AU askblog for Dasher from LKS!Oh deer! Dasher seems to be suffering from a fawn-spot of vampirism, and it's up to you and your elk to find out why!
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… I always forget that an Oxford professor of medieval French (whom I’ve never even met) follows me on Twitter and sees shit like this:
#every time I remember helen swift follows me I get a ton of emotional whiplash#cus she’s like THE medieval French person#but on the other hand she occasionally replies to me about Taylor Swift and Scottish football pundits#so she’s not ALWAYS terrifying#(yes I’m only putting this on tumblr because she can’t find me here)
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Tieflings are capable of having grey skin, orange eyes, black hair and horns of a colour that’s not specified but definitely includes orange. What you do with this infomation is up to you.
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How did you become a vampire?
Well, when we were running away from that nasty Mr Muffin after the final scene big fight with those strange Welsh humans, I saw a couple of cool red lights in the distance. I thought it might be that demon-thing from YouTube, so I reindeer-stepped over, and that’s the last thing I remember!
Is there any way to sleigh you?
Why would anyone want me dead? They’d miss out on all my great puns! But no, I’m doe-tally immortal! It’s great! Not even a steak through my hart would do it! Oh look, a steak pun! They’re a rare medium well done!
Does that mean you’re not scared of pointy things any more?
AHHHHHHHH! No way Doe-se! I’m still aichimophobic, but now it’s completely irrational!
Do you have any other vampire reindeer friends? Of course I do! I met this nice cabal called the Crimson Circle, and they showed me how to hunt properly and keep my teeth clean so no-one would find out! I’m thinking of introducing Rudie and Blitz to them at some point! ^_^
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Are Rudolph and Blitzen also vampires?
Hmmm… Now I’m wondering if Rudie’s nose is so red cus of all the yummy blood inside…I doe-n’t think so? I’m pretty sure only I look vampir-ish, and that’s cus I’m a vampire reindeer, not a regular reindeer.
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Oh! You wanna know why my teeth are so a-doe-rably pointy? We were running away from that mean Mr Muffin, and I got lost from Reindeer Santa and the others in the woods! I stag-gered around for ages, looking for the exit, and the next thing I remember, I woke up hungry for blood! Hopefully there’s still an elf or two left to feast on!
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