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What awful-minded individuals! Have they no respect for themselves?

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// OOOMG Y U DO DIS SWOOON

“…Preps these days. And I’ll have you know, I am not ‘all robot-like’! I am a high-quality assassination machine!”

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And Yi proceeds to stomp away, all upset and whatnot. HE’S OFFENDED. 

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Memory Meme

Past experiences help shape who we are currently, how we see the world. Send in a symbol and I’ll write a drabble of one of my muse’s memories. 

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❥ - a childhood memory

♣ - a fading memory

✂ - a vivid memory

✖ - a repressed memory

✈ - an eye-opening memory

✤ - a memory that involves romance/love

☤ - a memory of death/loss

✍ - a memory of their mother

☽ - a memory of their father

♘ - a memory of their sibling(s)

✌ - a memory of a relative

↕ - a memory that may or may not have happened

♚ - a memory of something paranormal

✓ - a sexual memory

♬ - a friend/best friend memory

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“...Preps these days. And I’ll have you know, I am not ‘all robot-like’! I am a high-quality assassination machine!”

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And Yi proceeds to stomp away, all upset and whatnot. HE’S OFFENDED. 

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“Oh my, young ones. There are but two words I have for you! 

Sated Devourer.”

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//And then I realize how many questions I really received during my absence... I’m so surprised that I had that many fans ; ___; and they’re all probably gone now I AM SO SORRY GUYS going through reading them PEOPLE GOING LIKE WE MISS YOU WHERE ARE YOU omg why

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“Fortunately for us both...”

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“Yes, yes... In my absence, I have gotten a little bit of, ah, a makover, if you will. Despite this, I am still present and anxious to answer any questions you may have!”

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"So..."

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It's great to see you again! The Wuju Temple is most dull without your presence. I am very happy to see you are still around. How are you my dear friend?

But unfortunately I have been neglecting their questions and "welcome backs" and I feel so horrible. I always sit here and complain about how I don't have any questions to answer, and then as I go back into my inbox to reminisce, I see how many unanswered questions I had from Horizonwalker and thought to myself how horrible it was for me to ignore all of them. I'm so sorry for doing it, and I just feel like I owe something, more of an apology.

I know it sounds creepy but it really does feel like Horizonwalker is a second love haha :) I love seeing questions from them and I can't forgive myself enough for not answering a single one of them! I might have done one, but there was like five, or six, or maybe even more than that...

And then I saw this when I came back (again). I just felt so terrible! How could I have neglected this person!? I'm just so horrible! I'm so sorry, Horizonwalker, I really am! I hope I can make it up to you in some way. I really, really feel so bad. There's so much more I want to say/rant about but I can't even remember what I was thinking while I was drawing this. I just kept thinking about how bad of a person I was and how great of a follower/friend Horizonwalker has been to me.

Thank you so much for being there.

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Yes, yes. Perhaps even bypassing tourists may take interest in the Art of Wuju, wouldn't you agree, Madame Scylliss?

lmao reuploading this from a year ago because I must’ve cleaned out the files from the original. Still the best thing to see in your town.

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W-Why must she always look so evilly adorable? I have a feeling she is up to no good! Rotten Noxians!

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What awful-minded individuals! Have they no respect for themselves?

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Hey Master Yi, it's been a while. Haven't heard much from you, so I just decided to send you a letter. Happy New Years! I hope I get to hear from you more with this new year coming ahead of us... and maybe you'd stop isolating yourself inside of the Wuju Temple. It's not healthy, you know.

I don't really have anything else to say... just don't kill me. I swear I'm still on Ionia's side. Wink wink!

Here's a new year's resolution for you: Get out and start talking to us more! Answer more of our questions. We demand to know what's going on with the Master, haha. Again, Happy New Years and have a great rest of the night! 

~ Veperine

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Ahhh... Master is exhausted. But perhaps the back-stabbing red flippy magic girl is correct. Keeping quiet is only going to drive me insane and senile!

It's time to come back out.

Happy New Years, everyone! Except you rotten Noxians.

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