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Ryuunosuke's Intro/Masterlist!

Hello Hello! My name is Ryuunosuke (Ryuu,Fork,Jinko!). I use he/him pronouns and I am from Germany! I like cats,making New friends,playing Roblox,Honkai,Genshin,Cookie Run Kingdom, and Everskies! I am a minor (15). My birthday is May 26th! :)) My personality type is ENTP! I kin Dazai,Chuuya,Akutagawa,Sigma,Diona,Ei,Venti,and Childe! I am very good at spelling,grammar,and history! My favorite characters from those 4 fandoms are Odasaku(BSD),Fu Hua (HI3),Ayato(GI),and Beel(OB)!

"What Fandoms do you write for?"

Honkai Impact 3rd!

Genshin Impact!

Bungo Stray Dogs!

Obey Me!

"What genre's do you write?"

Fluff

Angst (I'm not good at it lol but I'll try!)

Crossovers!

Smut. (Depends on the payment I recieve.)

"Do you have any payment options?"

I do, actually! I can take robux or royale high halo or mm2 Godlies/ancients! Genshin and Honkai accounts are also accepted ! :) No PayPal or anything else tho,I don't have a bank account (sorry!)

(For business purposes or negotiation, DM me on discord! Ready2Die#2416. Please do not dm me for fun.)

Have a great Friday,Friends!

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liams very late intro and master list ✿♡

♡ : hi im liam!! i am a minor author. i use he/they/she pronouns, but use he and they the most. ♡ : requests are open. i do take payment ((discord nitro + game items)) ♡ : no smut. at all. i'm sorry. ♡ : i can write for the following games/shows ˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ : obey me ╰┈➤ : danganronpa ╰┈➤ : dbd ╰┈➤ : SOME (not all) oc stuff ╰┈➤ : tokyo revengers ╰┈➤ : monster high ╰┈➤ : doki doki ╰┈➤ : original situations ╰┈➤ : and more!!!! IM SO TIRED IDK??? fun facts !! ♡ : my birthday is april 3rd ♡ : im doing junior maths rn! (im ahead) ♡ : i know mainly english, a little bit of german and irish, and some Spanish. i can only carry out small conversations (mainly concerning food and necessities) in Spanish (lol) ♡ : i and ryu are my only editors ♡ : i like drawing ♡ : im selling stickers and charms soon!!!

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(short) Leviathan one shot,,,,,,,

Leviathan is one of the most relatable brothers. From social anxiety to a love of games. More than once you have fallen asleep playing his Switch in his bathtub on his chest.

"Levi?" You call, knocking at his door. His voice is muffled and soft, "Yeah, Normie?" "It's eight." You call. It's your average meet-up-and-play time, and you always have this dialog. "Coming!" He says. You know he is already at the door and how his voice is much louder. You smile as he opens the door and looks into your eyes, quickly looking left and right, and pulling you inside the door. You toss your bag onto the floor that holds your blanket and pillow, even though you don't normally use it, and a couple of switch/pc games. "What are we playing first?" You ask him, sitting on the edge of his bathtub railing, the porcelain cold on your rear end and hands. "What did you bring?" He asks, climbing into the bathtub so you can get in after him. You guys get smooshed a little bit, but Levi finds it the closest he can hold you. He LOVES it when you fall asleep on his chest and he switches to some videos on his DDD so he can fall asleep soon after you. "A couple of things. Some Mario games, Kirby, Animal Crossing, Minecraft, Fall Guys, and Pokemon." You respond, standing to grab the bag. "Animal Crossing first?" He asks, obviously wanting to start off with a decently calm game. "Alright." You say, grabbing it and setting the bag next to the bathtub. You hand him the game and let him put it into the Switch. You take the game he had in it before, Cuphead, and put it in its case. "Should I reorganize your desk tomorrow?" You ask, knowing he had plans to go down to the human world for the latest figurine he wanted. "No, it's pretty clean. Hurry Normie. The loading screen is already done." You nod, yawning, your body knowing that you would fall asleep on his chest already. After the day you had chasing Mammon, you were hella tired. Levi beckons to you with a hand and helps you into the tub. "Do you want your stuff?" He asks, turning his head so you don't see his blushing face. "No... Can I use your blanket?" You ask, even though you know he was already planning on draping it over you. "One sec, Normie." He says, handing you the switch and pulling the blanket down from the side of the tub. He pulls the blanket up and flattens it around you both. He recently upgraded to an actual comforter that reminds you of water in the tub when you hide under it. "I'm tired." You say. "Mammon was driving me crazy. He wouldn't stop trying to spend more money he doesn't have." "You can sleep if you need, Y/N." He says, focusing on the game and bringing it to rest on your chest. Levi doesn't often call you by your name and instead prefers to call you Normie as a pet name. "Thank you." You say, your head resting on Levi's chest. You sneak a look up at his face and see him blushing. "No problem, Normie." He whispers.

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beelzebub one shot,,,,,

FLUFFFFFF!!! (And a lot of those cute things that happen on tv shows with cooking and couples lol)

Baking with Beel has always been fun for both of you, and you’ve been doing it for a while. Your normal schedule is making a cake or sweets or cupcakes every two weeks (You only end up eating one or two before he eats the rest.)

Today is Saturday, and it's the day you and Beel get to hang out the most. He normally exercises for a little before coming to find you, and you use that time to sleep.

Today Beel wakes you up earlier than normal by shaking your shoulder with a “Y/NNNNN, I’m hungry... Don’t you wanna make something?”

Beel is the only brother you allow to wake you up on weekends to do something, and this is normally how he does it.

You groan, groggy. “Okkkk.. hold on.”

You roll over quickly, attempting to hide your face so you can drift off back to sleep, but instead your stomach slams into Beel’s knee and you shout out a loud “OW!”

Beel immediately jumps up, apologizing like crazy. There have been a few times his hunger ended up with you hurt, ranging from him running to Hell’s Kitchen, holding your wrist as you lose your footing, to stuffing yourself in a competition to the point of a stomach ache. He always takes the blame and apologizes, quickly trying to take care of you though.

“I’m sorry Y/N!“ He says, setting you upright.

You rub your sore stomach and nod, “It’s aight.” You say, giving him a quick kiss on the nose, “I’ll just grab some ice when we’re cooking.”

He nods and lets you change as he sits outside.

You both walk down to the kitchen, passing Leviathan arguing with Mammon over if “Normies” are good or not. You chuckle at their conversation and move on.

You sit on the counter and ask Beel your favorite basic question, “What are we making today?”

Beel grabs you some frozen peas and a towel to put on your already bruising stomach and says, “Human world pie?”

You nod, “Flavor?”

“Anything fine with me.“ He says, grabbing some pots and pans you had told him you use to make the pies with.

“Would you like blueberry or apple, Beel?“

“Both?“ He asks, standing in front of you with his hands on the counter beside you.

You put the peas beside you and cup his face with both of your cold hands and touch your nose to his, “Alright.”

Beel helps you down and hands you the ingredients you had bought on Wednesday, after asking Barbatos to let you know what Beel would most likely want.

You go step by step, teaching Beel how to roll the crust just thick enough and to make the filling by scratch.

You and Beel fill a good couple of hours cooking and watching cooking videos together before the oven finally beeps.

“Y/N. It’s done.“

You scoot off the counter with Beel’s help and open the oven to two perfectly browned pies.

You ask Beel to carefully grab the pies out of the oven as you melt some butter to glisten the top of the pies.

Beel does as he is asked and glazes the top of the pies with a little butter for you, setting them in the fridge to cool and you and he sit on the floor and watch your show.

Eventually, it comes time to try the pies, and Beel happily gets them from the fridge, and you cut them.

“Blueberry or apple first?“ You ask.

“Apple, please.“ He asks.

You cut off the back of the pie, as you always do, nibble on the crust, and take a spoon to get the middle and top of the pie for Beel, ignoring the tip.

Beel waits patiently, but you can hear his stomach grumble quietly.

“Sorry for making you wait.“ You say, gently putting the spoon in his mouth.

He gently takes the spoon from your hand, and out of his mouth as he chews the pie and happily nods, smiling. “Thank you, Y/N. It’s yummy.”

Beel goes to get you a bite of the slice, and stops, “Y/N.” He says seriously.

“Yeah? What's the problem?“ You say, slightly scared he's going to say there's a hair or eggshell in the pie, even though you know it's not possible.

Beel looks you in the eye, smiling, “Do you wanna make the wish?” He asks

You laugh, smiling, glad to know Beel remembers why you leave the tip of slices of pie or cake. “Sure.“

Beel takes it into the spoon and gently puts it in your mouth, looking for any signs you like the pie as much as he does.

You eat it, smiling, and take the spoon from your mouth. “I wish we could do this more often.” You say, putting the spoon down and taking Beel’s face in your hands.

“Me too.“ He says and kisses you.

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Mammon one shot ,,,,

Mammon takes his “abilities”, and uses them to allow you to have a wonderful birthday. SFW LOL *LOTS OF FLUFF*, No NSFW, meantion of the first time MC met mammon (and his intro), Some change in the lore for the sake of this story. Mammon was struggling to get you a present. He handles money horribly, as you know, but had a severe problem when buying you something. For the last few years, he got jobs and helped the witches for money to spend on you, but he only now realized there was an easier way to do this.“Oi, Y/N?“ Mammon calls through your bedroom door.“Yeah?“ You call back, “Come in!“Mammon walks in with a grin on his face. “How are ya doin’?” He asks, almost teasingly, knowing *you* know there's a reason he came to your room.“I’m good...“ You say, your eyes narrowing, wondering if he's going to use you to hide from Lucifer.Mammon's grin widens as he walks up to you (sitting on the floor) and stands above you, “So you know yer birthday’s comin’ up, right?“You’re immediately confused. You had thought Mammon's‘ save-up-and-spend-out’ plans for your birthday were a tradition. “Yeah?““I figured somethin’ out...“ He sits down, moving what you were doing out of the way so you’re almost nose to nose.“What is it?“ You were curious, but dragging out things like this annoyed you. If it was something important, like you two would stay in for your birthday, you needed to know.“Well, ya like spendin’ money, and so do I. I figured out a way to make it easier though. But I’ve gotta do somethin’ and I won't be able to be around for the day before your birthday.“You pause, contemplating what he was saying. “So you won't have to work super hard, but you’ll still be away?” You ask.“Yeah. I have somethin’ to do before I can celebrate yer birthday with you.“This ultimately saddens you. You and Mammon normally try to stay together for the days around your birthday. You don't understand what could be more important than just being around him. “When will it be done?““By bedtime, but that doesn't matter. Anyways, aren't ya going to ask me what I realized?“ Mammon grins at your pouting face, sure that whatever he has to say will cheer you up.“What did you realize, Mammon?“ You tilt your head to the side, and Mammon takes your dominant hand.You feel something rectangular and thin in your hand, and immediately realize what it is after playing around with Mammons when you would have mini-fights.“A credit card?“ You ask. “What would this do?“Mammon grins even wider after realizing he gets to explain what is so important.”Don't you remember when we had to steal Goldie back you found that check?”“Yeah, it was for a bunch of grim.““And when we would go out and about you’d always find money around?““Yes...““If we go out an we’re on super good terms, ya end up with money Y/N! How haven't ya realized this yet?“ Mammon says, looking like a happy puppy.“Oh! So I’d pretty much accumulate money! OHH!!“ You grin back at Mammon, happy he doesn't have to work his ass off for your birthday this year.“Go out with Asmo or Beel and go walk around or something and test it out. Normally I wouldn't pass a chance to be with ya, but I have to do something first. I am the Great Mammon, after all, I’ve never been away for any other reason.“You contemplate this, still sad you wouldn't spend tomorrow with Mammon before your birthday, but it was overall fine with you as long as Mammon wouldn't be overworked.“Alright!“ You say, jumping up, equally as happy as Mammon.It was finally your birthday. You did get to cuddle with Mammon up until midnight so he was the first to tell you happy birthday, and you had woken up in his arms a couple of hours ago. You had immediately gotten up to be showered in kisses and happy birthdays from him, gotten ready, and figured out Mammon’s method worked!You were beyond happy, and Mammon took you around all of the shops in the Devildom to spend your Grimm. When the day finally got to later hours, he told you that you were going somewhere.“Where though?“ You asked, only to be met with a blindfold.“This isn't necessary, but I thought it would be more interesting for ya.“ Mammon says, leading you away.“I guess... but where are we going Mammon?““Just wait and hush. The Great Mammon would never let anything happen to ya, so just wait.“You decide to listen to him, knowing he does care.After about ten minutes of walking, he finally counts to three and removes the blindfold to reveal a beautiful flower garden, where he hands you one final present he hid from you.“Open it.““...Alright...“ You say, taking the present into your hands.“C’mon now! Yer taking forever!“You look at Mammon and smile, “Is it that important?” You laugh.He grins at you and nods, “C’mon and open it, Y/N!”You laugh and open the present faster, and it reveals a box. You open it slowly, relishing Mammon’s smile and anticipation.The box reveals a beautiful golden necklace, and Mammon takes the box from you and puts the necklace on you.“You know, Y/N. I’ve always thought Goldie was the most important thing to me. But ya came along and everything's changed. I love ya Y/N.“

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lucifer one shot,,,,,

Diavolo ordered you to bring a mound of student work and paperwork to Lucifer. You obviously didn't feel like doing it since it was still so early for you to get up, but an order from the demon prince isn't something you should ignore.

Apparently, Lucifer was supposed to analyze and determine if some of the lower and somewhat behind demons needed tutoring or if they need to be put in lower classes. You personally have always been ahead in your studies, nowhere near Mammon and his math abilities, but very, very smart.

Your job was to deliver Lucifer items or work from Diavolo and vice versa since you were ahead of your studies, and you normally have no problem with it, but since you had been awakened by Barbatos telling you to hurry and get up in his professional way, you were cranky.

Stomping up to Lucifer's desk, you almost slammed the pile of work down onto it before collapsing into a seat in front of it. "Thanks. Take these back to Diavolo and this to Mammon and this to Barbatos." Lucifer says, not even looking up, but pointing at two binders and a mound of math equations. You raise an eye at him, obviously offended, "What?" "Listen, I said take these binders to Diavolo and Barbatos, the one with all the sticky notes is for Barbatos, and this pile of papers to Mammon." Lucifer sighs, not bothering to point at the binders or the work this time. "No." You fold your arms, "I'm going to bed." As you start to get up you notice Lucifer finally has looked up from his work to scowl at you, "You are going to take these to Diavolo, Mammon, and Barbatos"

"No, I'm going to go to sleep. Goodbye Lucifer." You say, scowling back at him. "Y/N. Go deliver what I told you to and come back." "No. Have Barbatos do it. Goodnight." "Stop it. He is not my butler." "So I am? Leave me alone Lucifer, I want to go back to sleep." Lucifer sighs, sounding extreamly annoyed. "Will you knock it off? Just deliver the damn papers." "I already told you to leave me alone Lucifer, I am sick of this. You or Barbatos wake me up earlier and earlier and I cant keep up with this! Get lost!" You shout, slamming the door behind you and walking to your own room. You're annoyed with Lucifers actions, and he's been pissing you off for the last few days, choosing to wake you up at odd times of the hour, and even telling you to get out of bedif you like it or not. He's ACTUALLY been working you to death. You wonder if he forgets you're human sometimes.

As you settle down into your room again, you have an epending feeling of doom wash over you. You wonder if you hurt the demons pride by denying him and telling him to get lost. Soon, you wake up, to knocking on your door. "I already told you to fuck off, Lucifer!" You shout.

"It aint, Y/N. Lucifer did tell me yer in trouble though. What the hell did he do to have ya angry though?" Mammon calls from outside, "Ya decent?" "Yeah." You call back, and Mammon opens the door and walks in, "He and Barbatos have been waking me up at undemonly times of day. Its pissing me off to a new degree. Im so close to asking Diavolo to let me go back home! I'm so sick of this!" "Woa, woa. Don't go that far. Lucifers just used to bossin' us around. He'll be fine an' so will ya." Mammon awkwardly pats you on the head, "But anyways, don't worry, The Great Mammon is here... But I still gotta do a bunch of math for 'im." He sighs. "Ya wanna... go to Hell's Kitchen... with me later?" "Sure. I guess. I gotta get up now anyways. I have stuff to do." You say as you stand. "You go do your math and come find me." "Alright. Cya." You walk out of your room and lock it behind Mammon only to hear Lucifer boom out at you from a little down the hallway. "Y/N. My library. Now. Or else." You sigh and roll your eyes. "Fine, I'm coming."

You follow Lucifer to his library, and he sits at his desk, motioning for you to sit infront of him. You choose to so you dont anger him anymore. He doesnt speak, and instead goes to write something. "Did you just call me here for you to do more work and me to suffer?" You raise an eyebrow at him, crossing your arms again. Lucifer continutes to write, and it seems like he is ignoring you. "Goodbye Lucifer." "Y/N. I told you to sit. I said nothing else. Are you so impatient that you couldnt wait for me to finish writing?" "Yes, infact I am." You narrow your eyes.

"Y/N why do you feel the need to be like this?" He looks up at you finally. "Because I havent gotten any sleep. You're working me to death too!" You shout.

"Keep your voice down, Y/N. I have a headache." "I dont really care, Lucifer. My legs ache and I'm not getting proper sleep. I aught to go ask Diavolo if I can go home so at least I dont feel like I'm going to collapse." "No. You're not going to do that. Stop being like this and talk." "I've already tried to, Lucifer, and you pissed me off"

"You pissed yourself off actually, I didn't do anything but ask you to take some files to some people." "Again, goodnight, Lucifer," Lucifer sighs and stands ubruptly. "Will you please calm down?" He begins to walk torward you. "I said I'm sick of this, Lucifer!" "I understand, Y/N. I'm sorry I worked you so hard." "Wait, huh?" "I said I'm sorry. I forget you're more fragile then a demon." "I figured." Your arms are still crossed, but your eyes arent as squinted. Lucifer sighs again and hugs you, "I said I'm sorry. I wont work you as hard." You decide that you're overreacting and sigh. "Sorry." "You dont need to apolojize Y/N. I was acting foolish." "So was I." Lucifer laughs, "You dont need to take acountability." You shake your head and sigh. "I'm really sorry Lucifer." "It's my fault... But I do have work to do. Do you mind sitting with me?" You nod, "Sure. Lemme cancel on Mammon in a little though."