ssshhhhh

Shshshsh...

Oh don't think about it too hard, bird brain. You don't have the talons to handle me anyway. Besides, one of your sisters already gave me head. Now, fuck off, warhawk. -📱( @yagirlvelvette )

...-🗡️

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Is aurora borealis visible in heaven?

Yes! And actually it's even more vivid here.-🗡️

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Hi miss Lute, I was just wondering, what kind of books do you like to read and what kind of movies do you like to watch?

I read a lot of war strategy, language, and autobiography books. Occasionally I like surrealist science fiction.

As for movies, I tend to enjoy science fiction or paranormal horror. The things humans come up with to "talk" to the dead are so funny.-🗡️

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Which location in the human world would you prefer to visit for a weekend getaway?

There's so many, but my top 5 would be

1. Seattle, Washington or British Columbia in general.

2. East Tennessee

3. Sapporo, Japan

4. Beijing, China

5. Paris, France

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Did you see historical events of earth

The last roughly 9000 years of them, yes.-🗡️

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”then what ever could you mean?”

maaaan why I always gotta be the brave anon 😖 you really gonna make me say it huh? fine!

where is the most unusual place where you and Sadie have had sex?

That's for us to know and you to stop asking about.-🗡️

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iirc you’re French right? so tell us, what is the true pronunciation of croissant

Technically no, I was born well before France existed, I just happen to thoroughly enjoy the culture and language. As for croissant... "Kwa sahn" is close to the French pronunciation.-🗡️

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Today is Memorial Day in America on earth, one of many holidays celebrating America’s military. Are there such holidays that celebrate the military in heaven? If so, as an army member, what do you get? Time off or a bonus or free stuff or something?

We do have events and such, but they're not really planned for specific days. We have military banquets four times a year and a military ball twice a year. As for what we get, the Seraphim just present us with food and occasionally medals depending on our service. - 🗡️

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Happy anniversary you two! Hope you didn’t break the bed at where ever you’re staying like you broke Sadie’s hehehe

...Thank you...-🗡️

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happy belated anniversary and congrats lute and Sadie I hope you enjoy your vacation !

Thank you! It's been...very nice.-🗡️

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Happy anniversary to you two! ❤️

Thank you, Dread!-🗡️

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didn’t you do a rap once?

Maybe.-🗡️

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who do you think would win a fight Vaggie or Sadie?

Uhhh... I'm not... I mean... I don't think...

No comment!-🗡️

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Are you and Sadie registered anywhere for your bridal shower? I’d love to get you two a little something!

Not yet, but thank you for asking, I'm sure we'll let everyone know when things start moving.-🗡️

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I return with a gift that I hope you will like this time. It’s a kit to make a Peyton trap for extermination day!

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Pfft...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!-🗡️

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Can you do any cool flying tricks?

Sure! Tons. I've been flying for over 8000 years, I've learned all kinds of things.-🗡️