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hello! wanted to come into your inbox since seeing your smosh agere headcanons for ian- did you see the newest werewolf video where he literally plays a baby??? i immediately thought of you. regressor allegations aren't going anywhere bud.

THANK YOU FOR THINKING OF ME!! You know I absolutely LOST my mind over that!!! He’s literally canonically a little guy. Half those moments went straight into the comp. Him being Arasha’s little brother?? Dude he is so smol and tiny

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Max Thunderman

Is an Age Regressor!!

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An absolutely wittle fucking guy

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Because people are lowkey picking up attention on me because Smosh fandom is starved for content and I tagged Ian hecox in a post about age regression I figured I’d clarify that I do think age regression is a healthy coping mechanism and works for certain people and even sometimes makes me feel a little better

but that the “involuntary regressor” in my description is referring to the fact that I didn’t make a choice to do it therapeutically I just noticed I was having a lot of trouble with my emotions and feeling weird and fuzzy and struggling to talk and would wake up sucking my thumb for like,,, a year. Then I found regression was a thing so like. thanks :) I hate it.

because the majority of time I don’t choose to regress. I just have a fucking breakdown and it happens and that’s scary (especially when I didn’t know what was happening) but now I try to do it voluntarily a few times a month and I have a weighted stuffie I managed to snag as well as a pacifier and so it’s a little better and since I’m stuck with this being an involuntary coping mechanism until I can work to get it under wraps and have it stop happening I’m trying to like,,, engage with the community and stuff.

Little fics are good, found family type stuff that makes me feel the warm fuzzies. And I like some posts. I mean if you scroll through my blog you’ll see a few posts that I reblogged because I like agree or am one of the things but as in doing it I’m like why the hell did I make a side blog for this. Was it perhaps only to post my little Ian Hecox propaganda? (No the answer is no, but I did make that post like a week after I made the side blog and no one reblogged so I just remade it recently and that seemed to work)

not putting any tags because these are MY thoughts for ME which is why I’m posting them on a PUBLIC social media account

Idk I overshare a lot on this blog because it feels like a safer diary to kinda catalogue my feelings and stuff about age regression with an added bonus of forced engagement in the community so I feel less ashamed with another added bonus of getting to talk to other people in an anonymous way.

Safer cuz it's an online account behind a fake email as a locked sideblog for my already super anonymous tumblr account (little bit regret I made it a sideblog cuz sometimes I nearly accidentally reblog stuff from here lol or reblog agere stuff on my main blog and since I have irl friends that would be bad.) which feels way more secure than keeping something physical or even just keeping something on my phone or computer because this way I can access it everywhere but no one can get in unless it's me with the password and no one can link this account to me or know it's me. So. Safeish. feeling at least.

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mature for your age to age regressor pipeline

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Say “healing your inner child” and no one bats an eye say “age regression” and society goes wild…SOCIETY

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i cannot walk through a store without checking out the kids/baby section

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I have no idea, it was the older smosh games set with the red couch and red shelves and Courtney had long blonde hair but I don't remember what game or video they were doing. I don't think that's super helpful but I hope it helps narrow the time frame

It actually does a ton! I know the set you’re talking about so that narrows down the years it occurred between and with some time I can probably actually find the clip! When I realized it wouldn’t be a like 20 minute search and just find it easy type deal I figured I’d answer this ask to let you know that yes it was useful. If you have any more info like if anyone else was in that video to your memory or even vague impressions of clothes that would also be very useful <3 but I’m semi confident I can do it without since I’ve had a good couple of years of practice doing this kind of thing for gtlive clips where at this point I can find the origin for basically any clip within half an hour. I’m less practiced with Smosh since the specific era the clip is from is when I was consuming the least Smosh content since I found it very hit or miss at the time but I’ll do my best!

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You're still doing okay as a regressor if you... 🐥 🧡

💫 · are usually upset or in a negative situation when you regress

🧃 · don't know what age you regress to

🥞 · act mainly as a caregiver but still regress

💫 · have done things you regret when regressed

🧃 · cannot control your regression

🥞 · are mainly a regressor but are also a caregiver

💫 · feel like a burden for being disabled and needing extra or specific care

🧃 · are worried to tell people about your regression

🥞 · can't really tell the difference between when you regress and when you don't

🧃 · are afraid of getting or don't want a caregiver due to trauma

💫 · do things considered "big" or "adult" when regressed

🥞 · are an alter who can't tell if you're a regressor or a syskid / ageslider

🧃 · deal with intrusive and un-childlike thoughts

you are always deserving of comfort, safety, and a happy regression 𓂃⊹

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Ian's so cute!! I love all those clips you shared, I haven't seen the clip of Anthony picking him up before and it was so cute! And baby talk just seems natural on him for some reason, I can't remember which video but there's one where he says "I'm sowwy, I just tiwed and silly" and I remember Courtney and Shayne was in the frame and didn't react to him like it's normal thing

Omg do you remember around what time that was? I will totally dig for it because I don’t know that clip and it sounds awesome.

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omg, new trope discovered!! do you have any age regression fanfic about ianthony? there used to be one on wattpad but the author deleted it 😭🙏

This is the only one I know of 😭

This is everyone’s sign to write more Smosh agere!!!

If anyone’s looking for age regression for certain fandoms always remember the age regression/deaging tag on ao3 exists

Also I’m working on writing a Smosh agere fic and will post the link here when I’m done! I don’t even have a single chapter written though 🥲

Maybe the interest from people might kick me into gear and I’ll finally write it instead of staring at a blank word document lol

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I'd love if you could share more smol Ian moments! I've always thought he has little vibes but I've always been too nervous to talk to anyone about it

Omg absolutely. I’m still in the process of collecting clips and editing the comp but it’ll be over ten minutes probably and I’ll post a link to this blog when I’m done. But I can 100% share some stuff I put in. I had like two clips I wanted to answer this ask with but kept getting excited and putting in more. So you’re going to get about the first minute of the comp. The current iterations last 30 seconds. And another random clip.

That first clip is a personal favorite of mine for the way he continues after the bit is done, his tiny little “elmooo” and Damien placating him. Then everyone sighing as he drags Elmo through the water and he continues trying to get the toy back right before it cuts to the next segment of the tntl video. Just everything about it. So little coded. Then of course the constant baby talk and the way Anthony sometimes just treats him like a little kid. So cg and little coded the two of them I swear. And again, real people can’t be coded. But fuck it I’m apparently learning that I’m not one of the only ones to notice this about Ian lol. And the way he acts is just generally very relatable as a regressor.

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your post made it click in my brain why i too have always related to ian LOL i could never find the right piece but there it is

also another smol moment i think also from the “my dead friend” bts video when anthony and ian are snacking on their chips at the end and anthony keeps taking full ones off ian’s plate instead of his own while ian is just lightly nibbling the same chip the whole time😭

Bro honestly Ian has so many moments. I’m writing a fic rn (and by writing a fic I mean I made a very detailed outline two weeks ago and have not written a single chapter) and to go along with it I’m making a comp. Oh my god. So many fucking moments. Here’s one of my personal favorites

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Gonna make a list of characters that are so painfully little coded everything in my brain just goes “baby” whenever I watch them. Plus one caregiver. (And one real dude which feels kinda rude since he’s just like. A guy. Living his life. So you can ignore that one. But I wanted to point it out.)

Lloyd from Lego ninjago. Dude. Canon family trauma + canon forced to end his childhood early. Prime agere material. There are so many good fics of little Lloyd just littling. He’s tiny boi. So baby. So perfect.

Cole from Lego ninjago. He is. So caregiver built. I think it hurts to watch sometimes. So gentle so sweet. Get this man a child or a little or something to care for I swear. He just needs to parent. It’s in his blood and carved into his bones.

Branch from trolls. Ya’ll did you watch movie 3? The family trauma times two. The way he uses a pacifier to lock in. Someone was straight up weaving that into the fabric of his being as a character. He’s not little coded he’s little written. Plus in the show he has a little stuffie named Croco and I love that for him. There’s also some good agere Branch fics, but not enough. I need more. Pwease. He is so smol and so grumpy just everyone write him as the baby boi he deserves to be I beg.

Spider-Man but specifically for ultimate Spider-Man. Ultimate Spider-Mans Spider-Man is so stressed all of the time. He is just a teen. And he’s handling so many unruly teens. And in the later seasons when he’s handling the entirety of shield while being worried about nova. Give the boy a break and let someone take care of him. He’s both little and caregiver coded btw. I adore the fics where everyone calls him daddy longlegs because that is straight up what the last season is. Just him being a father to all these troubled ass powered teenagers while being so troubled himself. But then he’s also so little. He pouts and needs so much love and he’s scared all of the time and he is traumatized and then that one ep where that got turned into those weird chibi things the show tried to convince us were children I want to believe awakened something in him and he is now little sometimes.

Ian Hecox. Listen. I am aware that he is just a dude. Like a real guy. Who cannot be coded because he just exists. But I see. So much of myself in him. It kind of makes a part of my heart hurt that no one like every really seriously criticizes his more childish behavior (even for the bit on a YouTube video) because it makes me feel better about the small ways I slip in public or with my friends sometimes. There’s literally “everyone babying Ian hecox” comps online. His habit of saying scawed or newvous is unironically a blessing and curse since now it’s not weird if I do it but then sometimes I have to pause and be like “is this for the bit or am I slipping right now. Both? Neither?” That one tntl (#91) where they did the blind pairs (btw one of the funniest ones ever in my opinion absolute hall of famer, the fish one, burning the pool, m’lei, all incredible bits. It’s like. The video I show people to try to get them into Smosh.) and Ian puts on overalls and walks out with an Elmo and is like “I’m five” and then after the bit is over he stays in character and when he’s like “elmo…” and damien is like “yeah bud I made sure to miss him with the spit” and then Ian drags the toy through he spit and everyone in the room is just like “aww man” like everyone is truly just like Ian dude you got your stuffed animal wet. Also Anthony being able to fully pick Ian up and carry him multiple ways. If you watch the behind the scenes for the my best friend is dead video Anthony 1. Is pumped to pick Ian up. 2. Does a baby cradle with Ian more than successfully. 3. Says “I got you bud” when Ian gets nervous and Ian goes “ok” in this tiny little voice and instantly relaxes. 4. When Anthony puts Ian down Ian follows him making grabby hands and says “I want uppies”. More little Ian caregiver Anthony fics when. Except not really because again don’t really want to put any of this on real people just doing comedic bits that I happen to feel in my soul a bit too much.

And finally, Max thunderman. I mean. Just watch the show. The pouts. The frequent fake sobbing and sniffling. The fact that he needs a childhood back after Phoebe was put on a pedestal. Someone give me soft thundertwins fic where max is a little and Phoebe is a cargegiver please I need it. And I am. So bad at writing. I would love you forever and ever if you did.

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Haven't watched Black Friday but I do know that Linda is seen as Wiggly's mother (or at least called that by her new-and-exiting-religion-that-she-started) Wiggly why do you as an Eldritch Deity want a mother. Age regressor right there

Real

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This is inspired by a plushie my brother has that I love

Little!Richie having a Psyduck plushie that when he hits it it makes the noises from the anime

He'll just bap it endlessly, giggling the whole time and only slightly driving his CG mad with it

silly fella <3