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🫠 was watching an Australian describe a bread recipe and i thought she said ligma water... she said lukewarm

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is they bazed or crinch 🙏

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someone mentioned it was Tuesday and i gave myself a headache by asking myself "wait is it tuesday?"

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you know how people will have an event where they have an audience and out of curiosity they'll ask the audience to crack all their knuckles at the same time?

i really want to see someone ask an entire audience to fart at the same time, please

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im about to get on my hands and knees and cat/cow pose till i finally fucking fart

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i need more enrichment for my enclosure

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dizzle is a milf

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one time, i dreamt that joe biden and i were at a restaurant because he was my uncle. and a puss-in-boots style humanoid cat beggar came to our table. and all he wanted was some beans. and joe biden denied the beggar cat.

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send ceiling pics 😐

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thinking about the time i was messing around with a scammer and they said "Don't think you can save someone. if he or she is being a Satan"

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the online version of holding hands is being in a voice chat with them while everyone is muted.

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Why do the kids they obsessed with t swizzle?

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i'm not crying i'm just allergic to feeling bad

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scrolled into a TikTok live of an adult woman doing an ASMR stream playing with a plastic kids dentistry set and whispering "I watch too much law and order"...

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shitting on pubes is called soiling a rug. I will not be taking further questions.

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siblingship be like if u don't do that self care task I'm sending u photos of my cats butthole

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someone: whats ur gender someone else: Oh, my gender? it's a little bit weird. someone: yeah thats fine. but what is it tho. someone else: Oh, yeah. it's a little bit weird.