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Peter Murphy really is David Bowie turned evil
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It wasn't even fun and games to begin with
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call me the tumblr app the way i continue to get worse
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This Neil Gaiman-guy should like write a book, idk
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A collection of ancient ceramic paintings depicting Achilles in a blanket being miserable and pathetic.
That's the post. Sorry that some of these are mircowave quality.








I can't really pick a favorite, I like them all equally. They're just so silly looking.
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Thank the gods that no one has cursed me with the "both sides of the pillow hot"-curse
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life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
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Fuck consciousness
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if they dont want to do a bacchanal with you, theyre not your real friends.
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When, if I become a parent, my kids' bedtime story will be The Metamorphosis, for they'll have vague memories of some dude turning in a roach when they're an adult and feel alienated by everyday demeanour and conventional thought patterns.
Truly Kafkaesque.
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Do Be
Gay Crime
Be Crime Do Gay
the lack of yellow is actually homophobic
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WHAT?!
So you're telling me that my actions have consequences??
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All of them?
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To be fair, Achilles' actual Achilles heel was Patroclus
#achilles#patroklos#patroclus#the song of achilles#oh no#i have anger issues#so now i'll ride around with the corpse of a prince#patrochilles
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Movie actor who is bad at English:
"he has a game in which a player has to spin a pointer and get a certain limb on a colourful dot on a white mat-mind"
#please#gods help me#I'm becoming delusional#it's fucking twisted#not twister#i genuinely need help#going insane is aesthetic though
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