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:)

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Pleeaaase it's so cuuuute🥺🥺 come on jim!

I'm not answering that question. Better luck somewhere else. {Jim crosses his arms.}

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(out of character) you are a switch that acts like a top but mainly bottoms no i dont take questions on this. *drops mic and leaves*

{ OOC: you got it }

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Is Chester the big spoon or little spoon?

...I don't have to answer that, do I?

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You look like you just got outta college. Do you steal to pay off your student loan?

I actually had to drop out of college- but I do steal to pay that debt. And the bills. 

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You know, when I think of a theif, I think of someone you'd see in prison. A mean, nasty looking person. You don't really give off "I commit crimes" vibes. You don't look like a thief. You look like a twink.

Sometimes you have to steal to survive, alright? It's not like we do it for fun. 

...But if you're saying I can't defend myself- don't test me, alright? {Jim flashes the tazer with a warning glare.}

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Are you ginger or dirty blonde? I just wanna know if you have a soul or not

Lightish brown? I'm not a redhead, if that helps.

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Say that again and I'm mentally disowning you.

So palm trees are a type of grass apparently

nO. That's not okay.

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Disappearing so long. But.. I'm here now, and- and we're going to be okay. and im gonna marry you but that's a secret

{He presses a kiss to Chester's forehead.}

CHESTER! CHESTER ARE YOU OKAY DID THEY HURT YOU

{Jim slams the door open, a kevlar vest stuffed over his jacket and a tazer in his hand.} You're okay, r-right? Please, just tell me you're okay-

[He flinched, shaking slightly at Jim's random entrance.]

",,J-james...!!! A-ah im okay!!!"

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So palm trees are a type of grass apparently

nO. That's not okay.

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dost thou have... a colored reference of jimmy boy, mayhaps?

(OOC: this is pretty much the only color ref i have lol. plan to make more l8r tho

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what color are your eyes

Dark blue.

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Good. That's.. ugh, I'm so sorry- {Jim walks up and hugs Chester.}

CHESTER! CHESTER ARE YOU OKAY DID THEY HURT YOU

{Jim slams the door open, a kevlar vest stuffed over his jacket and a tazer in his hand.} You're okay, r-right? Please, just tell me you're okay-

[He flinched, shaking slightly at Jim's random entrance.]

",,J-james...!!! A-ah im okay!!!"

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OOC; Serious post. WOW!!! DID NOT THINK I’D HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN!

So. I’m encouraging as many RPers as possible to ignore interacting with and block golly\\gee-m\\r-uni\\verse, the crossover Spinel blog. (Slashes there so they wont get pinged by it)

They are overtly rude towards blog mods behind the RPs and I have multiple screenshot accounts of this of DMs with them speaking to me via my @ask-updyke blog and using excuses when I call them on rude behaviour. They also acted this way(BUT MUCH MUCH FUCKING WORSE) to a friend of mine.

Screenshots and some Feral Cosmos Commentary under the cut.

TLDR; The mod of this blog is ableist and incredibly rude and creepy.

Keep reading

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You found out about what's happening, didn't you

Yes. And I'm ready.

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Hey uh there is a shooting event going on now but i just joined in anyway. *Gets shotgun and he go PEW PEW*

I know. {Jim's wearing kevlar. :)}

{He snatches out his tazer and zappos the anon in the groin, he is NOT having it, ABSOLUTELY NOT.}

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Friendly reminder that somewhere in the world, there's a 8'11 bomb man who's being chased by multiple people and has to deal with our sorry asses <3

who

...Wait.

..

...Not again-

{Jim runs off.}